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I just wanted to post a picture of Jin kicking some ASS!
Wow allready a new thread :) I guess it can be expected with such a cool episode! :) Just watched it a couple of hours ago, and I liked it, especially the shocking ending! That was awesome.Allright, I'll go see what's been discussed in the other thread now. :)
DDK is the man.
Jordan, check this out: LINK I think it's appropriate :D ;)true that t-dot, that round house kick was super sweet! I think it was even better executed than Sayid's. And LOL in both cases Mikhail was at the receiving end!(previous comment deleted as to not tripple post.)
Over 7 minutes of cuteness!http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zZLKb_5S21E
Norris versus O'Brien.
Thanks, StephSmith.... Thephsmith!
Here's a sign of my geekiness:I'm an Art Director and Senior Designer at a major NY newspaper. Every story in the paper on any given day is given a slug, that is to say an abbreviated title. We're running a story tomorrow about Wal-Mart like stores, and the slug is called BIGBOX. Of course, I had to think about Ben's Magic Box.There is a funny postscript to this slug anecdote. Last year, we ran a story about men's jewelery makers, and it was given the hilarious slug MANJEWELS. Seems appropriate considering last night's episode. MANJEWELS!
I like Chuck. He doesn't take his self too seriously.http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n8QAeoFdM5gWhen the Boogieman goes to bed every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
Does anyone know what Mr. Paik was talking about in his meeting when Sun got there to ask for money?
Bloggers, today is the greatest day!!! I just got word that my boss (who I hate with a passion) got fired! ...my new boss is a LOST fan, who thinks Juliet is a bitch! Can anyone top that?!?!?!
Just read my last post - Fuh-schizzle my Jizzle!
Now do you get to throw your old boss from the traffic helicopter into a big pile of dooty?
Mr. Paik thinks the money is for Jin, and that Jin asked Sun to get if from him. We know that Sun needed it to pay off the woman blackmailing her. Paik then tells Sun that Jin now works for him to pay off the debt. She did so her family wouldn't have to live in shame.
Kim, that's fantastic news. What happened to the old boss? Any kind of amusing story about their getting fired? If not, could you make one up?
Congrats Kim! I'm home sick today, so I will have an extra shot of nyquil in celebration.
Why didn't BenCo get Mikhail to operate on Colleen?andrew.
Trevor...Yes. A lot of thought went into the Sperm/Jizz ratio question :) I am squirming as I type.OK...seminal fluid and sperm come from two different places. You increase your sperm count, great...but seminal "load" stays pretty much the same (meaning unrelated to the amount of sperm production).I hate talking like this, but I got the "snip" a few years ago...so I know all about the basic principles.
Speaking of TMI !
He's a medic, not a surgeon. The really important question is 'if he is the surgeon, why is he risking his hands fixing pipes?'I'm half serious; surgeons are paranoid about their hands.
Just remember Jimmy, the island can always reverse that for you!
him being a medic seems to make him more fit for improv bullet wound surgery than dr. spinal surgeon.i'll give them the benefit of the doubt and say "she was in a bad way and Jack was on hand"still, the dude knew his way around punching a whole in someone's lung.andrew.
I think Kim's news calls for some razzle dazzle in her traffic reports today. Her boss went Kablamo! Her new boss is one of the smartest people I've ever heard of. Holli
I think on the island Jimmy would still outfertilize Jin. Wait, that kinda sounded wrong.So...that's one bullet, and one tree branch that Mikhail has successfully extricated from people's bodies. I know Colleen's bullet was in her babybasket, but is that any more/less sensitive than a treebranch in your lung? I guess they just wouldn't have had time to fetch Dr. Mikhail, and since their comms didn't work anyway, and they had a REAL surgeon right there, it was kind of moot.
I don't like to speak badly of people, but I could write a trilogy of why I hate my OLD boss. (That's so great to say, my old boss :) ). Andrew... Mikhail also never wears his walkie talkie, so maybe Ben & Co. didn't have time to find him to operate.
kim, i can just imagine your new boss having TLI recommended to her and listening one day to hear about JizzIsland and how you hate babies. :)
So then, the Island's healing power itself, is responsible for the deaths' of the pregnant woman, as it somehow treats the fetus as an illness, boosting the women's immune system with disasterous consequences. If this is true, then it shows that there's no real intelligence behind it. As for parashootist's story about the plane having already been found, I still think that there's a Time explanation behind this. I haven't a clue what it might be though.
Fwew, worked my way thru the previous thread. Fun read though.I must say, before even having read the blogspot, when sun cried out:"It's Jin's" I totally thought she said:"It's Jizz" :)Few points:* no purgatory. Please. Thanks.* Time tricks.. hmm I can live with that, although then they will have gone far into the realms of bs, leaving (pseudo)science far behind. And then again, time travel and blackholes do fall into the category of pseudo science, dont they? Conclusion: confused.* I figured she might have said "I'm not alone" when she was speaking in tongues and Mikhail lied about it. I figured it was a good possibility in that context.* Parachute Girl is hot, yeah? Can't wait to see how she cleans up :)* Mikhail not dead? nice suprise. Expected anyone but him (Danielle, Alex,..) I guess the writers did that on purpose :p I'm sure they're cursing and brainstorming on an explanation right now (or back then, cause finale is allready written, right?)* I'm thinking there were 2 815s from the beginning. Someone is playing this game from high above. Maybe season 4 will be all about this mastermind and developments back on the mainland.* I'm psyched for the finale! woooot!
Jimmy--My thought was, maybe the seminal vesicles (which produce the non-sperm part of the jizz), might go into overdrive too, in response to whatever force is causing all that extra sperm to be produced, so that the sperm gets adequate protection and nutrition. They didn't say anything like that on the show, it's just my own goofy conjecturing.All right, way, way, too much typing about jizz on my part today ... must go look at titties!
Wel,, it either has to be a timeline / alternate universe quantum physics story, or...the Others used their submarine to drag the fusealage and tail wreckage to an island / beach where it would be found, albeit missing all combs and brushes, booze, and porno magazines.
"Sir, we've found the wreckage of Flight 815. There are no survivors but something doesn't add up... There's a complete lack of porno mags!"
I like the idea that Dr. Eyeliner faked the wreckage or that the Others "stole" the wreckage and put it somewhere for the rescuers to find.
One thing I've been wondering about, Mikhail seemed to assume that the island's power works on everybody; I think that Ben seems to think so too. But we know that's not true, from all the Lostaways that have died. I can see AnaL and Shannon, they died instantly, so there was no time to heal. But Boone lingered for hours, and so did Libby ... I wonder why they didn't get any healing action.I like tall guy's idea that the island sends all of the pregnant women's immune systems into overdrive, and that's what kills them.
Don't forget there was that real plane that disappeared from Indonesia this year. According to Wikipedia, they only looked for it just over a month. They found some pieces, one body, threw some wreaths in the ocean and that was that. Holli
What about the black box?
Exactly. When Naomi says 'everyone is dead' she is not saying '324 bodies and an intact plane were recovered'. Next week she'll elaborate by saying wreckage was found, and everyone is presumed dead. Then the charaecters will revert to not sharing useful information.
The black box is safely hidden on the island, probably still encased in the cockpit.
just watching tha orangutan movie with Clint Eastwood and I decided Lost needs a sidekick ape.
There's always Joop for TLE or Cheetah from Tarzan who turned 75 earlier this week.Holli
Where the fuck is Joop?
i think there's 3 different Eastwood & orangutan movies.They should wait for the spinoff sitcom before bringing out the ape sidekicks.andrew.
Ya...where IS Joop!!!
you're right about the spinoff - perhaps a recurring character on 'Reyes & Ford Investigate' :)
Fuh-Schizzle my Jizzle, Kim!All that damn 'interweb' gaming last summer and all we learned was what the numbers meant, what DHARMA stands for, and why dudes with ponytails CANNOT ever be trusted. Nothing really important, like where my man Joop's at.
Joop went the same way as "The New Sheriff"
As in Sawyer? You mean he got pussy whipped and started making mix tapes?
I still have Afternoon Delight as my ringtone!
Quick post (too damn busy today) - Kim - that's awesome. There are few things more uplifting that being rid of bad boss/overlord. Now you can fuck with him/her on your traffic report"we have a collision at the intersection of [boss's last name] Street and Jobless blvd."
new The Office tonight.i have so much stuff to do, but then who would watch my TV?andrew.
and then follow the report with an ad for a day-worker service (do you have those in Canada), or carreer counseling service or something.
new Office is most welcome."I bet you'd like to swim with this Seamonster huh?"
Here are my thoughts on Patchy- When he got tossed into the sonic fence, it ruptured his eardrums causing them to bleed. He played it up by frothing at the mouth to make it look like he was dying. This would help explain why he was hard of hearing during this weeks episode.My other question. After Hurley shoots off the flare, Patchy come running in a little later. I'm wondering why. It really doesn't seem like an "other" thing to do, as in rush into an unknown situation. Maybe Patchy really is the last Dharma member.
He came running becuase it was a DHARMA flaregun Hurley shot off. Didn't you see the octagon smoke pattern? Or he was following the last place he saw the parachute beacon. Or he was really lonely.
And, I think KELVIN was the last true DHARMA member. Until Desmond did a KABLAMO! on his medula oblagto while doing the Mr. Roboto.Razzle Dazzle bitches!
he didn't get Kate's digits? damn, must have been the only one.andrew.
sorry medulla oblongata
I have Afternoon Delight as a lifestyle choice !
Jin = Chuck Norris
Apaullo...Yeah, mate. Who was Kelvin really working for? I've often wondered that?
I'll bet you're right appaullo - the others probably heard the helicopter and saw Naomi coming down, and sent Mikhail to find her. Wonder what he would have done with her.
Kelvin's background is quite similar to Patchy's. Former military. Predisposed to being alone for long periods of time. Here are the two mjor differences: The Others had very limited knowledge of the Swan station, according Damon and Carlton, and they certainly didn't understand its importance. So if he was an Other, he would have reported its function to Ben or Patchy. Second, the Others all want to be on the island, with the exception of Juliet, and Kelvin took the first opportunity to make a run for it. Of course, I could be wrong.
I think he was salvaging equipment from the flame when he saw the flare. his duty as an Other is to investigate. when I saw him I shouted at the TV "Bakunin ya ****, what are you doing alive?". He's really the last person on that island I expected to turn up.They gave us some great answers this week but as always they threw us 2 big curveballs - Mikhail and the ending. Lovely stuff :)
Why did Mikail turn up when the flare went off? My guess is that he's looking for The Others, having been left behind? What if after his run in with the sonic fence, he woke up the next day to find Otherville deserted. Locke told Ben that he'd killed Mikail, after all. No reason for anyone to go out to the Flame station to find him. So he's wandering the jungle looking for his pals, when he sees a flare. Oops!
Mikhail faking his death possible... but didn't the Losties check him for a pulse? and wasn't it Kate in particular who did this?Actually do we know the sonic fence really works? if Mikhail faked it somehow, and the smoke monster was manipulated... maybe the fence is just an elaborate ruse.
yeah, the Baby vs. Mama's Immune System makes a lot of sense. i've been subscribed to that theory for a while now.MB, the "(Boss's name) and Unemployment Blvd" idea for Kim is fan-fucking-tastic. i love it.
I hope she actually does it Palmer - (chant) Kim, Kim, Kim...(I should tune in tomorrow to listen to her)Tall Guy - That is also very possible, I guess it all depends on where he was coming from. I thought he may have rejoined Ben & Co. Charlie had said they had been walking for, what, 8 hrs or something? I'm not good at the island's geography - but it seems like it might be a ways away from anything. I don't know.
Kim should report it just as "a big mess" at...etc...or "somebody's having a bad day at [last name] and Jobless blvd."
I was just thinking - for the people theorizing that many of the 815er's daddies were involved with Dharma - the fact that the identity of Jin's Father is in question throws another possible daddy into the mix (if the fisherman is NOT actually Jin's dad). I personally do not fully subscribe to this theory - just an observation.What if it's Marvin Candle and he lost his arm in some bizzare sexual exploit with Jin's prostitute mommy. I'm just throwin' it out there...
I'm throwing that one back at you MB. My favorite Jin Daddy theory is that it's Christian Shephard. I know Jin looks fully Korean, but old CS could have been a military doc in the Viet Nam era and have gone to Korea for R&R. Remember as Ralph and Ben have said, CS would know what to do with a Bai Ling type unlike his coconut-headed son.Holli
unless the island left some sort of genetic imprint on the fetuses conceived on the island, why would the mother reject it? And why is claire sick when she got pregnant off the island. Obviously there's more to it than just the jizz hitting the target
Kirklain - Does there need to be a foreign genetic imprint like you say for the mother's immune system to attack the fetus - or the other way around (if we're going with the super-immune system theory) ? I don't know.RE: Claire - Ben said to Juliet (in their table conversation at the end of "Left Behind") that "the implant" in Claire should "activate" around the time Juliet arrives on the Losties beach. So it was that implant from the Others that triggered her "illness". They must have put it in her when she was in the Medical Hatch (way back in Season 1 - though we didn't see what happened until season 2).
Holli - true, that old slut CS did get around, didn't he
Office and Earl were great. Loved the end segment. absolutely, 100% spot on. heheheh.Sun's hair was very nice in the flashbacks Wednesday.And the babies are killing the mummies ala House last month./avoided Office spoilers for you West Coasters
I REALLY enjoy the Jin/Sun episodes. Remember when we all thought Jin was a misogynist dick? Then we thought Sun was a lying cheating bitch? Now I don't know what to think.Just got to see the show tonight. First time I've missed a lost episode in 18 months. Trained my family and friends to leave me alone on wednesdays. But I actually fell asleep on the couch waiting for it to come on. Must be getting old.
A fetus is a foreign genetic imprint though -- because of the father's DNA. Normally, the mother's immune system is turned down so that mom doesn't attack and reject the baby. So if, somehow, the immune system was super-strengthened by the island, it could overcome that natural downregulation, react to the fetus, and kill it ... and maybe stay super-activated and kill the mom too.
Hey Kim, can you give me some ideas on how to get my boss fired too?Trevor, you said "I can see anal" ^WAY UP THERE^And in honor of the Thursday night NBC lineup, here's an all NBC M/B/K:First for the ladies:Jason LeeJohn KrasinskiAlec Baldwin (I wonder if his voice mail will sway anyone's opinion of him for this little game)And for you guys:Jaime PresslyJenna FischerTina FeyHave fun with that.~DA
Marry Jenna Fischer.Bang Jaime Pressly.Kill Tina Fey.Done. Easy.
"A fetus is a foreign genetic imprint though -- because of the father's DNA... and maybe stay super-activated and kill the mom too."...that first part sounds right, and perhaps the superactivation can be mirrored to the body when it attacks itself such when people have an allergy. Now something like HIV causes a deficiency in the immune system, so maybe the island has an anti-HIV virus floating around, which super-attenuates the body to killing anything foreign such as the baby.i like this theory of super-immune system... kudos to the guy(s) who came up with it.
wow. easy, huh? Well, I guess it's all relative. This one is hard for me. But NO WAY would I ever pick my fav girl Tina Fey to kill.If I had to pick, here's what it would be:Marry: Tina Fey (This one's not even close. The hard part's coming next)Bang: Jaime Pressly For some reason she just seems like she'd be a lot more fun in the rack than Jenna. And I'm probably totally basing that on their characters instead of the actress herself, but hey, it's not like I have much else to go on...Kill: Jenna Fischer. Much like Kim and Aimee both picked Hugo to kill. I wouldn't want to do it, but that's the way the game is played. However in this case, like I've told Kim before, I'd bang her to death ;-)p.s. fucking TiVo didn't record The Office again tonight! But it damn sure recorded ANOTHER GOT-DAMN CSI rerun that my wife is so fond of watching. I'm starting to hate CSI...
maybe when the mom is pregnant with this super-attenuated immune system, it just over-rides normal conditioning, causing the mother to die... but why were the females on the island infertile until Juliette came? What does her fertility drug do? Maybe the drug's side-effect is the superimmune system, and the increase in fertility (must be due to uterus preparation, rather than increase of egg release as we haven't heard of multiple fetuses).
ok... following on from my last post and a shower... what if the drug Juliette was administering to the infertile women is a virus that enables better implantation and hence better chances for pregnancy. Now this virus is slow mutating, so the times of the deaths of the mothers are roughly the same. The clincher is that the virus although good for fertility is recognised by the mother as foreign (normal immunity, no superimmunity), and the mother kills the virally-infected fetus, but likened to the human papilloma virus (causes cervical cancer) it has a defence mechanism which instead of cancer causes the opposite, tissue necrosis (thus the vomiting of blood), in order to kill itself, and allow a new better strain to evolve.
kirklain, it is a great theory (immune system eating babies). only wish i hadnt ripped it off from the episode of house that aired the week before we found out about the problems with the babies. :)but i selfishly claimed it as my own anyhow. eat that, hugh laurie!i'm also wondering what the heck are in all these vials that everyone on the Island are shooting themselves up with. Des had the DHARMA branded stuff he was shooting up in the Hatch. and the Others have non-DHARMA stuff that they're always shooting people up with that comes in very similar packaging and looks pretty similar too. i wouldn't be surprised to find out that it's just placebo.
Colin, are you kidding me? Smart girls are so hot-Bang Jamie Presley (Poison Ivy 2: need I say more?)Marry Tina FeyKill the other chick
Son of a bitch! Did anybody else have The Office cut off early on their dvr? Mine stopped right at 30 min while Michael was filming a video. Was that the end?
Dennis...too easy! Marry John KrasinskiBang Alec BaldwinKill Jason LeeIf I were a guy:Marry Tina FeyBang Jenna FisherKill Jamie Presleynext.
sorry i just want to rant real quick. I went to a O.A.R. concert tonight and the friggen crowd SUCKED. i am really into concerts i go all the time. I have seen this band 5 times. They are a jam type band. All the crowds i have been relaxed and jamming out to the music. This one was drunk high schoolers causing trouble. People were crowd surfing. There is a time and place for crowd surfing and thats punk shows. Keep it out of my shows :) The singer at one point, in the middle of a jam, had to ask the crowd to friggen chill for a minute because people were getting hurt.Other then that it was a good show. Sorry for the rant. Lost was great. Been busy have to catch up on the posts. The Middleos guys staged the crash so the public would stop looking for them!
I fuckin' made the most amazing voice mail post on the TLI, hope you enjoy it Kim and Aimee
John Krasinski- marry Jason Lee- bangAlec Baldwin- killEasy.Jenna Fischer- bangTina Fey- marryJamie Presley- killA bit more difficult.
I like all the super-immunity baby/mommy killing theories and especially the viral suppressant Juliet twist. It makes her more evil.Marry John KarsinskiBang Jason Lee (I'm betting Alec's problem in Paris was actor based)Kill Alec Baldwin (and no it's not because of his rant)If they were their characters I might change it around to Marry JackBang JimKill EarlHolli
Kim would bang Alec Baldwin and kill Jason Lee? Kim, you could make Jason Lee shave and get a haircut. Alec Baldwin? Ack.Marry - Jenna FischerThat's an easy one for me. While Pam on the Office is kind of frumpy, Jenna cleans up real nice. Bang - uh... I guess the ex-Mrs. Hickey cuz at least when she's not gigantically pregnant she stays in real good shape. :\Kill - Tina FeyBut I'd give her a chance to go out on a humorous one liner.
I would totally steal John Krasinski from Kim and marry him. No question. Because remember, the one that you marry, you still get to bang. Repeatedly.The other two are a bit trickier. Alec is the only Baldwin I actually like, but on the other hand, I've never seen anything with Jason Lee that I hated. I guess I'd bang Jason Lee. Although I love Alec's character in 30 Rock.So by default, I'd have to kill Alec.
Marry Jenna FischerBang Jamie PresleyKill Tina FeyIt was a tough choice between marrying Jenna and Tina. Tina is smart and funny, two things that I value is a woman, but it just came down to me having a bigger crush on Jenna. And then unfortunately for Tina, I think most guys here if given just a one time shot would bang Jamie.
Jordan, Michael's video is up on the NBC website.Holli
IRON MANPretty snazzy./comic book nerd too lazy to read comic books
mike campbell,my buddy went to the O.A.R. concert last night too. he agreed with your assessment of the crowd.
Help is on it's way for Alec.http://community.tvguide.com/blog/TVGuide-Editors-Blog/Tv-Guide-News/800046225
I think the whole divorce thing between Alec & Kim is hilarious. As though no parent has ever called their child something mean before when they were angry - come on. The media whores are being ridiculous about this.
I'm sure my dad called me something worse than "pig" at some point in my childhood. Well, maybe not me, because I was a goodie two shoes, but I'm sure one of my three hellraising siblings.
Marsha Thomason, aka Naomi the multilingual parachutist: Click Here
We should start a pool now about when the daughter will end up at Promises.
I completely didn't recognize her with the straight hair. Or maybe she has helmet head.
Before her 21st birthday, but after the paparazzi snaps a few crotch shots.
Here’s a better photo, and you can see her tattoo that was visible in the episode (it’s hers, not an addition from the Lost writers): Click Here
Wouldn't be funny if Juliette gets a blood sample from Kate just to find out that she's not pregnant but has an STD - Sawyer Transmitted Disease.
I've had it with Lost characters and their damn tattoos! Here's my caption: "My ink doesn't mean anything, and certainly doesn't warrant a whole episode just to explain them!"
lovely stuff :)Aimee - what's the deadline for mp3 comments and where do I send them?
Speaking of mp3 comments, what sort of software can I get for free for my PC to record one.Holli
Holli, if you're using a windows PC, just go to Start>All Programs>Accessories>Entertainment>Sound Recorder. You can record yourself with that.Deadline for audio comments (voice mail or emailed ones) are Saturday around 1pm Central (which is when we usually record).
Aimee, I can't believe you're not going to respond to my STD joke. What if I said that a Sawyer disease withers away the victim's... shoulder muscles?
what the heck? i go to lunch and immediately found out that the building i was working in today was closed due to a bomb threat. then i get back from lunch and they've already reopened the place. i didn't get to miss any work time....my building closed due to a bomb threat and all i got was this lousy post.
yeah sucks when you can't miss work... we've had fire warnings, and we go out for coffee, only to hear we could have gone back in after 10mins.oh well... like i care!
I'm sorry you missed out on the bomb threat. If you post your work phone number, I'm sure one of us would be happy to call in another one for you.
Regarding Sawyer... isn't a man's shoulder's related to the size of his... oh, it doesn't matter right, its what you do with it that counts.
yeah, and sawyer does kate with it.boo yeah!
aimee, i'm eagerly awaiting you and kim discussing JizzIsland.and...what do you do at the Police Department?
It sounds like the gentleman around here are trying to rattle my cage. I'm afraid it won't work. Sawyer is Sawyer, shoulders or not. And size, schmize. Sometimes it matters, sometimes it doesn't.
"It sounds like the gentleman around here are trying to rattle my cage..."well Sawyer definitely won't be...(ducks for cover) ;)
->Reminiscing about the times Sawyer rattled her cage in her dreams<-Good times..
Holli, audacity is another option. It's free.http://audacity.sourceforge.net/
so, what's up internet? anything cool?
Palmer, I'll take that challenge.http://www.newsvoid.com/top10deathshttp://www.cracked.com/index.php?name=News&sid=815http://www.thisispembrokeshire.net/display.var.1351648.0.woman_tricked_into_sex_by_*****_cream_treatment.php
To answer your question Palmer, I'm a crime analyst here. But not anywhere else.
huzzah! thanks, steph. that definitely unbored me for a while. alas, i am back to Freecell and researching the Ainu people of Japan to amuse myself. :\i've already forgotten the preview for next week's episode of LOST. :(
When you find Jacob rolling around Little Rock in that old gold DHARMA Chevy, let us know.
I was playing spider solitaire, but now I'm watching Dawn of the Dead on TV. I still have 3 hours to go!
palmer, what kind of work is it you avoid?
IT stuff and computer repair for a University. but this past couple of days, i've been stuck basically sitting around in the student center doing nothing.
which has it's advantages because i don't have to do anything... but gets pretty boring after a while.
I am so bored today! I'm writing a to-do list for everything I want to accomplish this weekend (but probably won't finish half of).
HEROES!!!!Sweet. Definitely looking forward to Monday. And Wednesday, of course. Whose got the flashback this week on LOST? Or is that a *spoiler*?!
I just googled campus bomb threat april 27 to figure out where Palmer is and found that his campus is not alone in this department. In the wake of Va. Tech, bomb threats on campus seem to be a new form of terror/amusement.Holli
I believe Palmer that word on the street is that the FB this week is non-traditional. I don't think that's really a spoiler, and frankly I'm not sure if it's accurate.Holli
yeah, we've had bomb threats before and we'll have 'em again. but this week, the police are actually evacuating buildings and searching dorms. ha ha. all the kids are going to get their pot confiscated.
ooooooooh! now i'm rememberizing the trailer for next week. nice! thanks, holli. now, i'm psyched.
To kill boredom, here's a new M/B/K: Ladies - Peter Petrelli, Matt Parkman, Isaac MendezGentlemen - Claire Bennett (past the age of consent, naturally), Nikki/Jessica Sanders, Simone Deveaux.
Big question- Will this one be as good as the last *****-centric episode? The last one was off the hook.
Aimee, Sound Recorder produces a .wav file. How do I make it an mp3 or do I even need to? And more importantly WTH should I talk about?Holli
Peter- bangMatt- marryIsaac- killSo easy, p.Ladies,Peter Petrelli, Jim Halpert, Sawyer?
Too Easy Aimee,Marry PeterBang IsaacKill Matt (over and over and over again, he drives me nuts.)Holli
Steph, Marry JimBang SawyerKill Peter, by defaultHolli
I would NOT want to marry someone who would be reading my mind all day long. That would make me so freaking paranoid, even if I wasn't doing anything wrong.Peter - MarryIsaac - BangMatt - KillI know Peter can read minds too, but he has so many other talents, I'm sure he'd be using them a lot more often.Peter/Jim/Sawyer - ican'tbelieveyou wouldaskmethis
Ladies, what a wonderful topic to start my day at work ;)#1Marry Peter PetrelliBang Isaac MendezKill Matt Parkman#2Marry Jim HalpertBang/Kill Sawyer & PeterI'd have to flip a coin, and then (borrowing a line from Dennis) bang one of them to death
Marry - SimoneBang - Nikki cuz it's technically a Nikki/Jessica threesomeKill - Claire cuz she'd just get better
Ha ha, good call Palmer. You can't kill the cheerleader!! (or technically Peter Petrelli for that matter)
Bang Simone (while waiting for Claire to turn 18)Marry ClaireKill Niki Jessica (this chick is too crazy, even for me)
Have we all seen Claire from Heroes licking random things all over the interweb yet? Strange girl. Likes to make goofy faces and do goofy things. But now that there's a camera on her 24/7, it all gets photographed./claire will be known only as "Jailbait" until she turns 18
I saw her name on her husband's IMDB page, so when I saw it on lostpedia's upcoming list, I recognized it. Very cool.
Marry Claire. That way I get to enjoy her as she matures. (that sounds really wrong) lolBang Nikki/Jessica. Everybody loves wild crazy sex, right?Kill Simone. This one's easy. She annoyed me from the start.
I'm stuck sick at home today. You just gotta love VH1. Right now they are airing, "Celebrity Eye Candy: Naughty Girls". Quality family programming.
A little late, but...Bang - SimoneMarry - ClaireKill - Nikki/Jessica (I don't find Ali Larter attractive at all. She's too trashy or something.)I would make a joke about Hayden P. and licking, but I'm not going to touch that with a ten foot pole.
How about this one:Fellas:Mrs. BradyMrs. CosbyMrs. SeaverLadies:Mr. BradyMr. CosbyMr. Seaver
Marry - myself to the idea of giving upBang - my head against the desk repeatedlyKill - myself before I have to do any of those TV moms
That's just sick. But fine, whatever. Kill them all - I don't want to inherit any households FULL of children. Much less one that includes Kirk Cameron.
alternately,Marry - Mrs. Brady. She can cook and is good with kids.Bang - Mrs. Cosby. She wasn't all that bad looking for a TV Mom but she was a jerk to poor Cliff.Kill - Mrs. Seaver. That lady was a little too 80s for me.
OK Aimee; here's a TAXI edition for you - forgive me, I don't know the character names.Danny DeVitoChristopher LloydAndy Kaufman
aimee, did you ever have a chance to check out Kirk Cameron's website? www.wayofthemaster.com
Marry Christopher Lloyd - He could build me a time machine. Bang Andy Kaufman, Kill DeVito (The image of him as The Penguin is forever imprinted on my brain).
And for the fellas, a Golden Girls edition:Bea ArthurEstelle GettyBetty WhiteCouldn't include Rue McLanahan - it's too easy)
MBK with the Golden Girls?!aaaaack!
And before you kill Bea Arthur, just remember she was in the Star Wars Holiday Special...
And before I leave work, one more for the ladies:Boss HoggCooterRosco P. ColtraneDukes of Hazzard, baby!
Ok... I take a break from the blog for a couple of hours, how did we go from Peter Petrelli, Sawyer, and Jim Halpert to Boss Hogg, Cooter, and Rosco P. Coltrane???
Sorry, that's my fault. I thought the game should be a little 'challenging!'
Aimee: "Marry Christopher Lloyd..."isn't he Uncle Fester... the bald, hunchbacked one with the dodgy shoulders?
Hey, tomorrow is Jorge's birthday. We need to do something. How bout somebody fix up a cute greeting from all of us? (Holli?)
but didn't we send in that stripper... by helicopter?
Tell me where to send it Steph and I'll send one of those new Cards from The Office. Though I guess he'd probably like Kirkain's idea better.Holli
I was thinking you could photoshop TLI and dharmalar's logos on a birthday greeting and message it to him on myspace. And put all our names. Ok, too much, right? But whatever you think. Damn myspace. Only gave us a few hours notice.
Steph, I don't know how to do any of that, and I don't have photoshop as my piss-poor avatar's should have clued you in. Talented people out there, get on this. Steph has spoken.Holli
I misspoke in the last post. My current awesom avatar wasn't created by me, but by our own Aimee in Little Rock. BTW Aimee, I caught how you edited yourself into Bruce's book. Very Funny.Holli
Holli I'd use Audacity to record an MP3 file...Too bad we got such short notice on Jorge's birthday, I can draw and paint, but computer art is a mystery to me.April
Aimee's a self-corrector?! Good girl. :)
And if anyone asks, I didn't fall asleep for three hours after dinner and have a dream that I was a Jackie Chan-esque Kung Fu weilding member of some sort of ancient Voltron ripoff team that for some reason once I was reunited with after fighting with either the Chinese or the North Koreans to escape their illegal streetracing gambling den (located conveniently just outside a public bathroom) included a 275 pound out of shape guy with glasses that I worked with./run-on sentence?
Appaullo - You're sick. Just sick... But here goes:Marry: Betty White (Did you see that bitch on the Shatner Roast? Hilarious, even at her advanced age.)Bang: Estelle Getty I have no idea why other than there's no fucking way I'm banging Bea Arthur. I'd probably bang the corpse of Liberace before I'd tap that Bea Arthur dude.Kill: uh... see above sentenceand for the Heroes three:(Pretending that Claire is actually in her 20s...)M: Claire (She's just too damn cute, isn't she?)B: Nicki / Jessica - As I've said before, you gotta love the crazy girls. Plus the reason that Palmer mentioned a while back...K: Simone. Don't really have anything against her, more of a process of eliminationand for the TV moms:M: Mrs. Cosby - She's a rich lawyer, and the finest of the three by far.B: Mrs. Brady - Come on, who wouldn't want to tap some Brady ass?K: Mrs. Seaver. Come on, who doesn't want to kill THAT bitch?~DA
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