Wednesday, May 23, 2007

3x22 Through the Looking Glass - Pre Episode Discussion















*This is a SPOILER FREE zone*

Predictions and theories are acceptable as long as they are not fueled by spoilers.

139 comments:

Ralph- said...

The last couple weeks have been really sucky for a guy who is as spoiler free as i am. i have seen too many people post stuff on our myspace page and blogs that this will be the only time i visit the blog today, until 11pm PST.

i just cant risk it, not on the finale. i will be back to post the episode discussion, but once again it will be a generic picture. i just cant open Lost Media.

Best of luck to all of you Spoiler Free folk!

HERE IS MY FINAL FINALE PREDICTION!

A helecopter will come and the survivors will be rescued. the rest of the series will be about Ben hunting down the survivors of flight 815, OR the helecopter comes takes off several survivors and the helecopter explodes.

alright. have a good FINALENSDAY!

apPaullo said...

Good Wed-hump-lost-nesday!

SadAce said...

it's like Christmas...
lost finale day is here.
we all wait by our TV's in anticipation to probably the best show ever. I have very high hopes.

JonJon said...

This is it my friends. We have traveled a great distance, and now we have comes to the crossroads of Lost. There are many directions to take, but, we are not the ones to choose. We wait for the Hostiles to come, we wait for Charlie to see what is Through the Looking Glass, we must wait to find out if Juliet, Jack, Ben, Locke, Danielle, Rose, Bernard, and Vincent have lied to us. Oh my friends we will see much tonight, I promise you that. And when the Rattlesnake arrives, it will strike, and strike hard.

Prepare yourselves, FOR TONIGHT IS LOST!

stephsmith said...

Braider Cocktail
Chill cocktail glass. Prepare as follows:

In blender combine with ice

1½ oz Crown Royal
1 oz yellow gin
¾ oz prune juice
2 tsp mandarin liqueur
2 dashes coffee-flavored liqueur
Pour into cocktail glass.

This Mixilator is pure genius. It knows me so well. A whiskey-tasting would be right up my alley.
Malcolm, Josh Holooway is the new face of Cool Water MEANS that even though my hubby isn't a fragrance wearer (see avatar), Cool Water is what he's getting for his birthday.
Going to Wal-Mart now to buy new Wii game so I can take possession of my computer again.

memphish said...

From the last thread, if you'd like, there's a Random Cocktail Generator in honor of Dr. Christian Shephard.

I never saw a doctor name generator, but I did find a Prescription Drug Name Generator. I got some Honine™ -- a purple patch for the treatment of reduced motility. Perfect for the huge sperm count Jizz Island produces.

There's also a Disease Generator.
I got Dysphoric Sexual Identity Dysfunction With Incontinence (DSIDWI)
DSIDWI is primarily characterized by the presence of sub-euphoric mental symptoms combined with the repeated failure to sexually perform surrounding the perception of self, combined with an inability to control one's own bladder.


Holli

Ally said...

Here's my drug.

Pehal© is a pill for the treatment of knee murmur. Pehal© is the #1 medicine of its kind prescribed by scientologists.

Those scientologists are at it again. I thought they didn't believe in medications.

And here's my disease.

Compulsive Visual Nose Picking Disorder (CVNPD)
CVNPD is primarily characterized by involuntary behavioral urges compromised by the imagined perception of lights, patterns or objects in the visual cortex during intense nose picking excavations.

intense nose picking excavations? geez-us!

memphish said...

I predict Sayid, Jin and Bernard will all survive when the tables are turned on Pryce and his merry men by Alpert's group of alternative Others perhaps headed by Locke and Tom. Will we need to construct a room like Hiro did in Isaac's loft in the future to unwind all the crosses, double-crosses, triple-crosses, etc.?

Holli

P.S. I still don't trust Juliet. I haven't dissed her in a few days and wanted to assure you all she's still on MY list of bad people.

apPaullo said...

Maybe Hurley will challange the Others to a ping pong game for control of the island?

stephsmith said...

Here's my disease
Dysphoric Premature Animal Disorder With Flatulence (DPADWF)
DPADWF is defined as involving the presence of sub-euphoric mental symptoms correlating with an unplanned, temporally-distorted physiological response when near animals or beasts, interrupted by intermittent explosions of methane gas from the anus.


And here's my cure
Mowet® is a small octagonal inhaler for the treatment of forearm hardening.

More than 813 million Americans suffer from some form of forearm hardening, and nearly 1 in 6 persons need treatment for forearm hardening during his or her lifetime.

Mowet® is the #1 medicine of its kind prescribed by pediatricians.

Just 7 doses of Mowet® is enough to treat your forearm hardening all day.


Happy Birthday Brooklyn.

casey_donahue said...

yeah so I got to see pirates 3 last night which was, in my opinion, incredible, and then i got home and listened to the official lost podcast which psyched me up for tonight and i dnt think i was ready for all that awesomeness to happen in one night

elias said...

Steph - classy you like The Shield. Best police show ever. I've been neglecting the blogspot in favour of work and wench but no doubt the finale will fire up my fat fingers.

Kim - I love that James Blunt scene:

Dwight: Why don't you just buy the whole song?

Michael: I don't have to buy it. I just want to taste it. I just want a little taste of it.

And the bit when he marked her arm ;)

Ally said...

Elias-
that show has the most hilarious moments. i can't wait to catch up on all of the episodes this summer.

elias said...

my disease:

Dysphoric Disorganized Movement Syndrome With Flashbacks (DDMSWF)

DDMSWF is usually associated with the presence of sub-euphoric mental symptoms combined with a striking inability to locate objects or information when engaged in physical movement, complicated by sudden intrusions of traumatic memories.

Sounds a bit like a Lostie IMO

my drug:


Lurex©
(phozfercriphi trayin)

Lurex© is a enormous patch for the treatment of forearm yellowness.

I assume it covers up your forearm - genius.

I need a drink to help with my yellow forearm and flashbacks:

Pearson's Upreared Grimbribber Special

Chill cocktail glass. Prepare as follows:

Coat inside of cocktail glass with sour apple schnapps liqueur.
In pre-chilled cocktail shaker combine

* 1¾ oz orange flavored vodka
* 1¼ oz Positana
* 1 tsp. peach puree
* 2 tsp Cherry Marnier

Shake with alacrity and scant ice.
Strain into chilled cocktail glass.
Add a shake of hot pepper.

So....a cheeky blend of apple, orange, peach, cherry and pepper.

trevor mcfur said...

My disease is...

Oppositional Psychotic Sleepwalking Dysfunction With Behavioral Disturbance (OPSDWBD)
OPSDWBD is characterized by stubborn resistance to conform to social norms in conjunction with a clinically significant deviation from social norms while sleepwalking, combined with erratic, unpredictable behavioral irregularities.

I've been treating it with...

Wuin®
(utecktekallob jyyollesho).
Wuin® is a gigantic hexagonal orange suppository for the treatment of envy.

More than 742 thousand Americans suffer from some form of envy, and nearly 7 in 16 persons need treatment for envy during his or her lifetime.

Wuin® is the #2 medicine of its kind prescribed by doctors.

Just 5 doses of Wuin® is enough to control your envy all day.

Jordan from the 206 said...

I don't blame Ralph for checking out for the day. If I were able to, I would as well. But I am weak and need my lost friends to help me get through this long day. I will admit though, I am being much more selective in whose posts I read. For now I'm sticking with the people I trust not to ruin things. So that means no anonymous peeps, no new people, no mb (jk, lol). But yeah, we've made it this far. To get spoiled now would be a disaster.

Ally said...

trevor that is quite the disease! i would be afraid to run into you while this is happening to you. but at least your envy is being cured.

Malcolm said...

creepy stalker generator! more of a what type are you, than name generator, but fun all the same.

rumandmonkey.com/widgets/toys/namegen/4079/

i send you emails about board meetings that aren't real, so that i can hide in the broom closet and listen to you preparing your presentations, stalker.

Malcolm said...

my disease

Transient Dissociative Sleep Dysfunction (TDSD)

TDSD is defined as intermittent, rapidly-changing episodes whose main phenomenological feature is a perceptual isolation from reality when sleeping.

how 'bout a snake name generator? i cant find any, but if anyone else can, please do.

Ally said...

here's mine.

i'm not a stalker, you just happen to have really good trash, stalker

casey_donahue said...

spoiler? or foiler?

lost will be awesome tonight.

stephsmith said...

Elias, Vic was the reason I ditched cable and went with satillite. We missed the entire Forest Whitakar season but it was pretty easy to pick back up.

Malcolm said...

*cough*on message boards, you can spoilertag stuff*cough*

Malcolm said...

i was spoiled, but i WILL NOT say anything regarding predictions, spoilers, etc. im still as giddy as a schoolgirl.

casey_donahue said...

i live a spoiler free life and the best way to stay that way would definately be to stay away from all current lost discussion...which is kind of hard if you do things like visit blogs about lost and listen to podcasts...

like i consider jorge talking about "the rattlesnake" with ben and ralph as a spoiler, even if he didnt say anything at all

Malcolm said...

casey d is hardcore spoiler free. im about as spoiler free as charlie was heroin free in season 2. free, but its waving in front of my face, and im going crazy. i went spoiler free from the ruining of the football scene, to a few days ago. now i threw the virgin mary statues filled with bags of spoilers into the ocean.

MB said...

I'm with you Malcolm - I cannot wait to see how everything plays out, and I read the major spoiler as well (of course).

Anonymous said...

Prediction time. I'm completley spoiler free so no worries.

-Charlie bites it. It was dramatic for him to survive his episode, but i don't know how you continue to flashback Charlie once you've given him his "greatest hits."

-Ben survives. Everybody loves him as a character. They introduced a lot of possible storylines with Anna and Jacob. He's kind of got that weezly Baltar knack for surviving.

-Juliet bites it. Mostly just because i don't like Elizabeth Mitchell. I think the character is really well written but her pursed lips expressions annoy the shit out of me. Storywise, i don't really understand why the Losties are putting up with her constantly lying to them. Lying to Kate in the woods should have been more than enough, and the taped evidence of her collaborating with Ben? It's the same M.O., getting caught in the lie so she cops to it. I think Sawyer is going to cap her.

-Watching the last episode, when Jack was showing off his dynamite to the core group of Losties, i was wondering if they were planning on telling the log-carrying population that some of the tents were going to go kablamo. I guess they moved them out to the tree line, but it still made it clear to me how little the log-carriers add to the story at this point. Nikki & Paulo were a failed experiment in trying to pull new characters out of the background, and they've shown that they can write new characters onto the island in other ways, so i think we're going to lose our seashore players in the finale.

-next year the finale reveal will be dubbed 'the mongoose'

probably more predictions later. i have to work at work. Grand Lostnesday isn't a widely recognized holiday.

andrew.

elias said...

Steph - thanks to t'internet I've seen up to 6x10 of The Shield. You should check out Season 5 on DVD if you get the chance. I liked it when Shane & Army worked vice - The Hick & The Spick. Shane's a scumbag now though.

trevor mcfur said...

Ally--

The funny thing is, I think that I really do suffer from that malady. Minus the sleepwalking, I should add. And I can't say that this giant suppository is my treatment of choice for envy.

memphish said...

Blogger malfunctioning on LOST Finale night -- not cool.

I couldn't find a snake name generator, but I did find List of Pet Reptile Names.

Holli

trevor mcfur said...

My own predictions for MCDs (major character deaths) tonight. I'm living spoiler free too (just hoping that I can hold out for 8 more hours), so there's no real knowledge behind them.

1 & 2) Rose & Bernard: with all the trouble getting the actors onto the show this year -- and all of the complaints about that from the fans -- combined with the fact that the next few years are going to be leaner & meaner, I just don't see much room for them on the show anymore.

3) Ryan (is that his name? Ben's new goon) -- He seems like an obvious choice to go from The Others

4) Jack -- don't know why, I just have a feeling. Maybe it's because Jack was missing from some big chunks later this season, and the show thrived without him. Plus, how many more Jack stories can they tell? And his death would certainly shake things up.

Also, I really like Ralph's prediction that the Losties get rescued tonight. Now THAT'S a game-changer.

Malcolm said...

i know. you should have said

Blogger malfunctioning on LOST Finale night -- not KA-BLAMO!!!

thats how it works, right?

Malcolm said...

also, what about war/army men name generators? radio dj names?

memphish said...

Malcolm, Here's a Military Codename Generator.

Holli

Malcolm said...

thanks. where do you get all these?

mine was Essential Jewel

elias said...

30 mins from a magical night of football. good luck to any Liverpool fans on the blogspot.

Ally said...

Mine is...

Rolling Harvest

Jimmy said...

I'm with Ralph, I'm off for the day as I just want to relax, forget about theories and spoilers and just watch Lost tonight like I did in the "old days".

So I just want to say to everyone (and I think I can also speak for the whole team of R, B, R, K, A and the original PodFathers) thanks a whole bunch for the support, the love, the laughs and the whole ride. I think we all ended up a lot more busier than we thought, but with a lot more achieved then I think we ever would have guessed. We have all learned a lot too :)

Cheers to all. See you tomorrow,
Namaste

memphish said...

Malcolm, I have 2 main Generator sites: This One and This One.

Good luck Liverpool and Happy Birthday Brooklyn!

Holli

Malcolm said...

WARNING. THE FOLLOWING LINK CONTAINS SPOILER INFORMATION. IF YOU HAVENT READ ANYTHING ABOUT THE SPOILER, DO NOT GO TO THE LINK

if you have read the spoiler, please click the link, and tell me what you think about it via email

my email: malcolmthrock@gmail.com


the link: http://www.zshare.net/flash/19956401d856b5/

once again, it is spoilery. this is the safest method for getting it out there, since i cant spoilertag stuff on the blogspot. i warned you, and went through this process to save everyone from spoilers. it is not my fault if you disregard thes warnings and are spoiled.

memphish said...

Kablamo!

/42

memphish said...

Jimmy, Ralph, Ben, various engineers, Producer Ryan, Kim, Aimee and MB -- Thanks to all of you for the hard work of stringing 16 straight weeks of podcasts together! It's much appreciated and I think I speak for the great majority of the blog-spotters when I say that you make our enjoyment of LOST that much greater.

Holli

Ghostwatch The Great said...

My exclusive prediction is: come 2010, Aimee is gonna be sick to fucking death of Lewis Carroll.

Apologies for my language, ladies, I think it must be the effects of Pathological Developmental Behavior Syndrome (PDBS)

PDBS is usually associated with obsessive and harmful thoughts and behaviors characterized by a childhood trauma impacting adult behavior when engaged in real-world activities.

It's a real pisser. Thankfully against the advice of my General Practitioner, I've imported a shitload of crobplishthiull glashavnoshon which is marketed under the trade name Clexac®.

Clexac® is a large purple suppository for the treatment of numbness around the penis.

More than 448 thousand Americans suffer from some form of numbness around the penis, and nearly 9 in 12 persons need treatment for numbness around the penis during his or her lifetime.

Clexac® is the #3 medicine of its kind prescribed by mechanics.

Just 6 doses of Clexac® is enough to clear your numbness around the penis all day.

Ask your doctor about Clexac® today.

You should give it a go, ESPECIALLY the ladies.

Malcolm said...

thanks. the one i used was

rumandmonkey.com

and apologies for yelling those warnings. i just dont want anyone mad at me. i was spoiler free at a time, and i will be after tonight, and it ticked me off when i was spoiled.

elias said...

and Happy Birthday Brooklyn, Happy Birthday to ya! May rules!

Malcolm said...

im with holli on that last post. thank you all for making lost awesome, and for being so welcoming to the blogspot. now i think im use to the format, and i plan to post regularly. i cant wait for tonight, and i cant wait for the rest of tis week when i get all my favorite podcasts for the finale.

Ally said...

May so does rule! Happy birthday to everyone in May!

Malcolm said...

i hate summer...

casey_donahue said...

i too would like to agree with holli

thanks guys, looking forward to the summer podcast

Malcolm said...

i cant wait til the 'lars first episode: doo doo ka ka.

t-dot kim said...

I'm all geared up for this finale! I think that Ben & Rose are gonzo :(

Colleen said...
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Colleen said...

Hey guys,

I didn't read through all the comments, BUT if you didn't see this yet or look at it when I posted it on J&J's forums, you should totally, totally check out this hilarious "Lost" season 3 recap:

http://ack-attack.livejournal.com/370261.html#cutid1

It's NOT spoilerish, but the very end does reveal who's flashback it is tonight. However, it's amazing. Like better than mint chocolate chip ice cream amazing.

11:38 AM

Malcolm said...

someone posted it the other day. it is hilarious!

t-dot kim said...

I saw that last night...very funny. Check it out for a laugh. (Especially the Harry Potter moment)

Malcolm said...

And then Jack cried about it!

t-dot kim said...

I would like to see Juliet go tonight, somehow I think she may pull through. I don't think Charlie will die for some reason...

memphish said...

I was mixing a random afternoon cocktail and found what should be the official brand of bitters of Jizz Island.

Holli

trevor mcfur said...

I don't think that Charlie is gonna go tonight either. He had his swan song episode last week ... would be very anticlimatic to knock him off tonight instead.

Malcolm said...

does anyone have the tabs for you all everybody? i figured i'd try and play it while i have my guitar out...

morgan said...

After reading the first post, I'm with Ralph. I don't wanna risk being spoiled for the finale. See you at 11 PST.

My prediction? Jack, Charlie, and Ben change their addresses to Boone Hill.

Adieu!

Ally said...

Ditto on Charlie. I don't think he will go. I'm not too sure Ben might either. He probably will, but I just don't get that feeling. For some reason I think Claire might go before Charlie. And Juliet will go before Ben.

PalmerEldritch said...

I return to you now at the turn of the tide.



What'd I miss?

On the bright side of being gone all day at a meeting, I got to see some guy driving down the highway while playing a trumpet.

On the not-so-bright side, all sorts of stupid people had stupid questions for me while I was gone. Now, I've got to answer them all in an hour.

I totally felt like I was Jim Halpert while I was stuck in the car with my wacky co-worker. I even made Jim faces at a non-existant camera.

Ally said...

that's hilarious, palmer. i do that too sometimes, when people are being dumb around here. but then i guess i'm the dummy, making faces at an imaginary camera. LOL.

Jordan from the 206 said...

I'm not so sure how much I can visit today. I originally said I would stick around, but all the spoiler talk is spooking me a bit. It only takes one idiot who doesn't normally post here to ruin it for everybody. I'll probably check back here a couple more times, but I dunno.

Holli, what is the rantionale behind the drug generator? Is there a connection to the ep?

Malcolm said...

you wont be reading this because im new, but its because of an extremely minor spoiler.

Pablo said...

Checking in for the day, I'm walkin on eggshells though, hopefully no one drops a spoiler-bomb!

Malcolm said...

what spoiler talk? all that was mentioned about spoilers was that people are avoiding them, plus the link i posted, which i warned everyone that it was spoilery, and the link warns you again. 3 times.

Malcolm said...

and the fact that im new has nothing to do with my courtesy for others who are spoiler free. noob bashing is really arrogant. i may be new to the blogspot, but im not new to respecting others.

stephsmith said...

Guess what I got out of the mailbox today. The chins book! And some Dick Tacy/Nancy Drew DVD. What's the story behind that? Morgan is all over the Nancy Drew movie. I think I'll look for some random item in my house to send on to Jordan. There is no telling what you'll end up with when the chin book's journey is over, friend.
I have no prediction, I'm too spoiled.

Pablo said...

My spoiler free and completely wrong finale predictions:

Charlie lives
Locke won't make a single appearance in this episode
Kate will betray us
Jack will die!
The Looking Glass station is gonna blow our minds
Alpert is gonna blow our minds
Alex & Danielle reunion
Jacob will blow our minds
they won't make contact with Naomi's crew untill the last 5 minutes of the show
Naomi will look hot =D
Sawyer: a goner?!?!

memphish said...

Jordan, the pharmaceutical link was merely Doctor related. I have no word on Mittelos taking over the world one Viagra at a time or anything like that.

Holli

Ally said...

no one should be afraid of spoilers here. there's only talk of name generators. unless there's a "lost spoiler generator" i don't think anyone should worry.

Malcolm said...

http://ctrlaltdel-online.com/comic.php?d=20060823

Pablo said...

Hey Malcolm, i'm new here two, about 2 weeks fresh, not bashing ya, just being cautious. Today's the big day and everyone's on edge.

Pablo said...

Hi Ally =D

Malcolm said...

there are some people who think that anything not said on the actual show is a spoilers, so i try my best to protect people from getting spoiled.

Pablo said...

Cool, Malcolm.

I myself am a spoiler-phobe. I seriously feel guilty for watching "next time on lost" lol

Malcolm said...

im not talking about you, pablo. im talking about this:

Jordan from the 206 said...

I'm not so sure how much I can visit today. I originally said I would stick around, but all the spoiler talk is spooking me a bit. It only takes one idiot who doesn't normally post here to ruin it for everybody. I'll probably check back here a couple more times, but I dunno.

if he left out the "who doesn't normally post here" part, i'd have no problem. its the fact that he assumed that all new people are inconsiderate jerks, and i find that mentality arrogant, because everyone was a noob at once, and thre are plenty of nice noobs, and plenty of asshole senior members. the day i start noob bashing is the day i throw my computer out the window and never return to the internet again.

memphish said...

Ally, I've never seen a spoiler generator, but there is a Lost Theory Generator.

Holli

Jordan from the 206 said...

Steph, here's the story on the dvd. I stuck it in the book as a joke for Aimee when I originally sent her the book. I was packaging up the book and saw this dvd, which I bought for 99 cents at 7-11 back a few years ago when i didn't have cable tv. i was making a beer run and thought it would be entertaining for 99 cents. I thought it would be randomly funny to send it to ms. little rock. And I find it even funnier that she and everybody else has continued to forward it. We should add a rule to the book swapping that everybody who reads it adds something funny or random to it. Something that would fit in the pages of the book. Maybe something that says something about their home town.

Pablo said...

Yeah I saw that earlier. I think he said that because of the current surge in new bloggers/visitors. I'm not only new to THIS blogspot, but to all in general. I don't even remember what I did before this place. Myspace i guess.

Namaste, people! Namaste!

memphish said...

Any predictions on who Jack says "I love you" to? When I saw the commercial briefly on Sunday I thought maybe it wasn't even Jack's voice, but then I saw it during DWTS last night and I think it is. I'm voting for Hurley in a moment harkening back to last week's Charlie/Hurley goodbye. If it's Kate, prepare for an Aimee-style Jack rant from me.

Holli

Ally said...

hi pablo :)

PalmerEldritch said...

well, finally caught up on e-mails enough to post my disease, drug, and drink (the three Ds) and then my computer seized up and Firefox and Outlook both crashed. blah!

so, i'll get to the important part of my missing post:

ladies, Knut's new competition!

Malcolm said...

yeah. im gonna drop it, because im sure he's a nice guy, and i dont want to make any enemies on my second day posting regularly. sorry jordan. all i want is for you to recognize that not all newbs are inconsiderate assholes.

Pablo said...

Im pretty damn positive he said it to Kate, matter of fact, I assumed it was Kate. Didn't question it until now.

How goes it Ally? everything well?

Pablo said...

I hope it's not Juliet. I already think Jack's whipped, but if he tells juliet he lovers her after like 2 weeks of knowing her on a personal level, I will lose all faith in Jack and hope for his death via ben. Jea!

PalmerEldritch said...

holli, jack says "I love you" to Aimee. Aimee responds with "I don't give a shit. You and your coconut head are being dumbasses on this Island!" and proceeds to launch into a tirade including the words "jizz" and "dynamite."

Ally said...

i have no official predictions on jack's i love you. i'm guessing kate, but that would probably be too obvious. i don't think he would pull a charlie and say it to hurley, but who knows. anything can happen on this damned island.

Pablo said...

lol palmer

memphish said...

I hope it's what Palmer said. I also hope Aimee goes roundhouse ala Jin on his coconut head.

Holli

Pablo said...

lol she said Jacko had a cocoanut head? lol

Ally said...

lol. holly.

PalmerEldritch said...

the rattlesnake in the mailbox is...

COBRA COMMANDER.

/or Serpentor
//but that guy kind of sucked

memphish said...

Pablo, it was in the TLI pre-Season 3.5 podcast. It's definitely one of Kim and Aimee's Greatest Hits. You might want to download it and give it a listen to kill time until the new Episode. Here's the feed: http://www.switchpod.com/users/mimms515/feed.xml

Holli

stephsmith said...

malcolm, chill. I probably started the remarks when I said I knew what the snake in the mailbox was. Like someone said, everyone's on edge today.

Jordan, I have the perfect item in mind.

trevor mcfur said...

Malcolm, this is a pretty easygoing place. I don't believe that the comments that you mentioned were aimed specifically at you. Sometimes there are drive-by postings here (often under the moniker of 'anonymous') that throw out random spoilers. I haven't seen any undeserved jumping on other posters since I've been hanging out here ... don't worry, if you post a spoiler link and attach a clear warning to it, that's ok; we're all able to read.

Pablo said...

Thanks, Holli

Jordan from the 206 said...

Malcolm dude. Chill bro.

Nowhere did I ever say that all new posters are inconsiderate ass holes. Jeez. I was simply stating that I can't trust people I don't know not to be an ass hole. The people who have posted on here that I am familiar with, I know who I can trust. In no way does that mean that anybody new is bad. Just that if you are going to be careful, you can't take any chances. Sorry dude. I wasn't implying what you took out of my comment. Try not to getting too defensive in the futre, ah-ight? You'll have a much better time here. We cool?

Jordan from the 206 said...

And what Trevor said about drive-by posters. That was the a big part of what I was getting at. Half the time you see an unfamiliar name here or "anonymous", it's somebody simply making a punk comment and running. Understand where people here are coming from.

trevor mcfur said...

What about Jack's I love you being to Kate ... right before he's executed by The Others?

I agree with whoever said that we won't see Locke again this year. That would be just the kind of sleazy move they would pull on us, leaving Locke's fate hanging for 8 months. Either that, or he pops up at the very end to save the day ... with no expanation of what happened to him after Ben shot him.

Jordan from the 206 said...

Locke is going to fly in on the smoke monster and save everybody.

Pablo said...

I said that trevor, I just don't see him coming back this season, it makes for a better cliff-hanger! think about it...

PalmerEldritch said...

Locke the White rides in on Knut (the Lord of All Polar Bears) and starts clubbing people with Eko's Jesus Stick.

Pablo said...

I wouldn't mind seeing an execution, that'd be fuckin brutal

Ally said...

good theory, palmer. even if it's not true, it would be pretty entertaining to watch.

trevor mcfur said...

Yeah, I can totally see that Pablo. The direction that they've been going towards tonight has been much more towards the beach and the confrontation. I think that the Locke/Jacob plotline is closed for the season. It does make a great cliffhanger ... which makes me wonder what the topper for tonight will be!

Ally said...

i agree. the locke/jacob story doesn't seem like it would fit with everything else that's going on. but again, who knows, anything can happen.

Pablo said...

Come to think of it, Locke might be a part of the cliff-hanger. I say they keep it under 60 seconds though.

What do you guys think of Multiple endings, ala Return Of The King.

I know everyone's sick of the Rings' references but, indulge me.

memphish said...

Pablo, I think that could be awesome. What if they spend the last 15 minutes showing us 3 scenarios and then we have 8 months to dissect them all. I never saw the end LOTR Pt. 3, but I remember the movie Clue had multiple endings.

Holli

Jordan from the 206 said...

I HATED the multiple endings of ROTK. It drove me insane. I was all, "alright, enough already. we get it!"

Jordan from the 206 said...

Wait. By multiple endings, do you mean how the movie kept seemingly ending, only to go over to the hobbits and Gandolf fondling each other? That's what I was talking about. I thought the movie was over like 5 times.

Pablo said...

I didn't hate the multiple endings at the time, because I was so absorbed with the characters/storyline at the time etc. I know alot of ppl were annoyed though. I hated the homosexual undertones (hardly) between sam and frodo, i remember every1 in the theatre laughing (uncomfortably?) over and over. And i'm not homophobic at all, but it was a bit much. hope i don't offend anyone (in advance)

Pablo said...

Yeah jordan, thats what I meant. lol@ fondling, read my previous post

trevor mcfur said...

We're not talking about, "Choose Your Own Adventure" style multiple endings, I hope??? They did multiple ending the last two years ... last year, it was the hatch imploding, J/K/S being captured by The Others, and the crazy Arctic station reveal. So yeah, I definitely see multiple endings tonight. Maybe one with Jack's crew, one with Charlie in the Looking Glass ... another with Locke and another that's a total mindfuck?

Ally said...

hobbits fondling each other. lol.

Pablo said...

You're absolutely right Trevor.

No i didn't mean "choose your own adventure" endings.

trevor mcfur said...

Enjoy the show tonight everyone. I'm finding that my resolve to stay spoiler-free is wavering as we get closer and closer to gametime, so I'm turning off the computer 'til 11.

Pablo said...

see ya Trev. Can i call you Trev? I feel that we're close enough that i can call you Trev and leave out the OR....

Anonymous said...

I can understand everyone being on edge for the finale, and i think everyone is tuckered out from so many great weeks of Lost in a row and their accompanying podcasts and are ready to just let the last 2 hours of crazy reveals wash over them.
still, crackpot theories are fun, and even more fun when written like they're by a 12 year old kid on AOL

-LOK3!1!1111! LOL RETURNS 2NIGHT IN A TRIUMPHANT R3VEAL (I STIL SAY HES RIDNG DA STUFAD HORSE FROM DA FLM3 HATCH) BUT TEH JACOB ISUE ISNT BROUGHT UP
-LOKA!!1!1!! WTF LOL FORSAEKS BOTH DA LOSTEIS AND DA HOSTIELS!!!1!! OMG WTF HES NOW ON T3M NO!1!11 WTF 3 - TEH ISLAND
-ROSSEAU!1!!11 OMG WTF LOL AND AELX REUNION!11!1! OMG LOL TH3Y FORM TAM NO!!!11 OMG LOL 4 - TEH BATSHIT CRAZEIS IN TEH WODS WIT DYNMIET!11!! WTF KARL TAGS ALONG!1!!!11! OMG WTF ELS3 SI HE GONG 2 DO
-JAK?!!!!!!!? OMG TALS JULEIT TAHT HE LOVAS HER!1!1! OMG SHE PUK3RS HER LIPS AND THAN SHOTS HIM IN DA NADS FORGETNG TAHT SH3 ALREADY REMOV3D THOSE
-VINC3NT!!!11!11 WTF TRANSFORMS IN2 TEH SMOKE MUNST3R RIGHT IN FRONT OF OUR 3YES AND EATS BRNARD WHOLE!!11!! OMG WTF LOL ROSE TURNS BSARKAR AND DASTROYS DA SMOKE MUNST3R AND WUT LEFT OF 3KOS CHURCH
-KAET!1!111 LOL MAEKS DA HURT FAEC
-SAYID!!!11!!1 WTF LOL SAYS FUK AL YAL AND MOVES IN WIT JACOB!1!!1!! WTF LOL

andrew.

Pablo said...

Wow, that was painful to read andrew lol

PalmerEldritch said...

andrew, i could read and understand all of that. that makes me really depressed. :(

SNAKE IN THE MAILBOX PREDICTION:

Jack and Ben face off each with a pistol. Just as they're both about to pull the trigger, a tub with a DHARMA logo on it is thrown in front of them from offscreen.
"Jacob thought we might need this," explains Locke to a shocked group of LOSTaways and Others. "Kate, Juliet, that's Dharma Whipped Topping; You know what to do. Sawyer, set up some ring posts and have Hurley get some vines for the ropes. Richard and I will get the popcorn."

cue LOST logo and music

Pablo said...

Palmer, somehow that would be both dissapointing and great.....is that a paradox or conundrum? or neither?

Ally said...

sounds like you've been thinking about that one for a while, palmer.

memphish said...

Bravo both Andrew and Palmer! Palmer I thought you were going for a Heathers thing there for a minute, but you saved it with the Dharma Whipped Topping. I'm a fan of deciding things by having your champions duking it out, and Dharma Whipped Topping just adds a little sweetness. I hope someone from TPTB are reading this to get ideas for 48 episodes from now.

Back after the show. Finally, there's something I have to do that takes me away from the computer.

Holli

Malcolm said...

im back...

yeah. were cool, jordan. im sorry for over-reacting. now thet i get what you were saying, im not mad at you at all.

Malcolm said...

my theory has always been that locke was wearing bullet proof breast.

Malcolm said...

i always thought rotk should have ended abruptly at sam and frodo throwing the ring, and then it ends. the multiple endings bugged me.

Ally said...

Dharma Whipped Topping? Dharmalicious!

Malcolm said...

my unspoiled, goofy, not real theory for tonight.

beach camp wrap up - hurley, granted the ability to transform, transforms into a giant hippo, and crushes all the others.

looking glass wrap up - desmond tells the chick in the looking glass that she's gonna die

final scene, rattlesnake - the arctic looking station implodes because the jack look alike doesnt press the button. the other guy will be given superpowers next season for turning the failsafe.

Pablo said...

Very goofy

Pablo said...

Well I'm out of here until AFTER the finale, pacific time. enjoy guys!

Ally said...

EVERYBODY ENJOY LOST TONIGHT! we're gonna have a lot to say tomorrow, no one's gonna be able to shut us up.

now there's an official prediction.

tall guy said...

No idea what will happen tonight, but let me be the first to make a few predictions for season four.

Danelle will come out of the jungle unexpectedly.

There will be a car crash.

There will be a bad dad.

There will be a fight in the rain.

Someone (probably Jack) will cry in the jungle.

There will be sudden night and no scenes of sunset.

Malcolm said...

if i were a betting man, i wouldnt bet against you, tall guy.

Steve said...

Jack will always cry, thats why I love him so much! (no homo)

Ghostwatch The Great said...

Jordan: "Nowhere did I ever say that all new posters are inconsiderate ass holes."

Considering how amazing I am, I know you'd never say anything like that. I'm, like, a three day veteran round these parts.