Monday, February 27, 2006
Thank you.
Thanks very much to all of you for your remarks re: my leaving for the Navy. I appreciate your advice and am humbled by your kind words. I will encourage Craig to continue with the podcast, and I will participate at every opportunity in the future. Namaste.
Saturday, February 25, 2006
Friday, February 24, 2006
Wednesday, February 22, 2006
Tuesday, February 21, 2006
Sunday, February 19, 2006
True Facts about U.S. Presidents
James Madison was the original author of the U.S. Constitution. He also created the cartoon strip Shoe.
Andrew Johnson, the first president to be impeached, was born Andrew Watley. He earned the surname by having a huge member.
Rutherford B. Hayes was historically our shortest president. He was nineteen feet tall (the minimum to run for the office).
In an alternate reality in which Texas billionaire oilman H. Ross Perot was successfully elected president, America is known as the Pacifatlantic Ocean.
Chuck Norris ran in the 1964 Republican primary. He conceded the election to Senator Barry Goldwater after deciding "I have better shit to do." Senator Goldwater went on to lose to Lyndon Baines Johnson in the biggest landslide defeat in presidential election history. Chuck Norris went on to win six Oscars for his performance in Sophie's Choice.
Calvin Coolidge was a complete dick to everyone he knew. He also threw like a girl.
William Howard Taft was the only U.S. President to go on to be Chief Justice of the Supreme Court, a fact that got him laid on the daily.
That wheelchair that Franklin Delanoe Roosevelt rolled around in was a total affectation. The fedora, spectacles and cigarette holder were all part of his head.
Abraham Lincoln was assasinated by John Wilkes Booth. That both men were probably gay is the only other thing I remember about that incident (more a fact about me, really).
Grover Cleveland was the only president to serve two non-consecutive terms of office, which remains the only interesting thing about him.
Andrew Jackson is considered the first "populist president" causing elder statesman Henry Clay to opine that the election was "just a big populistarity contest." Jackson killed Clay and anyone else who got in his way. That was his direct route to immortalization on the twenty-dollar bill.
William Henry Harrison delivered the longest innauguration address: over four hours in the pouring rain. He contracted pneumonia as a result and died on his thirtieth day in office. That is actually true.
Andrew Johnson, the first president to be impeached, was born Andrew Watley. He earned the surname by having a huge member.
Rutherford B. Hayes was historically our shortest president. He was nineteen feet tall (the minimum to run for the office).
In an alternate reality in which Texas billionaire oilman H. Ross Perot was successfully elected president, America is known as the Pacifatlantic Ocean.
Chuck Norris ran in the 1964 Republican primary. He conceded the election to Senator Barry Goldwater after deciding "I have better shit to do." Senator Goldwater went on to lose to Lyndon Baines Johnson in the biggest landslide defeat in presidential election history. Chuck Norris went on to win six Oscars for his performance in Sophie's Choice.
Calvin Coolidge was a complete dick to everyone he knew. He also threw like a girl.
William Howard Taft was the only U.S. President to go on to be Chief Justice of the Supreme Court, a fact that got him laid on the daily.
That wheelchair that Franklin Delanoe Roosevelt rolled around in was a total affectation. The fedora, spectacles and cigarette holder were all part of his head.
Abraham Lincoln was assasinated by John Wilkes Booth. That both men were probably gay is the only other thing I remember about that incident (more a fact about me, really).
Grover Cleveland was the only president to serve two non-consecutive terms of office, which remains the only interesting thing about him.
Andrew Jackson is considered the first "populist president" causing elder statesman Henry Clay to opine that the election was "just a big populistarity contest." Jackson killed Clay and anyone else who got in his way. That was his direct route to immortalization on the twenty-dollar bill.
William Henry Harrison delivered the longest innauguration address: over four hours in the pouring rain. He contracted pneumonia as a result and died on his thirtieth day in office. That is actually true.
Saturday, February 18, 2006
Patience
If you can do it for Axl Rose you can do it for me.
The episode is in the can. The computer is being an ass. What else is new?
We've been hit by an ice storm in OKC, which is the equivalent of the roads turning into giant chasms anywhere else. So, no one is going to be in a hurry to drive to the studio to get this thing online. It may be a couple days.
Meanwhile, I'm going to buy a pair of balls for the computer. As soon as I strap them on, I'm going to kick it in them.
Happy President's Day
Dylan Lionheart
The episode is in the can. The computer is being an ass. What else is new?
We've been hit by an ice storm in OKC, which is the equivalent of the roads turning into giant chasms anywhere else. So, no one is going to be in a hurry to drive to the studio to get this thing online. It may be a couple days.
Meanwhile, I'm going to buy a pair of balls for the computer. As soon as I strap them on, I'm going to kick it in them.
Happy President's Day
Dylan Lionheart
Wednesday, February 15, 2006
Sunday, February 12, 2006
Saturday, February 11, 2006
The Long Con
*Dylan has a filthy potty mouth. And we're awful, vulgar, and useless according to some douchebag on the iTunes comment page.
Playlist:
"Cut Your Hair" by Pavement
"2002 - A Hit Song" by Chris Geddes of Belle and Sebastian and Hush Puppy
"So Fresh, So Clean" by Outkast
"Luno" by Death From Above 1979
MP3 File
Playlist:
"Cut Your Hair" by Pavement
"2002 - A Hit Song" by Chris Geddes of Belle and Sebastian and Hush Puppy
"So Fresh, So Clean" by Outkast
"Luno" by Death From Above 1979
MP3 File
Friday, February 10, 2006
Tuesday, February 07, 2006
Scott and Steve now beard free.
No more beards on MYOKoMw/SaS. Our comments should be faster now that they don't have to wade through all that facial hair. Here's a picture of mine at its gnarliest.
You're gonna have to give us the boy.
You're gonna have to give us the boy.
Finally, real answers from Carl and Dam
Go to the comments section for some info from the new Offical Lost Podcast.
Monday, February 06, 2006
Saturday, February 04, 2006
Numbers Commentary
This will be boring if you don't watch Numbers along with us. Craig and Dylan jump in the way back machine and go way back, all the way to March of 2005 to revisit episode 1.17 Numbers.
Playlist:
"In Between Days" by Ben Folds
"Be Thankful for What You Got" by William DeVaughn
"Art Class (Song for Yayoi Kusama)" by Superchunk
MP3 File
Playlist:
"In Between Days" by Ben Folds
"Be Thankful for What You Got" by William DeVaughn
"Art Class (Song for Yayoi Kusama)" by Superchunk
MP3 File
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