Friday, January 20, 2006

The Hunting Party

This is 60 minutes. Tick tick tick ...


MP3 File
Playlist:
"Wraith Pinned to the Mist and Other Games" by Of Montreal
"Tribulations" by LCD Soundsystem
"Stacked Crooked" by The New Pornographers

36 comments:

colin_cristopher said...

new pornographers?

lcd soundsystem?

you guys are too cool for school

Ben said...

with all this focus on Chuck Norris i'm suprised you said that Zeke's beard is second only to your own. or does it go without saying that Norris' beard conquers all?

Cognizant said...

DUDES, there might be two different monsters! Chill out! Haha.

Mike City of Industry/Hollywood said...

Haha, you're argument about the monster was classic, I swear Craig was going to smack Dylan’s face!! Sooo funny. I’m going to go over there and put ya’ both in the corner…

Scott and Steve said...

The Norris Beard is in a completely different class. Though M.C. Gainey and I both have sweet beards, they are alas non-sentient. This is where the Norris Beard excells. The Norris Beard fixed that whole Y2K problem and reunited Germany. My beard soaks up Olde English Ale and gets caught between the buttons on my cell phone. The competition just doesn't exist.

And if Craig ever smacked me I would take the hand he used to do it and the one he used to turn off my mic. I would then use the hands to make a beer helmet.

Katie said...

Craig, I can't believe you turned Dylan's mic off! You know who else does that shit? Bill O'Reilly, that's who. For shame.

Katie said...

Oh, and Zeke, I thought, is short for Ezekiel or however you would spell that. I see that as a common name for Amish people, who also have righteous beards.

alex said...

for some dumb reason, i thought of pulp fiction whenever he called him zeke. wasn't one of the gunshop guys named zeke in that movie? i know it would be ridiculous for that to have been the reason he called him zeke, but. yeah. that's what i was reminded off. sorry.

Anonymous said...

Two words boys, two words. MORE FIGHTS.

Nuff said.

eve_phoenix said...

The stupid octagonal box probably contains . . another piece of film. It's hiding in plain sight, sort of. I'm sure someone will get really bored in the bunker and open it.

Emilie said...

That box is maybe Pandoras Box... open that and all hell breaks loose... but it's probably not it.

Who would win in a real fight - Dylan or Craig? ;)

Jon said...

i'm looking forward to next time when you guys have drank a bit more. that'll be the real throwdown!

aimee in little rock said...

Alex,

The character in Pulp Fiction was named Zed. "Zed's dead, baby." However, there is a Zeke-ish refererence in Pulp Fiction. Zeke, short for Ezekiel, was famous in the movie for Samuel L. Jackson's frequent quote from Ezekiel 25:17.

aimee in little rock said...

I don't really have anything to say at the moment, I just needed to post a message to see if I figured out this profile-picture crap.

aimee in little rock said...

Sweet. It worked.

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Ralph- said...

hell yeah it worked!

scott+steve=one perfect gentleman

Alyx said...

Zeke and the crazy tribal council torches...
you need to check this out
http://lost.cubit.net/pics/ringOfFire.jpg

Yeah those would be other Others.

alex said...

oh! ok, cool. thanks aimee. i guess i could have double-checked on imdb, but i was at work and lazy. thanksss.

colin_cristopher said...

i seriously thought i was goin to get thrown off the train last night, i was laughing so hard at your bitchfight!

i bet you were both looking very punchable during that argument too.

Ralph- said...

Did anyone notice if ZEKE was wearing shoes or not?
cause the "scary" murderous "others", dont wear shoes, and dont speak to survivors of flight 815

Wesh said...

Hilarious podcast guys!! Pure gold!
The discussion was awesome! :D I hope the next ep will feature some discussion worthy stuff too.

Keep the good shiznit up!
MAYACOME-A-SAS FOR THE WIN!! :) (who cares bout spelling these days?)

Crystal @ OU said...

I heard one of the creators of the show say that there were two monsters; a monster and a security system. I was kind of sad when you guys fought. I actually felt anxiety. Oh well, I got over it.

notahowiefan said...

Hilarious! LIke some wierd performance art, only funny.

aimee in little rock said...

I checked out Zeke's feet, and you really never get a clear shot, or at least not well enough to tell if he's wearing shoes.

Shivani in the Bronx said...

The meltdown this week was out-freaking-standing! Even the last minute where you both drop f-bombs. You guys are a hot mess. Keep moving those squiggly squiggly legs...

shivani in the bronx said...

and an extra shout out for the ricky gervais reference ;)

Dalon said...

OOOOoooo....Chimpanzee that, Carlton Cuse!

You two are brilliant!

I love Ricky's radio show!

Do you know if Extras: Season 2 is back on HBO?

Scott and Steve said...

I'll try to field your question, Emilie as I have thought about it a lot. Craig is more athletic than me but probably a little out of shape. We're probably about equal in weight. Craig is also generally more kinetic.

I believe I have more fighting experience, overall. I also know how to conserve my energy well. I have good timing and rhythm, and I know how to read movement. I also have a beard.

The real X-factor is that while I'm angrier, Craig is meaner. He can be a real nasty motherfucker when he's backed into a corner. He could do something unpredictable and dirty.

I also have some residual pain from an elbow injury I received in the fall. It's in my strong arm as well. That's crucial.

Conclusion: Craig wins when I "tap out," although at some point I both vomit on him and cause him permanent tunnel vision/cauliflower ear/memory loss.

rhinosalad said...

tell me more about this... cauliflower ear of yours...

URMothersMullet said...

Your podcast was awesome this week; Except one thing, you never finished your real thoughts on how Zeke deflected the bullet or shot Sawyer!?

You did mention a Wormhole & I nearly ran my car off the rode laughing & then you switched topics. WT-Holy-F really happened!!! I have watched this scene several times & still got squat!

Oh... and more Satan please.

Scott and Steve said...

I honestly think it was just a sniper. That's why Jack refers to one other person with a gun when he is threatening Zeke.

URMothersMullet said...

Man thats passe'. I liked the wormhole or force field idea. I gave up on the whole scientifically explainable theme when the Smokey Nano-bot monster made an appearance sporting HDTV resolution memory videos to Ecko in the 23rd Psalm. Even if 815 crashed in 2010 or 2014, Nano-bot technology like that about 200 yrs away.

rhinosalad said...

it was the fucking dog