Tuesday, March 11, 2008

Bai Ling pleads guilty for airport theft



LOS ANGELES, California (AP) -- Bai Ling has copped a plea in her shoplifting case.

The actress was charged earlier this week with petty theft for trying to take a pack of batteries and two Star magazines worth $16.22 from a store at Los Angeles International Airport. Witnesses also reported seeing two sausages allegedly poking out of her shirt. It is unknown at this time where they came from, or what they were doing in there.

In a message posted on her blog, Bai Ling proclaimed "I am innocent" below a photo of herself with her thumb up. "Theft dismissed! Yes! This is it! All the darkness went away," she wrote. She later told E! News that she was having an "emotionally crazy" day because she and her boyfriend broke up right before Valentine's Day.

50 comments:

FutureAlly said...

first!

t-dot kim said...

eww.

Thanks MB

Chris JC said...

Does that mean that she can relax now?

NSFW visual impression of Bai Ling relaxing

Chris JC said...

I think the tattoo says "salty".

aimee in little rock said...

Actually, that was me Kim. I couldn't help myself.

aimee in little rock said...

I wonder why her boyfriend broke up with her.

aimee in little rock said...

BTW, I got the follow-up call from "the agency". I got the fucking job! AND they're going to push it super-fast so I might be in OKC sooner than I thought!

aimee in little rock said...

LOL. I said "sooner". Hee hee.

Chris JC said...

Congrats, Aimee!

FutureAlly said...

"I couldn't help myself."

that's what she said.

FutureAlly said...

Congrats, Aimee! I hope OKC is ready for you, since I'm sure you're ready for OKC.

PalmerEldritch said...

ewwww!!!!!!

PalmerEldritch said...

congrats, aimee!!!! woo-hoo!!!!

PalmerEldritch said...

"I got the fucking job!"

twss?

PalmerEldritch said...

bai ling looks like a gelfling.

Trevor McFur said...

Congrats on the job Aimee!

In honor of the new thread, and of Bai's plea, I'd like to remind everyone to join the Official MYOKOM w/ SAS March Madness Bracket!!!!

March Madness!
Group ID: 38329
PW: 4815162342

elias said...

Congratulations AiLR!

Spotters' badge for Palmer.

t-dot kim said...

WOO HOO! Good stuff Aimee in OKC. AIOKC? That doesn't sound right.

We need to have a contest...new name for Aimee _____

PalmerEldritch said...

my candidate for worst possible new Aimee name:

Aimee in Oklahamiee

t-dot kim said...

I think the tattoo says "salty".

LOL!
LOL!
LOL!

Ghostwatch wins the thread w/ post #4. Kamblamo!

PastPablo said...

Question friends: What exactly is Bai Ling famous for? the first and last time I've ever seen her anywhere was in the lost episode. curious.

Alirio said...

I have another question... How the F*CK do you steal an airport?

did she hide it in her enormous nipple?

Congratulations Aimee on the job, even though I'm convinced you now work for the CIA and will have to kill me having written as much...

Sigh. . .

Jordan from the 206 said...

"What exactly is Bai Ling famous for?"

This, among other things.

Jordan from the 206 said...

I really hope this latest Bai news doesn't fuck up the ending to Lost. :P

Trevor McFur said...

The only way Bai Ling could fuck up Lost would be to make another guest appearance.

PastPablo said...

thanks Jordan. wow @ why they would ever cast her.

btw love the icon. HEY, SCHMOHAWK!

FutureAlly said...

"The only way Bai Ling could fuck up Lost would be to make another guest appearance."

oh snap!

MB said...

WOO HOO Aimee! Congratulations - that's most excellent!


My theory on the freakness that is Bai Ling? She is the smoke monster.

MB said...

or at least her nipples are the smoke monster.

Ralph- said...

was she smuggling sausages?

Trevor McFur said...

Maryanne busted!!!!!

Anonymous said...

Hopefully not all the crazy rubbed off on Aimee during her time in Arkansas.

http://nwanews.com/bcdr/News/55905/

Anonymous said...

this too:

www.donlarose.com

Anonymous said...

chris jesus-christ,

is that juliet in your avitar? if so, were can we find more and more bigger?

nifty fandango said...

Here here. I 2nd the request for more Juliet photos!

Lostactular!

PalmerEldritch said...

you guys do realize that there's an internet out there, right?

and that juliet (Elizabeth Mitchell) is all kinds of naked out on the internet?

give a man a fish and he'll eat for a day, teach a man to google porn on the internet and he'll... well, yeah.

Jordan from the 206 said...

Palmer,

Explain more to me this concept of porn...

PalmerEldritch said...

jordan, i think last thread covered it during the discussion of The Columbo, The Burgess Meredith, and The Ramos Clemente.

if you're still unsure, do a google search for just about anything with the filters off.

PalmerEldritch said...

p.s. Robocop on Blu-Ray

Trevor McFur said...

That can be a fun game ... search for anything on google using the most innocent terms possible (but definitely not the word 'innocent'!), see how many image pages you can get without hitting porn.

RRB said...

You all need to stay away form the porn...I wake up tonight look at the last post and am now I am typing blind from possably seeing Rousau's Boobies? She'll never be the same, crazy,dirty, jungle dweller . Now she topless,dirty, crazy jungle dweller..

RRB said...

In Honor of Bai Ling's nipples
And all the boobie ref...

Virtual Breasts

(o)(o) Perfect Breasts

( + )( + ) Fake Silicone Breasts

(*)(*) High Nipple Breasts

(@)(@) Big Nipple Breasts

(.)(.) Tiny Nipple Breasts

o o "A" Cups

{ O }{ O } "D" Cups

(oYo) Wonder Bra Breasts

( ^)( ^) Cold Breasts

(o)(O) Lopsided Breasts

(Q)(Q) Pierced Breasts

(p)(p) Hanging Tassle Breasts

\o/\o/ Grandma's Breasts

( - )( - ) Flat Against the Shower Door Breasts

< o >< o > Electric Shock Breasts

(8)(o) Extra Nipple Breasts

( o Y o ) Poses for Playboy Breasts

( /\ )( /\ ) Madonna's Breastsferences......

Anonymous said...

Man, this is the worst podcast you guys have ever done. I can't even find the download link. At least I found a couple of sausage links. In Bai Ling's shirt.

I'd like one Burgess Meredith at the discounted rate.

MB said...

lmao rrb - those are good. I apparently was not up on my virtual boobies

Anonymous said...

Is it bad that I am getting turned on by rrb's boob symbols? Now excuse me as I go grab a sock. Hereos is better than Lost!

Chris JC said...

What is this "Hereos" of which you speak? Sounds like a Greek god. You can't find a download link, cos there ain't one.

The overnight UK catchup post:

Bai Ling also looks like Janice

I'll go with "OK Aimee" for a new name. This does, however, have the drawback of making UK listeners think that she's either perfectly well, or that she's acceptable, but nothing particularly more than average - which clearly is not the intention.

I first became aware of Bai Ling from being in The Crow. She provides good background colour, but frankly the film wouldn't suffer if she wasn't in it. Her scenes are all shared with Michael Wincott who is much more watchable.

How do you steal an airport? Tuck it into a REALLY big bra.

It's true about taking off safe search and Googling anything. Try using any female first name in Google Image Search and you'll invariably turn up some lady parts.

That said, bigger version of the pic of Elizabeth Mitchell as Juliet HERE. And more at LOST Easter Eggs.

And, if you really must, NSFW pics of Elizabeth and her pal Angelina Jolie HERE and HERE and, indeed, HERE.

Boing!

Blu-Ray-boCop? I'll do you all a favour and not look into the US/UK price differential.

Good morning, guys!

RRB said...

So I've come back tothis old post to ask this Anon to please give me 5 reasons this greek show you enjoy so much is better then lost?

Chris JC said...

Is there a new thread?

Bollocks.

aimee in little rock said...

I like "Oklahaimee". That's awesome.

PalmerEldritch said...

aimee, new thread. and your chile biscuit avatar is freakin' adorable.