Monday, February 27, 2006

Thank you.

Thanks very much to all of you for your remarks re: my leaving for the Navy. I appreciate your advice and am humbled by your kind words. I will encourage Craig to continue with the podcast, and I will participate at every opportunity in the future. Namaste.

Saturday, February 25, 2006

Loopy Lupe

Thank you, Alyx, not Aimee (which isn't to suggest that Aimee hasn't done plenty).

Friday, February 24, 2006

Wednesday, February 22, 2006

Screencap for 2x16

Jack finds a couple of others named Bailey and Claudia.

Tuesday, February 21, 2006

Paris Bennett

My favorite American Idol contestant so far.

Sunday, February 19, 2006

True Facts about U.S. Presidents

James Madison was the original author of the U.S. Constitution. He also created the cartoon strip Shoe.

Andrew Johnson, the first president to be impeached, was born Andrew Watley. He earned the surname by having a huge member.

Rutherford B. Hayes was historically our shortest president. He was nineteen feet tall (the minimum to run for the office).

In an alternate reality in which Texas billionaire oilman H. Ross Perot was successfully elected president, America is known as the Pacifatlantic Ocean.

Chuck Norris ran in the 1964 Republican primary. He conceded the election to Senator Barry Goldwater after deciding "I have better shit to do." Senator Goldwater went on to lose to Lyndon Baines Johnson in the biggest landslide defeat in presidential election history. Chuck Norris went on to win six Oscars for his performance in Sophie's Choice.

Calvin Coolidge was a complete dick to everyone he knew. He also threw like a girl.

William Howard Taft was the only U.S. President to go on to be Chief Justice of the Supreme Court, a fact that got him laid on the daily.

That wheelchair that Franklin Delanoe Roosevelt rolled around in was a total affectation. The fedora, spectacles and cigarette holder were all part of his head.

Abraham Lincoln was assasinated by John Wilkes Booth. That both men were probably gay is the only other thing I remember about that incident (more a fact about me, really).

Grover Cleveland was the only president to serve two non-consecutive terms of office, which remains the only interesting thing about him.

Andrew Jackson is considered the first "populist president" causing elder statesman Henry Clay to opine that the election was "just a big populistarity contest." Jackson killed Clay and anyone else who got in his way. That was his direct route to immortalization on the twenty-dollar bill.

William Henry Harrison delivered the longest innauguration address: over four hours in the pouring rain. He contracted pneumonia as a result and died on his thirtieth day in office. That is actually true.

Saturday, February 18, 2006


The long awaited MYOKoM-ness.

"Ceremony" by Xiu Xiu
"Wrapped up in Books" by Belle & Sebastian
"I Think I Need a New Heart" by The Magnetic Fields
"This Heart's on Fire" by Wolf Parade

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If you can do it for Axl Rose you can do it for me.

The episode is in the can. The computer is being an ass. What else is new?

We've been hit by an ice storm in OKC, which is the equivalent of the roads turning into giant chasms anywhere else. So, no one is going to be in a hurry to drive to the studio to get this thing online. It may be a couple days.

Meanwhile, I'm going to buy a pair of balls for the computer. As soon as I strap them on, I'm going to kick it in them.

Happy President's Day
Dylan Lionheart

Wednesday, February 15, 2006

Sunday, February 12, 2006

Saturday, February 11, 2006

The Long Con

*Dylan has a filthy potty mouth. And we're awful, vulgar, and useless according to some douchebag on the iTunes comment page.


"Cut Your Hair" by Pavement
"2002 - A Hit Song" by Chris Geddes of Belle and Sebastian and Hush Puppy
"So Fresh, So Clean" by Outkast
"Luno" by Death From Above 1979

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Friday, February 10, 2006

Craig as Hanso

My brother-in-law Jason made the Craig-Hanso dream finally come true!

Tuesday, February 07, 2006

Scott and Steve now beard free.

No more beards on MYOKoMw/SaS. Our comments should be faster now that they don't have to wade through all that facial hair. Here's a picture of mine at its gnarliest.

You're gonna have to give us the boy.

Finally, real answers from Carl and Dam

Go to the comments section for some info from the new Offical Lost Podcast.

Saturday, February 04, 2006

Numbers Commentary

This will be boring if you don't watch Numbers along with us. Craig and Dylan jump in the way back machine and go way back, all the way to March of 2005 to revisit episode 1.17 Numbers.

"In Between Days" by Ben Folds
"Be Thankful for What You Got" by William DeVaughn
"Art Class (Song for Yayoi Kusama)" by Superchunk

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