Sunday, March 02, 2008

The Dharmalars: The Constant

The Dharmalars are a little speechless this week. They try to discuss The Constant, but are too stunned by the episode to come up with any brain busting theories. Jimmy is out this week so Ralph decides to give his own interpretation of the Lost Score and The Dharmaline gets flooded with awesomeness!!!

Did we mention Karaoke?!

Playlist:
Believe it or Not - Joey Scarbury
Flubber (end credits) - Danny Elfman
Morning Dance - Spyro Gyra
Cominagetcha - Propellerheads
Bohemian Rhapsody - "Tone Deaf" Steve

Click Below To Download:
TheConstant

143 comments:

Jimmy said...

1st

Ralph- said...

2nd

andrew. said...

Best!

Chris JC said...

Third is CLEARLY the one with the hairy chest.

it's 7:58am here, just woked up and here is Dharmalars. I'm going to go out on a limb and suggest that they think this episode was rather good.

Oh, and did I mention KABLAMO!?

Chris JC said...

New avatar time. I didn't bother with one for Eggtown.

Stephanie said...

Dharmalars for the commute.

memphish said...

Did the special feature come in, or should we look forward to 2 midweek shows?

Holli

Stephanie said...

It must not have. I get the sense that ralph- was expecting a new opening. Maybe.


I hate work.

PalmerEldritch said...

rrb, new polar bear pic.

so, the new Dharmalars comes out and i don't have time to download it before work. that stinks. i'll have to come up with an excuse to spend an hour and a half glued to my laptop listening to the MP3 file instead of moving around the room doing my actual job. hmm...

redrabbitblue said...

Palmer I was going to take the week off..Blog overdose dont want to annoy:) I annoy my self..But the beer one over and I listened to the "OFFICIAL LOST PODCAST"... Bullocks but it is fucin funny. I'd put others for the official but thats my opion.
So I said I'll just go read and see if any one had any thoughts about the speed reading Cusaloff and here I see a pic of a new Bear I could not help but to Reply.
What the hell Knut? I think he's mad from his algy killin bath of bleach and peroxide ? (But it's a mild soultion mixed with H2O:) for the park and the bear..FREE THE KNUT! as long as it's a good family with strong values a good health plan and ofcorse plenty of ICE! From what i can tell may be harder to come bye....Maybe he should stay at the Zoo ?

memphish said...

Knut will always be #1 in my heart.

Ralph, good music segment. Question -- are the Dharmaline calls in chronological or reverse chronological or no order?

Holli

redrabbitblue said...

What ever happened with the Dharmaline calls I had nothing to do with it I took them off speed dial after a certain Celeb. was after my call.. My guess Cronilogical but I havent listen yet so Ralph may be messin around??

Memphish loved your Slaghter Five write up I havent read thhe book but maybe I should although yuo saved me a bunch of time I was going to post but..you said it all awesome review Go cheack it out if You arent in the mood to read Slaghter House Five like me.. .........Needed the posting practice I find it entertaining:)

FutureAlly said...

good morning everyone! nothing like some fresh squeezed dharmalars to start a monday morning :)

PalmerEldritch said...

"nothing like some fresh squeezed dharmalars to start a monday morning"

obligatory twss.

still havent had a chance to listen to Benjamin and Ralphamin. :(

Chris JC said...

That's a very emotional call from Dre on the Dharmaline.

I'm quite moved.

15 = Kablamo!

Chris JC said...

16 is ALSO Kablamo!

memphish said...

That's why I asked about the Dharmaline Chris. Dre's calls seemed to be in reverse order, but somewhere in the middle of them there was a call that I think referenced The Constant.

Elias, how's your karaoke coming?

Holli

memphish said...

And RRB, thanks for the blog shoutout.

Holli

Chris JC said...

Elias is doing one, too? Smooth!

It's all guys doing singing parts so far. Come on, ladies, wrap your throats around some parts for our pleasure.

Stephanie said...

I am excused from karaoke on the fact that I have Vista.

FutureAlly said...

"Come on, ladies, wrap your throats around some parts for our pleasure."

it's a twss kinda day...

elias said...

The karaoke this week was so so funny but I don't see myself contributing. My singing voice sounds (unintentionally) like a South Park character.

Dawn's (is that her name?) call was the highlight of the Dharmaline again although Dre's emotional call ran it pretty close.

Ha'way The Lars!

memphish said...

Kablamo!

Holli

memphish said...

The new TV Guide, March 10-16 has an article about LOST that reportedly contains a giant spoiler in the 2nd paragraph. So MB, go get that thing and everyone else avoid like the plague.

Holli

FutureAlly said...

"So MB, go get that thing and everyone else avoid like the plague."

twss.


elias, i think you should go for it. we wanna hear you sing!

elias said...

callback to earlier blogspot conversation - I sing in American. Or I butcher my favourite songs in American.

FutureAlly said...

OMG i love the karaoke this week! i love the warning before he starts singing too. too funny.

FutureAlly said...

it would probably would be cool to hear you talk and then sing, just to see the difference.

MB said...

Must hi-lite my Dharmalars moment for the week:


"...we just have a really bad pet population here...really bad........it's all spayed now!"

"situation normal....how are you America?..."


laughing...my...f-ing...ass....OFF!

brilliance guys! :)



/note to self - must DVR Drew Carey on TPIR for context now

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Chris JC said...

Elias, for moral support you, Jelly and I should get together for a massive three-way. I suggest All For Love by Rod Stewart, Sting and Bryan Adams.

Stephanie - Vista is no excuse. I reckon I could sort you out in ten minutes.

Chris JC said...

By the way - my last post contains NOTHING that SHE said.

memphish said...

I'm scared it was more of a That's What HE Said Chris.

Holli

Jordan from the 206 said...

For those of you who have been wondering what Coolio has been up to.

And anybody like myself who can't stand Diablo Cody will enjoy this.

memphish said...

I just finished watching SNL. Ellen Page and skit comedy don't really mix well. But I really liked the clip Jordan included. I liked Hillary and Rudy. And I liked the Obama cartoon.

Holli

Jordan from the 206 said...

Yeah. I totally agree Holli. She didn't mix in too well. Didn't help that SNL was pretty lame either.

memphish said...

Rudy had the best line. His campaign was like an SNL skit -- started strong and never really had an ending.

Holli

PalmerEldritch said...

aimee needs this.

FutureAlly said...

"Elias, for moral support you, Jelly and I should get together for a massive three-way."

well no one's gonna top that.

MB said...

Holy shit -

I'm hanging onto hope that Eddie from LA is just being a douche for a laugh, but I don't think so. And...(listening now) wow...he manages to almost offend the blind as well. Piece of work this guy is.

Perhaps I am overreacting to him, in which case I apologize for the rant.

memphish said...

Palmer, did you pick that item for it's functionality or it's design as described?

Holli

PalmerEldritch said...

kablamo!!!!!


for the book storage, holli. that way the future Aimee in Oklahoma City can read in her chair and switch books without having to get up. and Chile can read a picture book while sitting in her lap.

books: fun for the whole family!

MB said...

kablammammammammammammammo

MB said...

AHHHHHHHHHHH!!!


(bows head) the day is yours sir....

PalmerEldritch said...

phew! barely got it in there before you could, MB.

uh...

sounds like something that ally should comment on... :\



oh. that eddie guy rubbed me the wrong way too, MB.

uh...

ok, sounds like something else that ally should comment on.

maybe i should just keep my mouth closed.

/twss!!!!!

memphish said...

You did read the description though didn't you Palmer? In words at least, it's the perfect accessory for Jizz Island.

Holli

PalmerEldritch said...

"bookshelf-cum-furniture" ??

that indeed did go unnoticed. until now!

PalmerEldritch said...

Lost: Via Domus? More like Lost: Via Dumbass!!!

at least according to the first couple of paragraphs of that review.

mike or tim, did you guys like the game?

FutureAlly said...

i didn't like that douche either. how dare he insult our sweet ryan.

that guy needs to quit insulting people and just move on. what does he think balph is gonna do? get rid of ryan for him?

i'll say it again, that guy is a douche!!!

MB said...

That was my thought as well Ally - does the guy really think Balph is going to get rid of their (and our) friend? Ugh - ok I promise - I'm done.

SMKGrl said...

Another freakin HILARIOUS listener karaoke. OMG...I really enjoy the hell out of those. Is it just me? I think I need to start bringin a fresh pair with me when I listen to it on the way to work. And then I walk around laughing out of the blue for awhile afterwards and all coworkers think I'm insane.

Jordan from the 206 said...

Palmer, IGN also gave it a 5.5. From what I hear, it's fun and interesting for the die hard Lost fan. But it's only like a 4 or 5 hour play. And after that, nothing at all. I'm thinking about waiting to buy it used at Gamestop. That way I can finish it in a week and return it for a full refund.

MB said...

it is NOT just you smkgirl - I routinely struggle to muffle my laughter when listening at work

and I agree - Steve's Kareoke was a good-un

Chris JC said...

Channel Four Teletext in the UK offered this review of Via Domus which seems to be fairly reasonable.

Without explaining Teletext, it's possible that link will only lead to the LOST review today, and be replaced with another tomorrow so get stuck in, just in case.

Trevor McFur said...

"i didn't like that douche either"


trying ... to resist ... temptation...

FutureAlly said...

anybody else here planning on karaoke-ing for dharmalars?

/not me.

Jordan from the 206 said...

What did this douche bag guy say to piss everybody off so much? I've still yet to listen to the new episode.

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MB said...

Jordan -
It's this guy - Eddie from LA - who called in a week or two ago saying how much he hated Producer Ryan's laugh and that Balph should get rid of him (and called Ryan gay or something). And he called back for this show, now with his "solution" to the "problem" saying that they should "gag" Ryan and the show will be better.

(no rant - just description - i promised)

PastPablo said...

great ep. as usual fellas.

FutureAlly said...

he also semi-insulted blind people. saying that he wasn't blind or stupid to be needing anyone to recap the show for him, which is why he likes the dharmalars.

Ralph- said...

I Got the "Special Feature" and will re post the episode in about a half hour

Chris JC said...

Blimey!

Is it worth me waiting up until midnight for (ie about thirty minutes here in FutureWorld).

Also DO you guys have a ball gag laying about like Eddie from LA suggested?

FutureAlly said...

the podcast is recorded from ralph's bedroom so who knows what he has there.

do we even wanna know? i think him telling us what he has there would be like him opening up pandora's box.

FutureAlly said...

midnight?!!? and here i am still sitting at work. LOL. i'm supposed to get off at 6, but i doubt that i'll be done in 30 minutes.

Ralph- said...

NO, its not worth waiting for. i am going to leave the episode up as is, but you will all notice the changes This Friday!!!

Urine For a Treat!

PastPablo said...

twss, ally.

PastPablo said...

"i'm supposed to get off at 6, but i doubt that i'll be done in 30 minutes."

=

"twss, ally"

is that good enough, ally?

Ralph- said...

CUNTO KABLAMO!!

FutureAlly said...

good one, ralph.

i'd forgotten about "cunto"

LOL.

Ralph- said...

Holli, i try to play the calls as they come in. First come first serve.

sometimes things get shuffled funny by the time it goes from Gmail to Itunes to Garageband...

Ralph- said...

OH YEAH!!!

for those of you who like weird things that are neat or interesting, like Easter Eggs. In our latest episode during the music segment, i play a clip from Lost in which Desmond Calls Daniel on the phone, you will hear my Cell Phone ringing in the background at the same time!!!!

I decided to leave it in cause i thought it was cool! Also, it is the Ring that Chev Chelios has on his Cell Phone in CRANK!!!!!

Chris JC said...

El Cunto to the rescue!

I didn't stay up - I'm posting from bed while listening to some 1950s American Radio Sci-Fi.

MB said...

Hey peoplz - got stuff on this weeks episode over at the SPLOG for those who wish to look forward....

SMKGrl said...

Ralph!

Stick this in your musical queue...

Keller Williams - Bob Rules!

Prepare to hyperventilate from laughter.

memphish said...

Bai Ling news.

Holli

PalmerEldritch said...

so, something strange appeared in my itunes. not sure if it was supposed to or not. either way, good excuse for Curtis Mayfield as an intro.

MB said...

hmmmmm.....downloading this mystery file now....very curious....

MB said...

Ahhhh! I see!

Excellent - thanks....Ralph? Kim? Aimee?

MB said...

OHHHHHHH YESSSSSS!!!

I forgot which episode this was. OMFG this is indeed a special episode.

Anyone who has never heard this is so lucky - podcast gold people!

Chris JC said...

I am loining my girds as we speak.

Chris JC said...

"I got my eye poked out by an aborigine with a bayonet, so now I've got a glass eye"

memphish said...

Palmer, EW's review of LOST game.

Holli

PalmerEldritch said...

Giggleberry, Ireland!

PalmerEldritch said...

holli, looks like LOST: Via Domus is definitely a rental or bargain bin. that's too bad.

FutureAlly said...

RE: Bai Ling News.

This was in the comments section and I just thought it was hilarious.

"Who is this bitch and why should we care? She's about as popular as that fat pig homo Gummi Bear TMZ keeps pushing on us."

they must not be fans of Lost or any of the podcasts that discuss her. LOL.

PalmerEldritch said...

ally, she should host her own podcast about herself. that'd be fucking surreal.

PalmerEldritch said...

How to kill a giant frickin' monster. And part 2.

FutureAlly said...

"It was an aluminum bat, but it had a wooden handle."

FutureAlly said...

Classic Kim!!!

"Computers are unreliable like men, and crash just when you're about to finish."

that's what she said!

MB said...

"You always know where you stand with a rat. Stand three feet away and hope the hell he doesn't leap!"


Absolute gold!

Jordan from the 206 said...

American Idol contestant was a gay stripper.

PalmerEldritch said...

there's a joke there about working the pole.

anyhow, if you've seen that guy, it's not unexpected. i hope he wins so he and Diablo Cody can go on Oprah together and talk about being strippers or something.

redrabbitblue said...
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elias said...

bust a deal, face the wheel

Stephanie said...

Master Blaster controls Barter Town.

redrabbitblue said...

callback to earlier blogspot conversation - I sing in American. Or I butcher my favourite songs in American.

9:23 AM

Holy crap Elias I was at work listen to the newest Karoke and started thinkin hey I could do this as a back up sing along, Then i started going through songs and I love Brit. Music Floyd..Ect. So I'm Always makin up my own Terrible British accent.. I got A Huge Laugh when I read you may be feelin my polar opisit..You sir will not be my constnent..lol

Anonymous said...

sorry everybody

i am an anonymous who thought it would be fun to pretend to post as one of the regular readers but ever since i did i felt bad about it so i deleted the comment

i wont do it again

redrabbitblue said...
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Chris JC said...

'My name is B-E-N: I spell it "Ben".'

100!

redrabbitblue said...
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redrabbitblue said...

But the Ben part was my bad I appoligize() enter what you will:)

Trevor McFur said...

Oh my god, I'm white!

PalmerEldritch said...

Mother: Navin, it's your birthday, and it's time you knew. You're not our natural-born child.

Navin R. Johnson: I'm not? You mean I'm gonna STAY this color?

- The Jerk

PalmerEldritch said...

trevor!

http://stuffwhitepeoplelike.wordpress.com/ is a brilliant website. thanks for your last post. i'm laughing my ass off.

Trevor McFur said...

I was actually going to use that quote, but I didn't think that it would make any sense if you hadn't clicked the link already.

I stand by my decision.

andrew. said...

game... set...

Chris JC said...

KA-BLAMO!!!!

FutureAlly said...

I love #75

Threatening to Move to Canada.

Note: Canadian white people threaten to move to Europe.

Note: Europeans are unable to threaten to move anywhere.

PalmerEldritch said...

well done, chris.

white people like Apple Products.

Trevor McFur said...

White people like Arrested Development.

t-dot kim said...

I like all those things...does that mean I'm more white than anything?

FutureAlly said...

i like a lot of those things too and i'm "ethnic". see wrigley field for photo of "ethnic" person. LOL.

Trevor McFur said...

Is Jordan white?

t-dot kim said...

Yes. Jordan is VERY white. :P

PalmerEldritch said...

we should all go through the list and check off all the ones that apply to us. then we can post our whiteness ratings!

memphish said...

What's the default on that list. I hate soccer and every idea of it! What does that make me? Oh wait, that probably makes me a redneck.

Holli

Jordan from the 206 said...

According to the Juno entry, I am very non-white. lol.

Trevor, I take it you got that from Bill Simmons' latest article. I stumbled upon that myself last night. Sent Kimbo the one about moving to Canada. Funny cuz it's true.

MB said...

Okay so my whiteness rating is 55

PLUS - #22 (Having Two Last Names) directly applies to me (although I took on the 2 names by choice b4 saddling my children with it as well - so at least I can deny being hypocritical ;) ).

Here's to hoping school-sports uniform makers don't charge us per letter for printing the Ace and Deuce's names in upcoming years - lol.

MB said...

You know what else white people really like? Funny numbered lists.

Trevor McFur said...

Two last names ... m & b?

I had seen the site before, but the simmons article jogged my memory.

MB said...

More shtuff at the SPLOG (specifically - info from a supposed Q&A between Cuseloff and cast members).

MB said...

Trev - if I were to go by ALL my initials I'd be MBW :)

Chris JC said...

Manhood Before Wicket

MB said...

lol Chris :)

You know its too bad my middle initial isn't S or I (or H or N or O or X or Z) - then my initials would be an ambigram

(i.e. looks the same rotated 180˚)

MB said...

Oops - reading that wikipedia entry more closely, it would actually more specifically be a ROTATIONAL ambigram


cause you all wanted to know that - admit it! ;)

Stephanie said...

I don't know if this has been addressed but
Since we got a Very Special Edition of MYOKOM SAS, does that mean we don't get TLI this week?

MB said...

I have not talked with Kim or Aimee - I am recording the spoiler seg tonight so i guess I should find out if I should send it to her or post it.

memphish said...

Good question Steph. Ladies?

I saw Vantage Point today. I liked it. Editorially there were a few things in the first half of the movie that I would have done a little differently, but overall it was a fun outing with jumps and thrills and overlookable plot weaknesses.

Holli

PalmerEldritch said...

holli, nice to hear that it's entertaining. i'll stick that in my queue.

speaking of movies, did anyone else see ads for The Signal and/or Doomsday and just assume that they were SciFi Originals? oops.

Jordan from the 206 said...

Holli, You and I can no longer be friends. I absolutely HATED Vantage Point. I saw it this past weekend (snuck in after 'Be Kind Rewind') and thought it was one of the most ridiculous things I have ever seen. The crowd was laughing when laughter wasn't the intent. And everytime it rewound to 12:00, the crowd moaned and groaned. lol. I didn't want to say anything as I know so many here adore Matty Fox.

For those of you who are curious, Aimberley recorded last night. I think Kimbo said that it will be up tomorrow. Slackers.

Jordan from the 206 said...

But don't quote me on that. Last thing I need is the wrath of Canada. :P

Stephanie said...

Jordan. I'm expecting your review of Be Kind, Rewind in my inbox soon.

Brennan said...

I like about 35 of the 80 things on the white list. I'm including the 2 last names one because my parents game me 2 middle names. My initials are BDSD.

I saw Semi-pro this weekend and I didn't like it as much as Telladega Nights or Anchorman. I thought Will Arnett was a big positive in the movie (Jive Turkey).

However, there was a preview of a movie this summer that will be a must see for me. Will Ferrell teams up with John C Reilly in a movie called Stepbrothers. Will Ferrell's character name is...Brennan!

memphish said...

Jordan, you just have to have fun at the movie sometimes. I laughed my ass off at how corny it was too, but that worked for me. And the first 1/2 resets were the main thing I would fix. But then the whole movie would have been about 45 minutes which wouldn't really have been a bad thing.

Palmer, I think this may be one of those movies that works better at the theater than on the small screen. It's definitely more about it's "style" than substance. I'd put it in the same category as 3:10 To Yuma which I recently watched at home and didn't like. I think I would have liked it better on the big screen with the scenery and hopefully the ability to hear WTF Russell Crowe was mumbling.

Holli

DenAss said...

Vantage Point:

Sorry Jordan, but I've got to agree with Holli. I too saw that this weekend, and actually kind of liked it.

Funny thing though was that where I saw the "film" (yea, I'm white too), there were a bunch of people that would laugh and cheer when the "rewind" sections happened. Really annoying.

I can't say that I'd recommend spending $9 on it though. It would be just as effective as a rental.

Thanks for reposting the "Bluestone" episode. I haven't listened to that in a LONG time. And you know what else I haven't listened to in a long time? Ricky Gervais. Does he even still have a podcast? Sorry if that's a stupid question.

~DA

Anonymous said...

Could Danny Noriega from AI be any more gay?

Jordan from the 206 said...

Holli,

If anything, I'm usually too easy on movies. It's rare that I have an experience like Vantage Point where I was walking out of the theater while Forest Whitaker was talking to his kids on the phone at the end.

Jordan from the 206 said...

Heck, I saw Definitely, Maybe the other day and didn't exactly hate it. :P

redrabbitblue said...

So Im 50 % sure in white?
Or i'm a redneck(not A fan of soccer)(not to be confussed with football)

redrabbitblue said...

I watched into the wild. I liked it the story was good..a bit long..Would have been better if they cut off a half hour or so it would have moved along a bit faster..But Please don't take my word I've been told I have poor taste in movies I.E. He still won't let me forget what has it been 10 years..

redrabbitblue said...

I'm still working out the link bugs.. "I told a friend that this was a good movie" got omitted from prev. post somehow?

redrabbitblue said...

I'm still waitin on The Lost Game should be here this week Amazon had it on the free shippin.so I chose to wait it out,rather then pay 5bucks more..
I have a 360 and when I'm done with the game I'd be glad to mail it out if one of you all are interested we could turn it into the blog version of the book Aimee has travlin the world of lost fans..