Friday, January 20, 2006

The Hunting Party

This is 60 minutes. Tick tick tick ...


MP3 File
Playlist:
"Wraith Pinned to the Mist and Other Games" by Of Montreal
"Tribulations" by LCD Soundsystem
"Stacked Crooked" by The New Pornographers

26 comments:

Anonymous said...

new pornographers?

lcd soundsystem?

you guys are too cool for school

Cihan said...

DUDES, there might be two different monsters! Chill out! Haha.

Anonymous said...

Haha, you're argument about the monster was classic, I swear Craig was going to smack Dylan’s face!! Sooo funny. I’m going to go over there and put ya’ both in the corner…

Scott and Steve said...

The Norris Beard is in a completely different class. Though M.C. Gainey and I both have sweet beards, they are alas non-sentient. This is where the Norris Beard excells. The Norris Beard fixed that whole Y2K problem and reunited Germany. My beard soaks up Olde English Ale and gets caught between the buttons on my cell phone. The competition just doesn't exist.

And if Craig ever smacked me I would take the hand he used to do it and the one he used to turn off my mic. I would then use the hands to make a beer helmet.

Anonymous said...

Two words boys, two words. MORE FIGHTS.

Nuff said.

Anonymous said...

That box is maybe Pandoras Box... open that and all hell breaks loose... but it's probably not it.

Who would win in a real fight - Dylan or Craig? ;)

aimee is lost said...

Alex,

The character in Pulp Fiction was named Zed. "Zed's dead, baby." However, there is a Zeke-ish refererence in Pulp Fiction. Zeke, short for Ezekiel, was famous in the movie for Samuel L. Jackson's frequent quote from Ezekiel 25:17.

aimee is lost said...

I don't really have anything to say at the moment, I just needed to post a message to see if I figured out this profile-picture crap.

aimee is lost said...

Sweet. It worked.

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Ralph- said...

hell yeah it worked!

scott+steve=one perfect gentleman

Anonymous said...

i seriously thought i was goin to get thrown off the train last night, i was laughing so hard at your bitchfight!

i bet you were both looking very punchable during that argument too.

Ralph- said...

Did anyone notice if ZEKE was wearing shoes or not?
cause the "scary" murderous "others", dont wear shoes, and dont speak to survivors of flight 815

Anonymous said...

I heard one of the creators of the show say that there were two monsters; a monster and a security system. I was kind of sad when you guys fought. I actually felt anxiety. Oh well, I got over it.

Anonymous said...

Hilarious! LIke some wierd performance art, only funny.

aimee is lost said...

I checked out Zeke's feet, and you really never get a clear shot, or at least not well enough to tell if he's wearing shoes.

Anonymous said...

The meltdown this week was out-freaking-standing! Even the last minute where you both drop f-bombs. You guys are a hot mess. Keep moving those squiggly squiggly legs...

Anonymous said...

and an extra shout out for the ricky gervais reference ;)

Anonymous said...

OOOOoooo....Chimpanzee that, Carlton Cuse!

You two are brilliant!

I love Ricky's radio show!

Do you know if Extras: Season 2 is back on HBO?

Scott and Steve said...

I'll try to field your question, Emilie as I have thought about it a lot. Craig is more athletic than me but probably a little out of shape. We're probably about equal in weight. Craig is also generally more kinetic.

I believe I have more fighting experience, overall. I also know how to conserve my energy well. I have good timing and rhythm, and I know how to read movement. I also have a beard.

The real X-factor is that while I'm angrier, Craig is meaner. He can be a real nasty motherfucker when he's backed into a corner. He could do something unpredictable and dirty.

I also have some residual pain from an elbow injury I received in the fall. It's in my strong arm as well. That's crucial.

Conclusion: Craig wins when I "tap out," although at some point I both vomit on him and cause him permanent tunnel vision/cauliflower ear/memory loss.

Anonymous said...

tell me more about this... cauliflower ear of yours...

ZeroNine said...

Your podcast was awesome this week; Except one thing, you never finished your real thoughts on how Zeke deflected the bullet or shot Sawyer!?

You did mention a Wormhole & I nearly ran my car off the rode laughing & then you switched topics. WT-Holy-F really happened!!! I have watched this scene several times & still got squat!

Oh... and more Satan please.

Scott and Steve said...

I honestly think it was just a sniper. That's why Jack refers to one other person with a gun when he is threatening Zeke.

ZeroNine said...

Man thats passe'. I liked the wormhole or force field idea. I gave up on the whole scientifically explainable theme when the Smokey Nano-bot monster made an appearance sporting HDTV resolution memory videos to Ecko in the 23rd Psalm. Even if 815 crashed in 2010 or 2014, Nano-bot technology like that about 200 yrs away.