Thursday, April 26, 2007

D.O.C. Post Episode Pt 2

JIN JIN JIN JIN!

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185 comments:

Jordan from the 206 said...

First?

Jordan from the 206 said...

bwahahaha.

t-dot kim said...

I just wanted to post a picture of Jin kicking some ASS!

Wesh said...

Wow allready a new thread :) I guess it can be expected with such a cool episode! :) Just watched it a couple of hours ago, and I liked it, especially the shocking ending! That was awesome.
Allright, I'll go see what's been discussed in the other thread now. :)

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PalmerEldritch said...

DDK is the man.

Wesh said...

Jordan, check this out: LINK I think it's appropriate :D ;)

true that t-dot, that round house kick was super sweet! I think it was even better executed than Sayid's. And LOL in both cases Mikhail was at the receiving end!

(previous comment deleted as to not tripple post.)

stephsmith said...

Over 7 minutes of cuteness!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zZLKb_5S21E

PalmerEldritch said...

Norris versus O'Brien.

PalmerEldritch said...

Thanks, StephSmith.... Thephsmith!

apPaullo said...

Here's a sign of my geekiness:

I'm an Art Director and Senior Designer at a major NY newspaper. Every story in the paper on any given day is given a slug, that is to say an abbreviated title. We're running a story tomorrow about Wal-Mart like stores, and the slug is called BIGBOX. Of course, I had to think about Ben's Magic Box.

There is a funny postscript to this slug anecdote. Last year, we ran a story about men's jewelery makers, and it was given the hilarious slug MANJEWELS. Seems appropriate considering last night's episode. MANJEWELS!

stephsmith said...

I like Chuck. He doesn't take his self too seriously.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n8QAeoFdM5g

When the Boogieman goes to bed every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.

Zachary said...

Does anyone know what Mr. Paik was talking about in his meeting when Sun got there to ask for money?

t-dot kim said...

Bloggers, today is the greatest day!!! I just got word that my boss (who I hate with a passion) got fired!

...my new boss is a LOST fan, who thinks Juliet is a bitch! Can anyone top that?!?!?!

apPaullo said...

Just read my last post -

Fuh-schizzle my Jizzle!

apPaullo said...

Now do you get to throw your old boss from the traffic helicopter into a big pile of dooty?

t-dot kim said...

Mr. Paik thinks the money is for Jin, and that Jin asked Sun to get if from him. We know that Sun needed it to pay off the woman blackmailing her.

Paik then tells Sun that Jin now works for him to pay off the debt. She did so her family wouldn't have to live in shame.

PalmerEldritch said...

Kim, that's fantastic news. What happened to the old boss? Any kind of amusing story about their getting fired? If not, could you make one up?

Jordan from the 206 said...

Congrats Kim! I'm home sick today, so I will have an extra shot of nyquil in celebration.

Anonymous said...

Why didn't BenCo get Mikhail to operate on Colleen?

andrew.

Jimmy said...

Trevor...

Yes. A lot of thought went into the Sperm/Jizz ratio question :) I am squirming as I type.

OK...seminal fluid and sperm come from two different places. You increase your sperm count, great...but seminal "load" stays pretty much the same (meaning unrelated to the amount of sperm production).

I hate talking like this, but I got the "snip" a few years ago...so I know all about the basic principles.

Jimmy said...

Speaking of TMI !

apPaullo said...

He's a medic, not a surgeon.

The really important question is 'if he is the surgeon, why is he risking his hands fixing pipes?'

I'm half serious; surgeons are paranoid about their hands.

apPaullo said...

Just remember Jimmy, the island can always reverse that for you!

Anonymous said...

him being a medic seems to make him more fit for improv bullet wound surgery than dr. spinal surgeon.

i'll give them the benefit of the doubt and say "she was in a bad way and Jack was on hand"

still, the dude knew his way around punching a whole in someone's lung.

andrew.

memphish said...

I think Kim's news calls for some razzle dazzle in her traffic reports today. Her boss went Kablamo! Her new boss is one of the smartest people I've ever heard of.

Holli

aimee in little rock said...

I think on the island Jimmy would still outfertilize Jin. Wait, that kinda sounded wrong.

So...that's one bullet, and one tree branch that Mikhail has successfully extricated from people's bodies. I know Colleen's bullet was in her babybasket, but is that any more/less sensitive than a treebranch in your lung? I guess they just wouldn't have had time to fetch Dr. Mikhail, and since their comms didn't work anyway, and they had a REAL surgeon right there, it was kind of moot.

t-dot kim said...

I don't like to speak badly of people, but I could write a trilogy of why I hate my OLD boss. (That's so great to say, my old boss :) ).

Andrew... Mikhail also never wears his walkie talkie, so maybe Ben & Co. didn't have time to find him to operate.

PalmerEldritch said...

kim, i can just imagine your new boss having TLI recommended to her and listening one day to hear about JizzIsland and how you hate babies. :)

tall guy said...

So then, the Island's healing power itself, is responsible for the deaths' of the pregnant woman, as it somehow treats the fetus as an illness, boosting the women's immune system with disasterous consequences. If this is true, then it shows that there's no real intelligence behind it.

As for parashootist's story about the plane having already been found, I still think that there's a Time explanation behind this. I haven't a clue what it might be though.

Wesh said...

Fwew, worked my way thru the previous thread. Fun read though.
I must say, before even having read the blogspot, when sun cried out:"It's Jin's" I totally thought she said:"It's Jizz" :)

Few points:
* no purgatory. Please. Thanks.
* Time tricks.. hmm I can live with that, although then they will have gone far into the realms of bs, leaving (pseudo)science far behind. And then again, time travel and blackholes do fall into the category of pseudo science, dont they? Conclusion: confused.
* I figured she might have said "I'm not alone" when she was speaking in tongues and Mikhail lied about it. I figured it was a good possibility in that context.
* Parachute Girl is hot, yeah? Can't wait to see how she cleans up :)
* Mikhail not dead? nice suprise. Expected anyone but him (Danielle, Alex,..) I guess the writers did that on purpose :p I'm sure they're cursing and brainstorming on an explanation right now (or back then, cause finale is allready written, right?)
* I'm thinking there were 2 815s from the beginning. Someone is playing this game from high above. Maybe season 4 will be all about this mastermind and developments back on the mainland.
* I'm psyched for the finale! woooot!

trevor mcfur said...

Jimmy--

My thought was, maybe the seminal vesicles (which produce the non-sperm part of the jizz), might go into overdrive too, in response to whatever force is causing all that extra sperm to be produced, so that the sperm gets adequate protection and nutrition. They didn't say anything like that on the show, it's just my own goofy conjecturing.

All right, way, way, too much typing about jizz on my part today ... must go look at titties!

apPaullo said...

Wel,, it either has to be a timeline / alternate universe quantum physics story, or...

the Others used their submarine to drag the fusealage and tail wreckage to an island / beach where it would be found, albeit missing all combs and brushes, booze, and porno magazines.

PalmerEldritch said...

"Sir, we've found the wreckage of Flight 815. There are no survivors but something doesn't add up... There's a complete lack of porno mags!"

PalmerEldritch said...

I like the idea that Dr. Eyeliner faked the wreckage or that the Others "stole" the wreckage and put it somewhere for the rescuers to find.

trevor mcfur said...

One thing I've been wondering about, Mikhail seemed to assume that the island's power works on everybody; I think that Ben seems to think so too. But we know that's not true, from all the Lostaways that have died. I can see AnaL and Shannon, they died instantly, so there was no time to heal. But Boone lingered for hours, and so did Libby ... I wonder why they didn't get any healing action.

I like tall guy's idea that the island sends all of the pregnant women's immune systems into overdrive, and that's what kills them.

memphish said...

Don't forget there was that real plane that disappeared from Indonesia this year. According to Wikipedia, they only looked for it just over a month. They found some pieces, one body, threw some wreaths in the ocean and that was that.

Holli

Anonymous said...

What about the black box?

apPaullo said...

Exactly. When Naomi says 'everyone is dead' she is not saying '324 bodies and an intact plane were recovered'. Next week she'll elaborate by saying wreckage was found, and everyone is presumed dead. Then the charaecters will revert to not sharing useful information.

apPaullo said...

The black box is safely hidden on the island, probably still encased in the cockpit.

elias said...

just watching tha orangutan movie with Clint Eastwood and I decided Lost needs a sidekick ape.

memphish said...

There's always Joop for TLE or Cheetah from Tarzan who turned 75 earlier this week.

Holli

apPaullo said...

Where the fuck is Joop?

Anonymous said...

i think there's 3 different Eastwood & orangutan movies.
They should wait for the spinoff sitcom before bringing out the ape sidekicks.

andrew.

t-dot kim said...

Ya...where IS Joop!!!

elias said...

you're right about the spinoff - perhaps a recurring character on 'Reyes & Ford Investigate' :)

apPaullo said...

Fuh-Schizzle my Jizzle, Kim!

All that damn 'interweb' gaming last summer and all we learned was what the numbers meant, what DHARMA stands for, and why dudes with ponytails CANNOT ever be trusted. Nothing really important, like where my man Joop's at.

Jimmy said...

Joop went the same way as "The New Sheriff"

apPaullo said...

As in Sawyer? You mean he got pussy whipped and started making mix tapes?

t-dot kim said...

I still have Afternoon Delight as my ringtone!

MB said...

Quick post (too damn busy today) - Kim - that's awesome. There are few things more uplifting that being rid of bad boss/overlord. Now you can fuck with him/her on your traffic report
"we have a collision at the intersection of [boss's last name] Street and Jobless blvd."

Anonymous said...

new The Office tonight.
i have so much stuff to do, but then who would watch my TV?

andrew.

MB said...

and then follow the report with an ad for a day-worker service (do you have those in Canada), or carreer counseling service or something.

elias said...

new Office is most welcome.

"I bet you'd like to swim with this Seamonster huh?"

Brennan said...

Here are my thoughts on Patchy- When he got tossed into the sonic fence, it ruptured his eardrums causing them to bleed. He played it up by frothing at the mouth to make it look like he was dying. This would help explain why he was hard of hearing during this weeks episode.

My other question. After Hurley shoots off the flare, Patchy come running in a little later. I'm wondering why. It really doesn't seem like an "other" thing to do, as in rush into an unknown situation. Maybe Patchy really is the last Dharma member.

apPaullo said...

He came running becuase it was a DHARMA flaregun Hurley shot off. Didn't you see the octagon smoke pattern? Or he was following the last place he saw the parachute beacon. Or he was really lonely.

apPaullo said...

And, I think KELVIN was the last true DHARMA member. Until Desmond did a KABLAMO! on his medula oblagto while doing the Mr. Roboto.

Razzle Dazzle bitches!

Anonymous said...

he didn't get Kate's digits? damn, must have been the only one.

andrew.

apPaullo said...

sorry medulla oblongata

Jimmy said...

I have Afternoon Delight as a lifestyle choice !

Anonymous said...

Jin = Chuck Norris

Jimmy said...

Apaullo...

Yeah, mate. Who was Kelvin really working for? I've often wondered that?

MB said...

I'll bet you're right appaullo - the others probably heard the helicopter and saw Naomi coming down, and sent Mikhail to find her. Wonder what he would have done with her.

apPaullo said...

Kelvin's background is quite similar to Patchy's. Former military. Predisposed to being alone for long periods of time. Here are the two mjor differences: The Others had very limited knowledge of the Swan station, according Damon and Carlton, and they certainly didn't understand its importance. So if he was an Other, he would have reported its function to Ben or Patchy. Second, the Others all want to be on the island, with the exception of Juliet, and Kelvin took the first opportunity to make a run for it. Of course, I could be wrong.

elias said...

I think he was salvaging equipment from the flame when he saw the flare. his duty as an Other is to investigate.

when I saw him I shouted at the TV "Bakunin ya ****, what are you doing alive?". He's really the last person on that island I expected to turn up.

They gave us some great answers this week but as always they threw us 2 big curveballs - Mikhail and the ending. Lovely stuff :)

tall guy said...

Why did Mikail turn up when the flare went off? My guess is that he's looking for The Others, having been left behind? What if after his run in with the sonic fence, he woke up the next day to find Otherville deserted. Locke told Ben that he'd killed Mikail, after all. No reason for anyone to go out to the Flame station to find him. So he's wandering the jungle looking for his pals, when he sees a flare. Oops!

Kirklain said...

Mikhail faking his death possible... but didn't the Losties check him for a pulse? and wasn't it Kate in particular who did this?

Actually do we know the sonic fence really works? if Mikhail faked it somehow, and the smoke monster was manipulated... maybe the fence is just an elaborate ruse.

PalmerEldritch said...

yeah, the Baby vs. Mama's Immune System makes a lot of sense. i've been subscribed to that theory for a while now.

MB, the "(Boss's name) and Unemployment Blvd" idea for Kim is fan-fucking-tastic. i love it.

PalmerEldritch said...

and... KABLAMO!

MB said...

I hope she actually does it Palmer - (chant) Kim, Kim, Kim...
(I should tune in tomorrow to listen to her)

Tall Guy - That is also very possible, I guess it all depends on where he was coming from. I thought he may have rejoined Ben & Co.
Charlie had said they had been walking for, what, 8 hrs or something? I'm not good at the island's geography - but it seems like it might be a ways away from anything. I don't know.

MB said...

Kim should report it just as "a big mess" at...etc...

or "somebody's having a bad day at [last name] and Jobless blvd."

MB said...

I was just thinking - for the people theorizing that many of the 815er's daddies were involved with Dharma - the fact that the identity of Jin's Father is in question throws another possible daddy into the mix (if the fisherman is NOT actually Jin's dad). I personally do not fully subscribe to this theory - just an observation.

What if it's Marvin Candle and he lost his arm in some bizzare sexual exploit with Jin's prostitute mommy. I'm just throwin' it out there...

memphish said...

I'm throwing that one back at you MB. My favorite Jin Daddy theory is that it's Christian Shephard. I know Jin looks fully Korean, but old CS could have been a military doc in the Viet Nam era and have gone to Korea for R&R. Remember as Ralph and Ben have said, CS would know what to do with a Bai Ling type unlike his coconut-headed son.

Holli

Kirklain said...

unless the island left some sort of genetic imprint on the fetuses conceived on the island, why would the mother reject it? And why is claire sick when she got pregnant off the island. Obviously there's more to it than just the jizz hitting the target

MB said...

Kirklain - Does there need to be a foreign genetic imprint like you say for the mother's immune system to attack the fetus - or the other way around (if we're going with the super-immune system theory) ? I don't know.

RE: Claire - Ben said to Juliet (in their table conversation at the end of "Left Behind") that "the implant" in Claire should "activate" around the time Juliet arrives on the Losties beach. So it was that implant from the Others that triggered her
"illness". They must have put it in her when she was in the Medical Hatch (way back in Season 1 - though we didn't see what happened until season 2).

MB said...

Holli - true, that old slut CS did get around, didn't he

PalmerEldritch said...

Office and Earl were great. Loved the end segment. absolutely, 100% spot on. heheheh.

Sun's hair was very nice in the flashbacks Wednesday.

And the babies are killing the mummies ala House last month.

/avoided Office spoilers for you West Coasters

goofball said...

I REALLY enjoy the Jin/Sun episodes. Remember when we all thought Jin was a misogynist dick? Then we thought Sun was a lying cheating bitch? Now I don't know what to think.

Just got to see the show tonight. First time I've missed a lost episode in 18 months. Trained my family and friends to leave me alone on wednesdays. But I actually fell asleep on the couch waiting for it to come on. Must be getting old.

trevor mcfur said...

A fetus is a foreign genetic imprint though -- because of the father's DNA. Normally, the mother's immune system is turned down so that mom doesn't attack and reject the baby. So if, somehow, the immune system was super-strengthened by the island, it could overcome that natural downregulation, react to the fetus, and kill it ... and maybe stay super-activated and kill the mom too.

DenAss said...

Hey Kim, can you give me some ideas on how to get my boss fired too?

Trevor, you said "I can see anal" ^WAY UP THERE^

And in honor of the Thursday night NBC lineup, here's an all NBC M/B/K:

First for the ladies:
Jason Lee
John Krasinski
Alec Baldwin (I wonder if his voice mail will sway anyone's opinion of him for this little game)

And for you guys:
Jaime Pressly
Jenna Fischer
Tina Fey

Have fun with that.

~DA

Colin said...

Marry Jenna Fischer.
Bang Jaime Pressly.
Kill Tina Fey.

Done. Easy.

Kirklain said...

"A fetus is a foreign genetic imprint though -- because of the father's DNA... and maybe stay super-activated and kill the mom too."

...that first part sounds right, and perhaps the superactivation can be mirrored to the body when it attacks itself such when people have an allergy. Now something like HIV causes a deficiency in the immune system, so maybe the island has an anti-HIV virus floating around, which super-attenuates the body to killing anything foreign such as the baby.

i like this theory of super-immune system... kudos to the guy(s) who came up with it.

DenAss said...

wow. easy, huh? Well, I guess it's all relative. This one is hard for me. But NO WAY would I ever pick my fav girl Tina Fey to kill.

If I had to pick, here's what it would be:
Marry: Tina Fey (This one's not even close. The hard part's coming next)

Bang: Jaime Pressly For some reason she just seems like she'd be a lot more fun in the rack than Jenna. And I'm probably totally basing that on their characters instead of the actress herself, but hey, it's not like I have much else to go on...

Kill: Jenna Fischer. Much like Kim and Aimee both picked Hugo to kill. I wouldn't want to do it, but that's the way the game is played. However in this case, like I've told Kim before, I'd bang her to death ;-)

p.s. fucking TiVo didn't record The Office again tonight! But it damn sure recorded ANOTHER GOT-DAMN CSI rerun that my wife is so fond of watching. I'm starting to hate CSI...

Kirklain said...

maybe when the mom is pregnant with this super-attenuated immune system, it just over-rides normal conditioning, causing the mother to die... but why were the females on the island infertile until Juliette came? What does her fertility drug do? Maybe the drug's side-effect is the superimmune system, and the increase in fertility (must be due to uterus preparation, rather than increase of egg release as we haven't heard of multiple fetuses).

Kirklain said...

ok... following on from my last post and a shower... what if the drug Juliette was administering to the infertile women is a virus that enables better implantation and hence better chances for pregnancy. Now this virus is slow mutating, so the times of the deaths of the mothers are roughly the same. The clincher is that the virus although good for fertility is recognised by the mother as foreign (normal immunity, no superimmunity), and the mother kills the virally-infected fetus, but likened to the human papilloma virus (causes cervical cancer) it has a defence mechanism which instead of cancer causes the opposite, tissue necrosis (thus the vomiting of blood), in order to kill itself, and allow a new better strain to evolve.

PalmerEldritch said...

kirklain, it is a great theory (immune system eating babies). only wish i hadnt ripped it off from the episode of house that aired the week before we found out about the problems with the babies. :)

but i selfishly claimed it as my own anyhow. eat that, hugh laurie!

i'm also wondering what the heck are in all these vials that everyone on the Island are shooting themselves up with. Des had the DHARMA branded stuff he was shooting up in the Hatch. and the Others have non-DHARMA stuff that they're always shooting people up with that comes in very similar packaging and looks pretty similar too. i wouldn't be surprised to find out that it's just placebo.

apPaullo said...

Colin, are you kidding me? Smart girls are so hot-

Bang Jamie Presley (Poison Ivy 2: need I say more?)
Marry Tina Fey
Kill the other chick

Jordan from the 206 said...

Son of a bitch!

Did anybody else have The Office cut off early on their dvr? Mine stopped right at 30 min while Michael was filming a video. Was that the end?

t-dot kim said...

Dennis...too easy!

Marry John Krasinski
Bang Alec Baldwin
Kill Jason Lee

If I were a guy:

Marry Tina Fey
Bang Jenna Fisher
Kill Jamie Presley

next.

Mike Campbell said...

sorry i just want to rant real quick. I went to a O.A.R. concert tonight and the friggen crowd SUCKED. i am really into concerts i go all the time. I have seen this band 5 times. They are a jam type band. All the crowds i have been relaxed and jamming out to the music. This one was drunk high schoolers causing trouble. People were crowd surfing. There is a time and place for crowd surfing and thats punk shows. Keep it out of my shows :) The singer at one point, in the middle of a jam, had to ask the crowd to friggen chill for a minute because people were getting hurt.

Other then that it was a good show. Sorry for the rant. Lost was great. Been busy have to catch up on the posts.

The Middleos guys staged the crash so the public would stop looking for them!

JonJon said...

I fuckin' made the most amazing voice mail post on the TLI, hope you enjoy it Kim and Aimee

stephsmith said...

John Krasinski- marry
Jason Lee- bang
Alec Baldwin- kill
Easy.

Jenna Fischer- bang
Tina Fey- marry
Jamie Presley- kill
A bit more difficult.

memphish said...

I like all the super-immunity baby/mommy killing theories and especially the viral suppressant Juliet twist. It makes her more evil.

Marry John Karsinski
Bang Jason Lee (I'm betting Alec's problem in Paris was actor based)
Kill Alec Baldwin (and no it's not because of his rant)

If they were their characters I might change it around to

Marry Jack
Bang Jim
Kill Earl

Holli

PalmerEldritch said...

Kim would bang Alec Baldwin and kill Jason Lee? Kim, you could make Jason Lee shave and get a haircut. Alec Baldwin? Ack.

Marry - Jenna Fischer
That's an easy one for me. While Pam on the Office is kind of frumpy, Jenna cleans up real nice.

Bang - uh... I guess the ex-Mrs. Hickey cuz at least when she's not gigantically pregnant she stays in real good shape. :\

Kill - Tina Fey
But I'd give her a chance to go out on a humorous one liner.

aimee in little rock said...

I would totally steal John Krasinski from Kim and marry him. No question. Because remember, the one that you marry, you still get to bang. Repeatedly.

The other two are a bit trickier. Alec is the only Baldwin I actually like, but on the other hand, I've never seen anything with Jason Lee that I hated. I guess I'd bang Jason Lee. Although I love Alec's character in 30 Rock.

So by default, I'd have to kill Alec.

Jordan from the 206 said...

Marry Jenna Fischer
Bang Jamie Presley
Kill Tina Fey

It was a tough choice between marrying Jenna and Tina. Tina is smart and funny, two things that I value is a woman, but it just came down to me having a bigger crush on Jenna. And then unfortunately for Tina, I think most guys here if given just a one time shot would bang Jamie.

memphish said...

Jordan, Michael's video is up on the NBC website.

Holli

PalmerEldritch said...

IRON MAN

Pretty snazzy.

/comic book nerd too lazy to read comic books

PalmerEldritch said...

mike campbell,
my buddy went to the O.A.R. concert last night too. he agreed with your assessment of the crowd.

stephsmith said...

Help is on it's way for Alec.
http://community.tvguide.com/blog/TVGuide-Editors-Blog/Tv-Guide-News/800046225

aimee in little rock said...

I think the whole divorce thing between Alec & Kim is hilarious.
As though no parent has ever called their child something mean before when they were angry - come on. The media whores are being ridiculous about this.

aimee in little rock said...

I'm sure my dad called me something worse than "pig" at some point in my childhood. Well, maybe not me, because I was a goodie two shoes, but I'm sure one of my three hellraising siblings.

aimee in little rock said...

Marsha Thomason, aka Naomi the multilingual parachutist: Click Here

apPaullo said...

We should start a pool now about when the daughter will end up at Promises.

apPaullo said...

I completely didn't recognize her with the straight hair. Or maybe she has helmet head.

aimee in little rock said...

Before her 21st birthday, but after the paparazzi snaps a few crotch shots.

aimee in little rock said...

Here’s a better photo, and you can see her tattoo that was visible in the episode (it’s hers, not an addition from the Lost writers): Click Here

aimee in little rock said...

KABLAMO!

apPaullo said...

Wouldn't be funny if Juliette gets a blood sample from Kate just to find out that she's not pregnant but has an STD - Sawyer Transmitted Disease.

apPaullo said...

I've had it with Lost characters and their damn tattoos! Here's my caption: "My ink doesn't mean anything, and certainly doesn't warrant a whole episode just to explain them!"

elias said...

lovely stuff :)

Aimee - what's the deadline for mp3 comments and where do I send them?

memphish said...

Speaking of mp3 comments, what sort of software can I get for free for my PC to record one.

Holli

aimee in little rock said...

Holli, if you're using a windows PC, just go to Start>All Programs>Accessories>Entertainment>Sound Recorder. You can record yourself with that.

Deadline for audio comments (voice mail or emailed ones) are Saturday around 1pm Central (which is when we usually record).

apPaullo said...

Aimee, I can't believe you're not going to respond to my STD joke. What if I said that a Sawyer disease withers away the victim's... shoulder muscles?

PalmerEldritch said...

what the heck? i go to lunch and immediately found out that the building i was working in today was closed due to a bomb threat. then i get back from lunch and they've already reopened the place. i didn't get to miss any work time....

my building closed due to a bomb threat and all i got was this lousy post.

Kirklain said...

yeah sucks when you can't miss work... we've had fire warnings, and we go out for coffee, only to hear we could have gone back in after 10mins.

oh well... like i care!

aimee in little rock said...

I'm sorry you missed out on the bomb threat. If you post your work phone number, I'm sure one of us would be happy to call in another one for you.

Kirklain said...

Regarding Sawyer... isn't a man's shoulder's related to the size of his... oh, it doesn't matter right, its what you do with it that counts.

PalmerEldritch said...

yeah, and sawyer does kate with it.

boo yeah!

PalmerEldritch said...

aimee, i'm eagerly awaiting you and kim discussing JizzIsland.
and...
what do you do at the Police Department?

aimee in little rock said...

It sounds like the gentleman around here are trying to rattle my cage. I'm afraid it won't work. Sawyer is Sawyer, shoulders or not. And size, schmize. Sometimes it matters, sometimes it doesn't.

Kirklain said...

"It sounds like the gentleman around here are trying to rattle my cage..."

well Sawyer definitely won't be...

(ducks for cover) ;)

aimee in little rock said...

->Reminiscing about the times Sawyer rattled her cage in her dreams<-

Good times..

stephsmith said...

Holli, audacity is another option. It's free.
http://audacity.sourceforge.net/

PalmerEldritch said...

so, what's up internet? anything cool?

stephsmith said...

Palmer, I'll take that challenge.

http://www.newsvoid.com/top10deaths

http://www.cracked.com/index.php?name=News&sid=815

http://www.thisispembrokeshire.net/display.var.1351648.0.woman_tricked_into_sex_by_*****_cream_treatment.php

aimee in little rock said...

To answer your question Palmer, I'm a crime analyst here. But not anywhere else.

PalmerEldritch said...

huzzah! thanks, steph. that definitely unbored me for a while. alas, i am back to Freecell and researching the Ainu people of Japan to amuse myself. :\

i've already forgotten the preview for next week's episode of LOST. :(

apPaullo said...

When you find Jacob rolling around Little Rock in that old gold DHARMA Chevy, let us know.

aimee in little rock said...

I was playing spider solitaire, but now I'm watching Dawn of the Dead on TV. I still have 3 hours to go!

stephsmith said...

palmer, what kind of work is it you avoid?

PalmerEldritch said...

IT stuff and computer repair for a University. but this past couple of days, i've been stuck basically sitting around in the student center doing nothing.

PalmerEldritch said...

which has it's advantages because i don't have to do anything... but gets pretty boring after a while.

aimee in little rock said...

I am so bored today! I'm writing a to-do list for everything I want to accomplish this weekend (but probably won't finish half of).

stephsmith said...

For Aimee:
http://www.heroestheseries.com/chapter-20-five-years-gone-promo-images/?Qwd=./heroes-chapter-20-images-070427&Qif=heroes-chapter-20-6.jpg&Qiv=thumbs&Qis=M#qdig

PalmerEldritch said...

HEROES!!!!

Sweet. Definitely looking forward to Monday. And Wednesday, of course. Whose got the flashback this week on LOST? Or is that a *spoiler*?!

memphish said...

I just googled campus bomb threat april 27 to figure out where Palmer is and found that his campus is not alone in this department. In the wake of Va. Tech, bomb threats on campus seem to be a new form of terror/amusement.

Holli

memphish said...

I believe Palmer that word on the street is that the FB this week is non-traditional. I don't think that's really a spoiler, and frankly I'm not sure if it's accurate.

Holli

PalmerEldritch said...

yeah, we've had bomb threats before and we'll have 'em again. but this week, the police are actually evacuating buildings and searching dorms. ha ha. all the kids are going to get their pot confiscated.

PalmerEldritch said...

ooooooooh! now i'm rememberizing the trailer for next week. nice! thanks, holli. now, i'm psyched.

aimee in little rock said...

To kill boredom, here's a new M/B/K:

Ladies - Peter Petrelli, Matt Parkman, Isaac Mendez

Gentlemen - Claire Bennett (past the age of consent, naturally), Nikki/Jessica Sanders, Simone Deveaux.

stephsmith said...

Big question- Will this one be as good as the last *****-centric episode? The last one was off the hook.

memphish said...

Aimee, Sound Recorder produces a .wav file. How do I make it an mp3 or do I even need to? And more importantly WTH should I talk about?

Holli

stephsmith said...

Peter- bang
Matt- marry
Isaac- kill

So easy, p.

Ladies,
Peter Petrelli, Jim Halpert, Sawyer?

memphish said...

Too Easy Aimee,

Marry Peter
Bang Isaac
Kill Matt (over and over and over again, he drives me nuts.)

Holli

memphish said...

Steph,

Marry Jim
Bang Sawyer
Kill Peter, by default

Holli

aimee in little rock said...

I would NOT want to marry someone who would be reading my mind all day long. That would make me so freaking paranoid, even if I wasn't doing anything wrong.

Peter - Marry
Isaac - Bang
Matt - Kill

I know Peter can read minds too, but he has so many other talents, I'm sure he'd be using them a lot more often.

Peter/Jim/Sawyer -
i
can't
believe
you
would
ask
me
this

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t-dot kim said...

Ladies, what a wonderful topic to start my day at work ;)

#1
Marry Peter Petrelli
Bang Isaac Mendez
Kill Matt Parkman

#2
Marry Jim Halpert
Bang/Kill Sawyer & Peter
I'd have to flip a coin, and then (borrowing a line from Dennis) bang one of them to death

PalmerEldritch said...

Marry - Simone
Bang - Nikki cuz it's technically a Nikki/Jessica threesome
Kill - Claire cuz she'd just get better

aimee in little rock said...

Ha ha, good call Palmer. You can't kill the cheerleader!! (or technically Peter Petrelli for that matter)

apPaullo said...

Bang Simone (while waiting for Claire to turn 18)

Marry Claire

Kill Niki Jessica (this chick is too crazy, even for me)

PalmerEldritch said...

Have we all seen Claire from Heroes licking random things all over the interweb yet? Strange girl. Likes to make goofy faces and do goofy things. But now that there's a camera on her 24/7, it all gets photographed.

/claire will be known only as "Jailbait" until she turns 18

PalmerEldritch said...

jail.bait.

stephsmith said...

Interesting.
http://www.allyourtv.com/bios/p/bioprestoncarrie.html

aimee in little rock said...

I saw her name on her husband's IMDB page, so when I saw it on lostpedia's upcoming list, I recognized it. Very cool.

Jordan from the 206 said...

Marry Claire. That way I get to enjoy her as she matures. (that sounds really wrong) lol

Bang Nikki/Jessica. Everybody loves wild crazy sex, right?

Kill Simone. This one's easy. She annoyed me from the start.

Jordan from the 206 said...

I'm stuck sick at home today. You just gotta love VH1. Right now they are airing, "Celebrity Eye Candy: Naughty Girls". Quality family programming.

Colin said...

A little late, but...
Bang - Simone
Marry - Claire
Kill - Nikki/Jessica (I don't find Ali Larter attractive at all. She's too trashy or something.)

I would make a joke about Hayden P. and licking, but I'm not going to touch that with a ten foot pole.

apPaullo said...

How about this one:

Fellas:

Mrs. Brady
Mrs. Cosby
Mrs. Seaver

Ladies:
Mr. Brady
Mr. Cosby
Mr. Seaver

PalmerEldritch said...

Marry - myself to the idea of giving up
Bang - my head against the desk repeatedly
Kill - myself before I have to do any of those TV moms

aimee in little rock said...

That's just sick. But fine, whatever. Kill them all - I don't want to inherit any households FULL of children. Much less one that includes Kirk Cameron.

PalmerEldritch said...

alternately,

Marry - Mrs. Brady. She can cook and is good with kids.
Bang - Mrs. Cosby. She wasn't all that bad looking for a TV Mom but she was a jerk to poor Cliff.
Kill - Mrs. Seaver. That lady was a little too 80s for me.

apPaullo said...

OK Aimee; here's a TAXI edition for you - forgive me, I don't know the character names.

Danny DeVito
Christopher Lloyd
Andy Kaufman

PalmerEldritch said...

aimee, did you ever have a chance to check out Kirk Cameron's website? www.wayofthemaster.com

aimee in little rock said...

Marry Christopher Lloyd - He could build me a time machine. Bang Andy Kaufman, Kill DeVito (The image of him as The Penguin is forever imprinted on my brain).

apPaullo said...

And for the fellas, a Golden Girls edition:

Bea Arthur
Estelle Getty
Betty White

Couldn't include Rue McLanahan - it's too easy)

PalmerEldritch said...

MBK with the Golden Girls?!


aaaaack!

apPaullo said...

And before you kill Bea Arthur, just remember she was in the Star Wars Holiday Special...

apPaullo said...

And before I leave work, one more for the ladies:

Boss Hogg
Cooter
Rosco P. Coltrane

Dukes of Hazzard, baby!

t-dot kim said...

Ok... I take a break from the blog for a couple of hours, how did we go from Peter Petrelli, Sawyer, and Jim Halpert to Boss Hogg, Cooter, and Rosco P. Coltrane???

apPaullo said...

Sorry, that's my fault. I thought the game should be a little 'challenging!'

Kirklain said...

Aimee: "Marry Christopher Lloyd..."

isn't he Uncle Fester... the bald, hunchbacked one with the dodgy shoulders?

stephsmith said...

Hey, tomorrow is Jorge's birthday. We need to do something. How bout somebody fix up a cute greeting from all of us? (Holli?)

Kirklain said...

but didn't we send in that stripper... by helicopter?

memphish said...

Tell me where to send it Steph and I'll send one of those new Cards from The Office. Though I guess he'd probably like Kirkain's idea better.

Holli

stephsmith said...

I was thinking you could photoshop TLI and dharmalar's logos on a birthday greeting and message it to him on myspace. And put all our names. Ok, too much, right? But whatever you think. Damn myspace. Only gave us a few hours notice.

memphish said...

Steph, I don't know how to do any of that, and I don't have photoshop as my piss-poor avatar's should have clued you in. Talented people out there, get on this. Steph has spoken.

Holli

memphish said...

I misspoke in the last post. My current awesom avatar wasn't created by me, but by our own Aimee in Little Rock. BTW Aimee, I caught how you edited yourself into Bruce's book. Very Funny.

Holli

Anonymous said...

Holli
I'd use Audacity to record an MP3 file...

Too bad we got such short notice on Jorge's birthday, I can draw and paint, but computer art is a mystery to me.

April

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memphish said...

Thanks April.

Holli

PalmerEldritch said...

Aimee's a self-corrector?! Good girl. :)

PalmerEldritch said...

And if anyone asks, I didn't fall asleep for three hours after dinner and have a dream that I was a Jackie Chan-esque Kung Fu weilding member of some sort of ancient Voltron ripoff team that for some reason once I was reunited with after fighting with either the Chinese or the North Koreans to escape their illegal streetracing gambling den (located conveniently just outside a public bathroom) included a 275 pound out of shape guy with glasses that I worked with.

/run-on sentence?

DenAss said...

Appaullo - You're sick. Just sick... But here goes:

Marry: Betty White (Did you see that bitch on the Shatner Roast? Hilarious, even at her advanced age.)

Bang: Estelle Getty I have no idea why other than there's no fucking way I'm banging Bea Arthur. I'd probably bang the corpse of Liberace before I'd tap that Bea Arthur dude.

Kill: uh... see above sentence

and for the Heroes three:
(Pretending that Claire is actually in her 20s...)

M: Claire (She's just too damn cute, isn't she?)
B: Nicki / Jessica - As I've said before, you gotta love the crazy girls. Plus the reason that Palmer mentioned a while back...
K: Simone. Don't really have anything against her, more of a process of elimination

and for the TV moms:
M: Mrs. Cosby - She's a rich lawyer, and the finest of the three by far.
B: Mrs. Brady - Come on, who wouldn't want to tap some Brady ass?
K: Mrs. Seaver. Come on, who doesn't want to kill THAT bitch?

~DA