Tuesday, May 04, 2010

6x14 "The Candidate" Pre-Episode Discussion *spoiler free*



...you're welcome guys.

33 comments:

aimee is lost said...

please don't let it be jack...

please don't let it be jack..

please don't let it be jack..

Alirio said...

That's incredibly sexist!

But awesome...

Of course it's Jack! Why else would Matthew Fox have been told the ending three seasons ago?

aimee is lost said...

Fine. Whatever. But I'm gonna grumble nonetheless, because like everyone else, I'm poo-pooey because my full-time hobby is ending.

P.S. I have a pallet of Dharma Initiative food and beverages in my dining room. Phase two of the finale preparations has commenced.

Stephanie said...

I'm going to miss having to pause the DVR for Morgan to pop popcorn and for hubby to get out of the shower. I'm going to miss waiting on Aimee to post the post-episode discussion thread. I'm going to miss not being able to sleep well because my mind is racing. I'm going to miss obsessing all day the day after. What is life going to be like after May 23rd?

memphish said...

I know nothing about centricity, etc., I only know the title, but what if it's a Jacob episode explaining how he got to be Jacob?

I'll be late to the party tonight. Our church is hosting an African Children's choir and we're having 3 kids plus a chaperone staying in our guest house. And even though they are in a separate building, I have to feed them and get them settled in, etc. Good thing there absolute latest bedtime is 30 minutes after the episode begins. I can't believe this is the 3rd to last Lostuesday.

Holli

PalmerEldritch said...

i'm so glad her underwear isn't shit stained like Sawyer's was.

i'm so out of the LOST loop after not having an episode last week.

where'd we leave off? what was the cliffhanger?


oh yeah. AquaJack got blown up and abducted by Smokitron. interesting.



stephanie, that was kind of sad reading your post. eloquent and depressing. depressoquent!

Brad said...

I am so depressed. I'm going to have to watch it late. I haven't missed a live viewing since some point in season 4. Despite my best scheming and plotting there's no way to get out rehearsal tonight. Is it too late to change my career to better suit watching LOST?

And now there's a small chance that our final tech is going to be on the finale.
If this should happen I will walk out.
I just want to watch Walt ride in on a mopey ghost polar bear and vacuum up the smoke monster with a proton pack, is that so wrong?

Brad said...

--because that's obv how it's going to end.

Stephanie said...

Sorry to bring down the blogspot, p.

Brad, watching Lost late is better than trying to watch with distractions. Even going back and rewatching ruins the flow. See, it could be worse.

The Candidate. I've been deleting the Lost spoilers from my inbox before reading lately. I have no idea what's going to happen. So exciting.

aimee is lost said...

If it turns out to be Jacob-centric, not only will I shart with delight, but I'll gladly sit in it for the rest of the evening.

Holder said...

Speaking of sharting...

please don't let it be james...

please don't let it be james..

please don't let it be james..

PalmerEldritch said...

MILES-CENTRIC!

yeah, prolly not. but that might be interesting. maybe three amigos out in the forest looking for hand grenades might do something if it was a miles episode.

aimee, your listeners have to be careful not to shart lest they soil their TLI thongs.

wore my TLI shirt yesterday. and got delicious Ropa Vieja all over it. oops.

Ralph- said...

I think it's Hurley. And he brings back Libby and they are Adam and Eve. Jacob turns into spirit animals. Jack sucks a dick and dies.

PalmerEldritch said...

ah, the old poisoned penis trick.

and is Vincent Jacob's spirit animal? are the polar bears? kate's horse? the dharma shark?!!!! whaaaaaaaaaaaat?!

aimee is lost said...

I just really want it to be Hurley. He's such a people person; I could just imagine him being the new Jacob, traveling the world touching people (but making sure it's their choice, cause he's too nice to force anyone to do anything they didn't want.)

Thinking of Jack as the new Jacob makes me want to join MIB's team. Jack would just be squinty-eyed, lip-biting, grabbin folks by the shoulders and whatnot.

Hurley = new Jacob

Jack = new MIB, only not DILFy

scrdmnkydst said...

Jack is slightly DILFy, despite the coconut head.

MIB is just a megaDILF.

aimee is lost said...

I just think Jack has a greater potential for darkness than for redemption.

JonFromNKY said...

Son of a Bitch! I think I just turned 14 years old again.

JoeSC said...

What a great fucking picture! Kate may be annoying, but she's still hot as shit!

Steph - your ruminations were both beautiful and heartbreaking. Kudos!

The Candidate is actually the cheerleader from Heroes. The plan from the beginning was to have her be revealed as Jacob's daughter in the worst television crossover EVER!

Our faithful Losties will have to spend the last four episodes wresting her from the clutches of Smokey, only to have Desmond swoop in at the last second with his Electromagnetic Superpowers, saving the Cheerleader and trapping Smokey in a magic wine bottle for all eternity.

Just savin' the world brutha!

Or not...

HAPPY (finally) LOSTUESDAY EVERYONE !!!

PalmerEldritch said...

happy LOSTuesday!

JoeSC said...

And Aimee, I agree with you. AuqaJack (thanks Palmer) is totally heading to the dark side.

He never really externalized it, but Jack has the potential for unlimited evil. Plus, I would have myriad more respect for his character if he just snapped and threw out the "Screw you guys! I'm going home." Cartman-ism, killing Widmore and his team with one of his patented exploding trees, hopping the sub with Smokey.

Unfortunately they can't find the right bearing to escape the island and get trapped together, forever, in their (not yellow) submarine.

morgan said...

JoeSC said "myriad" and made me think of "Heathers." :)

PalmerEldritch said...

shiiiiiiiit! mere hours til LOST. looking forward to it like nobody's business.

you may feel the same way.

we may need some pics of the other lovely ladies of LOST for thread pics. just saying. and, no, not Bai Ling. the LOVELY ones.

and then you can post some more of Sawyer flexing his "shoulder" muscles until he accidentally sharts.

LOOOOOOOOOST!!


ka-blamo!

aimee is lost said...

Considering ya'll listen to a podcast with girls frequently talking about DILFs, I figured posting threads with lady-pics is the least I could do.

JoeSC said...

Sweet! Does anyone have an animated .gif of Elizabeth Mitchell in "Gia"?


That would be the ultimate blogspot lady-pic!

Holder said...

OK seriously, did you people listen to the 'Lars? I just need someone else to acknowledge it's greatness.

PalmerEldritch said...

i listened to the 'Lars and it was fantastigreat. i miss those rascals.

JoeSC said...

I listened to the 'Lars. It was fan-fucking-tastic!

Squirt rocks. 'Lars rocks more!

PalmerEldritch said...

io9.com's guide to pretending to be an expert on LOST

mildly amusing.

Stephanie said...

I bet Evangeline Lilly hates that picture of herself. Seems like she hates pretty much everything.

Holder said...

Yeah, but you don't have to MISS them because that was a new episode. Meaning they RECORDED it a few days ago.

*knocks on mic* Is this thing on???

JoeSC said...
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JoeSC said...

Yeah Holder, I didn't realize that until about 3 minutes into the podcast. I was f'n stoked!