Friday, January 27, 2006

What a dirtbag


Dylan came over to my house and drank my last ginger ale.

17 comments:

Ralph- said...

did he at least ask?

Scott and Steve said...

It's unspoken, he's usually free to his take of soda and rice krispie treats, but it was the last one!

Scott and Steve said...

I offered to buy him a forty of gravity to replace it, but he declined. This was also one of those situations where the amount of ginger ale consumed by "the offender" is completely outweighed by the fact that it was the last one. I'm a victim of context.

Dylan

Wesh said...

The creators of the mentioned ginger ale have always wanted for the last can of ginger to be consumed in secrecy and without concent of the original owner. They knew that that way they would cause the original owner to go out and buy a six pack or twenty and hide them in the cellar, all for himself. It was all on the news a few minutes ago.
It's a freaking conspiracy I tell ya! ... And Dylan is in on it, he's one of Them! Get him!!!


(the mentioned news feed, might have only occured in my fuzzy head)

ps: keep up ze great show.

rhinosalad said...

Ginger ale is so good, but I never buy it. I find that the only time I drink it is when I'm on an airplane.

URMothersMullet said...

Don't complain, it could of been a lot worse. He could of drinken your last Ginger Ale, banged your dog & left you to be a new host on the Ravenfat Generally Speaking Podcast.

Alyx said...

Craig has a point.You NEVER take the last of anything if you didn't pay for it. Pizza, beer, or ice cream bar. This is a universal rule. Chuck Norris made it before the world was created.

Anyway...Albertson's brand of Ginger Ale is 2/$1.00 for 2 Liter. I know its no Canada Dry, but its about the cheapest thing Albertsons has ever had.

Scott and Steve said...

It should also be noted that Craig is in a cranky mood because a new brand of deoderant has knocked his arm on its ass. I suppose I could have asked, but then what would he bitch about?

Ralph- said...

nothing is worse than BAD DEODORANT! i would rather have B.O. than B.D.!

the only thing worse than stealing the last of something, is when the passenger in a car, decides to stick his or her hands into a bag of fast food, and start pulling out french fries, while the driver has to sit there and take it!

The DRIVER is the one who decided to drive and he has to be the spokesperson for the car, when it comes to ordering food, he gets the shaft, when you show up at home, and there is like 3 fries in your fry container!

FUCK THAT!
i had a passenger once dig into my onion rings, when he totally ordered fries! and the thing that pissed me off the most, was the fact that i asked if he wanted fries or onion rings, before hand. YOU DONT GET BOTH!

aimee in little rock said...

You guys drink ginger ale? Gross.

Stonersalad said...

onion rings... namaste...

Jellymanianos said...

I love Ginger Ale and Whiskey, that is all.

Jellymanianos said...

Or Ginger Ale and Vodka?
Discuss

Scott and Steve said...

pom juice and vodka. We call it a Pompeii.

Jellymanianos said...

Of course, my favourite is Stella Artois - drink 5 pints of that and you feel it for two days - reassuringly expensive.

colin_cristopher said...

stella artois has the nick-name 'wifebeater' in the uk because it makes people who drink too much violent. FACT.

Jellymanianos said...

Yeah, I know, i'm English. The violence thing comes from something to do with the fact they use the female part of hops to brew it - fact or not, it still gets you nicely drunk, pretty quickly.