Aloha, Transmission

Sadly, the Godfather of the Lost podcasts has signed off. We've enjoyed Ryan and Jen's entertainment and appreciated the blood, sweat, and tears they poured into their show. Your input and influence on the Lost community will undoubtedly be missed. Thanks for all that you've done for the listeners, and not to mention, the podcasting network. You'll always have an open invitaion to MYOKoM with SAS.

Thanks again, Namaste and good luck,
Craig & Dylan

Zeke

Thanks to Adrian in Miami for sending us a pic of the Muppet Zeke.

The SaS Line

We did it. We stopped procrastinating long enough to set up a listener line. 206.337.0593. Your screwball voices will finally be heard!

And how did we do it? We found a suitcase full of a million dollars and a cell phone with that number hidden inside a hatchback owned by the mafia. And yes, we will be squandering the cash.

Jeezuss

Leave Cliff alone about the stoner thing (feel free to sound off about any other issues). He was joking when he said it. We were joking when we defended ourselves. I really don't care if you, Cliff or anyone thinks I'm stoned unless one of you is the po-leece. And neither does Craig (whom I now speak for). Just listen to some Lee Perry and chill out, man.

Here's your chance to MYOKoM.

We mention in the latest podcast that we would like your input on which episode you would like us to do running commentary on. That's one way you can contribute to the show. Here's another.

Design a segment of the show for you to host/co-host. Send us your idea for a show segment to scottandsteve@gmail.com. If we like it, we will give you a chance to host it over the conference call system (the Getner). You can host it along with Scott and Steve or you can have the floor, and we will shut up. Be creative. Offer valid in U.S. only.

Fire + Water

Only Craig and Dylan phone it in this week. The Peabody people are going to want their award back.


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Playlist:
"Close to Me" by The Get Up Kids
"Pop Music of the Future" by Say Hi to Your Mom
"Skies so Blue" by The Rocket Summer

What a dirtbag

Dylan came over to my house and drank my last ginger ale.

Nice Pink Floyd reference

Geronimo Jackson

Please shut up with this theory. On all the message boards people keep claiming that the DeGroots are on the Geronimo Jackson album cover. No way! It's simply a blonde lady and a brown haired dude. Look for yourself, shortstack.
And no, the bearded man isn't Gerald DeGroot either, shut up with that.

Bonus Call-In Show

The Varsity team of loyal listeners call in and give us their opinion on beer, the Red Sox, and nachos.


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Thanks to Aimee, Katie, Jiberius, Chad, and Jimmy.
Playlist:
"Wonderful People" by Q and Not U
"Portions for Foxes" by Rilo Kiley
*It should be noted The Library is the name of a bar on the campus of the University of Oklahoma in Norman.

The Hunting Party

This is 60 minutes. Tick tick tick ...


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Playlist:
"Wraith Pinned to the Mist and Other Games" by Of Montreal
"Tribulations" by LCD Soundsystem
"Stacked Crooked" by The New Pornographers

The New Deal

All right, MYOKoMw/SaS is changing time slots. With our respective schedules it will just be easier for Craig and I to become Scott and Steve on Friday instead of Wednesday. Benefits to you, the listener: we will do a slightly more thorough job, we can cover listener response to the new epidsode in the new podcast*, we won't feel as rushed and we should have more energy. Drawbacks: we are sure to disappoint. Benefit/Drawback: I am certain to be drunk during the recording of every podcast. I hope the change finds purchase in your fertile soul.

Dylan


*not this week, though. We've actually recorded the show already, but once again computer problems are going to delay its availability.

Facebook time...

Anyone on Facebook? Come find me, Craig Sanger University of Central Oklahoma. No better way to waste your time than on Facebook.

23rd Psalm

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Squiggly Squiggly legs?

Scott (Dylan) and Steve (also Dylan) and Craig get dressed to the nine and a halfs for their triumphant return from Hiatusburgh. We discuss the eight revelations of the new episode, two audio comments from two wild and crazy guyz, spoiling versus foiling, listener email, the lottery, Kanye West, porn and Oprah. All with a focus soft enough to film Barbara Walters with.

Playlist:
The Go! Team "Huddle Formation" in the beginning.
Angelo Badalamenti "Twin Peaks Theme (instrumental)" and The Gorillaz "Feel Good, Inc." in the end.

Episode 212 promo pics. Seriously, what the fuck.

Charlie's high again.


And Locke knows it.


Soon Chuck Norris intervenes.

Put on a black glove and hold your stupid horses.

A 210 episode of MYOKMw/SaS has been recorded [hooray]. We did face some computer problems [mass suicide], but we'll have the show edited and uploaded tomorrow night [audience discards their implements of self-destruction]. And just to keep you interested, Craig successfully pronounces "hiatus".

The Genius Theory

This is a very involved, very long theory about Lost goings on. Enjoy.

Hey Scott and Steve, how come no Hiatus 5 podcast?

Hi, folks. Dylan "Digital Attitude" Speed here. I'm afraid it's bad news. Scott and Steve will be taking this last week of the hiatus off. Why?

Craig "The Crybaby" Sanger and his yuppie friends will be going on a yuppie ski trip from tomorrow until Monday, and I don't have another night free until Wednesday next. So sorry. One suggestion as to how you might make the final hiatus week pass without us: heroin. It works for "genius" rock stars.

My predictions for the ski trip: the words "rad" and "booyakasha" will be completely exhausted. The whole group will drink trendy microbrews and high five each other like it hasn't yet gone out of style but it's about to. Most will even opt to snowboard rather than ski to seem like they're "with it." One of them will get drunk enough to get a tattoo from another lodger.

In all fairness, Craig did offer to do a short show tonight. However, we have said before about eighty percent of the podcasts that we would do a short one that week, and we have yet to produce one. Ultimately it just doesn't seem very neccessary to do in a week when ABC isn't even airing a rerun of LOST. So enjoy the Rose Bowl. I like the Trojans.

Also, if we haven't yet given you an on-air salute and you would like one, please email scottandsteve@gmail.com. Make "Holla File" the subject line and include any or all of the following: your name, city, state, country, favorite Lost flashback character (and not why), and any questions you may have for the two of us or for Chuck Norris.

Kablamo!