Tuesday, April 06, 2010

6x11 "Happily Ever After" Pre-Episode Discussion *spoiler free*



The smoke monster would give you a happy ending like he hated you. And that's always fun.

48 comments:

aimee is lost said...

..And since season 6 is all about reminiscing...

FAIRY TALE NICKNAME GENERATOR

aimee is lost said...

Damn. I'm Evil Stepmother. I don't like this game anymore.

memphish said...

I'm The Little Mermaid. I wish I could swim away until LOST. Too much crap going on post-holiday.

Holli

PalmerEldritch said...

I'm Prince Charming. Thank goodness that I'm not Prince Charmin.

PalmerEldritch said...

"evil stepmother?" ga-row!

now that Desi is back on Jizz Island (speaking of happy endings), what's your predicted number of "Brothahs" to be uttered tonight. i'm guessing three.

btw, Desmond Hume comes back from the Fairy Tale Nickname Generator as "prince charming" while Jack Shephard returns "Hunchback of Notre Dame." ouch!

aimee is lost said...

Neither of which end up with the evil stepmother in the end. My day is ruined. Wait, no it's not. I'll get to see Desmond with a half-open J. Crew shirt, possibly getting wet.

Number of "brothas" uttered: 8

PalmerEldritch said...

yeah, but the evil stepmother hooked up with the father. so you could hook up with a "silver fox DILF" or something.

Desmond really hates his buttons. It's almost as bad as the guy who played Lincoln Burrows on PrisonBreak. that guy loved to show his man-cleavage (heavage?).

Stephanie said...

I don't want to be Evil Stepmother. I want to be Cinderella.

I am loving the Vampire Diaries. CIA listeners, expect to hear all about it on the next show. I understand if you skip it.

scrdmnkydst said...

I'll listen to your podcast about Vampire Diaries... but only if you promise to swoon about Ian Somerhalder for 90 minutes.

PalmerEldritch said...

not watching the Vampire Diaries but i enjoyed Nina Dobrev's movie"Never Cry Werewolf with Kevin Sorbo. spectacularly awful.

aimee is lost said...

My friend recently made me watch this terribly awesomely bad movie called "The Room".

PalmerEldritch said...

reading about "The Room" on wikipedia. WTF?!

aimee is lost said...

It is cramazingly bad. So bad that it has a cult following. Written, directed, and starring the same guy. Who can't really speak english very well. So you can imagine how well the writing is.

PalmerEldritch said...

is it on Netflix streaming yet? ;)

is it so awful that its hilarious? or so awful that its horrifying? and can we get a review on the next podcast? maybe get Kim to watch it too? :p

aimee is lost said...

It is so awful it's hilarious.

Holder said...

I just watched Dr. Strangelove for the first time yesterday and it was cramazeballsingly good. Ok, I just wanted to write cramazeballsingly. Cra-maze-balls-ing-ly.

PalmerEldritch said...

a portmantutu?

PalmerEldritch said...

ok, so what do Widdy and Jin do with a Desmond?

not an invite to naughty daydreams or slash fan fiction. in this story, what would Widmore and Jin do with a Desmond? or would Widmore want Jin to do with a Desmond? Widdy's got a map with electro-spots and a dude who bounces through time thanks to electro-spotting. maybe he's going to bounce him through time? between realities? maybe Desmond will be our LOSTies eyes into the Alt-Universe which Widmore is trying to avoid? or maybe he's just going to torture Des until Jin does something?

PalmerEldritch said...

maybe Widmore will make Jin show Desmond his ripped chest and demand that Desmond button his shirt until he's in that kind of shape?

aimee is lost said...

Black smoke-moobs vs. Desmond's sizzle-chest showdown.

PalmerEldritch said...

that sounds like a really weird episode of the Price Is Right.

"come on dooooooooooown!"

aimee is lost said...

I'd play sizzle-chest showdown over Plinko any day.

mb said...

"Black smoke-moobs vs. Desmond's sizzle-chest showdown"

This is the gender-flipped counterpart to the Juliet-Kate Dharmawhip-rumble-in-the-Jungle

OMG Aimee - I have been curious about that film for about a year but haven't brought myself to seek it out. Can't remember where I read about it, but I think it was on some Top 10 list of the worst movies every made (I think it was somewhere in the top 5 if not numero uno). I may have to seek that thing out someday when I'm feeling particularly masochistic.

Very much looking forward to tonight - this is def one of the eps I've been anxious to see


Yours truly,
MERLIN

/So don't f*** w/me or I'll turn u into a NEWT!
//Python + M wiz reference!? wtf?!?

mb said...

IF anyone's interested - "The Room" apparently has quite the midnight-showing-cult-following - even amongst some in the entertainment industry:

rather long EW article on "The Room"

aimee is lost said...

Oh dear, look what I've started. Seriously, I apologize in advance to anyone who actually seeks this film out to watch it. It will be hilarious. But I can't spoil you about the parts that will haunt your dreams forever.

Stephanie said...

OMG, Ryan. Damon is delish.

Never Cry Wolf reminds me of this cute, little movie with John Bon Jovi, Jared Padalecki and his ex-fiance.

andrew. said...

i've seen The Room. i can't unsee The Room.

Kelly Jo said...

I got Cinderella. Happy LOSTuesday everybody!

Kelly Jo said...

Never seen The Room.

Jordan said...

The Room is quite the urban legend. There have been midnight showings of it in some places for years. I almost went to see it once a couple years back. Sort of a modern day Clockwork Orange. But really terrible.

New Lost? Already?

mb said...

Forgot to say

Ben Linus call = :D-MFAO - awesome!

Thank you Felix for your work - much appreciated!

Dr. F. Linus said...

Thanks mb!
Love that you loved it.

PalmerEldritch said...

Felix! thanks for those calls. great stuff.

anyone got any Wii games to recommend?

LOOOOOST!!!

Widmore is creating an army of hunky men with which to distract Aimee as he takes over the world.

And as long as he creates an army of beautiful women covered in bacon, I'll sit back and let him.

mb said...

YES - Wii game recommendations would be paid great attention to (including E-rated stuff for the Ace), now that I actually own a gaming console for the first time in about 25-30 yrs.

Tha Kid said...

I too have to give mad props to Felix.

The Linus telling jokes part was f'n awesome. Especially the fish with no Is (eyes)joke.

Tha Kid said...

Is there a way not to get Prince Charming on the Fairy Tale Name Generator? I tried my name and last name, name middle name last name, name middle name fake name I have on my license and last name. Then I even tried my friend's name. Prince Charming every time.

This thing is fake.

mb said...

Agreed Kid - meant to say - I am TOTALLY telling that fish-w-no-eyes joke at dinner tonight.

PalmerEldritch said...

LOOOOOST!!!!

gotta head out to a friend's to watch and eat way too much food.


see you in another thread, brothahs!

Holder said...

If they have Modern Warfare 2 for Wii, you have to get that game. Crazy good.

JoeSC said...

Wow, I'm the Hunchback! Harsh.

I'm going 3 on the "Brotha" count.

Never heard of "The Room" before today. Now I don't think I'm gonna be able to sleep until I see it. Thanks guys!

Holder - Dr. Strangelove is cramazeballsingly good. Probably my favorite Kubrick behind Full Metal Jacket.

My guess is that Widmore "kinapped" Desmond as he, Penny and Charlie were leaving the hospital. Widmore explains to Penny how important Desmond is and promises to bring him back alive... or not.

Felix - Keep doing what you're doing man. Awesome! Your cuts of Richard laughing almost made me wet myself.

No Wii game recommendations from me! I bought one when they first came out, played it for a couple of weeks and really haven't touched it since. I will say that I did thoroughly enjoy the new Mario Bros. game, though.

Only 90 minutes to go!

Brad said...

I hope this episode is lame because I have so much work I need to finish tonight.... but I have a feeling it's going to be a solid 9.6 on the cramazometer. Thus letting me get back to work in the late late hours and putting me in bed by never o'clock.

Sonny aka sunloc said...

@JoeSC I have to get raid of my wii, I never really played it much only when it come out, I trade it in and got around 200, I got a ps3 now and it awesome i been playing uncharted 1 drakes fortune, and a few psn games noby noby boy, flower, flow, ps1 games, dino crisis, and wingcommber 4 its awesome Dr. Pierre Chang is in it, he looks just the same but younger.

Sonny aka sunloc said...

@JoeSC I have to get raid of my wii, I never really played it much only when it come out, I trade it in and got around 200, I got a ps3 now and it awesome i been playing uncharted 1 drakes fortune, and a few psn games noby noby boy, flower, flow, ps1 games, dino crisis, and wingcommber 4 its awesome Dr. Pierre Chang is in it, he looks just the same but younger.

Brennan said...

MB,

I don't have a Wii but my niece and nephew (6 and 4) absolutely love Wii Sports Resort. I've also heard Super Mario Bros. Wii is good but can be a challenge. Boom Blox or it's sequel (a Speilberg developed game) is a good family title but you'll probably have to buy it used. And if you're going for the workout type game, Wii Active is a good one. If you're a member at Costco, they usually have the latest games and accessories cheaper than most retail stores.

/I listen to too many gaming podcasts.

Stephanie said...

MarioKart for the Wii. I miss it since we got the ps3. But we do soooooooo much more with the ps3.

JoeSC said...

Yeah Steph, I don't know what I'd do without my PS3!

andrew. said...

ooh ooh, post-episode thread please.

Chris JC said...

I know there's a new thread but I haven't seen the ep yet, so quickly:

If you DO get The Room out and hate it, there IS a Rifftrax for it which should help.

Fairy tale name: Amelia Pond (I didn't use a generator).

Wii games:
Metroid Prime Trilogy
Super Mario Galaxy (few years old now but still... odd to say... my favourite game ever)
Madworld

Will stop now. See you all later!