Tuesday, March 16, 2010

6x08 "Recon" Pre-Episode Discussion *spoiler free*



FINALLY! Chuck Norris comes to the island. And it sinks.

38 comments:

memphish said...

So that's how we got the alt-world.

Holli

aimee is lost said...

We shoulda known. Scott & Steve warned us.

PalmerEldritch said...

the Island sinks during a Roundhouse Competition between Chuck and Jin's mangled leg! excellent!

what're our predictions for goofy alt-world run-ins? we've had Alt-Ben run into Alt-Alex. so, maybe we'll get Sawyer running into... Alt-Walt? sells him some magic growing beans?

aimee is lost said...

Alt-Cooper or Alt-Cassidy.

PalmerEldritch said...

oooooooh! can he meet cassidy, go to a restaurant with her, and then save cooper's life by giving him the heimlich maneuver?

aimee is lost said...

Not before he makes a baby with alt-AnaLucia. Then Alt-Kate. Then alt-Juliet.

PalmerEldritch said...

just as long as Bai Ling isn't involved; someone might lose an eye!

aimee is lost said...

I would actually love to see a cameo of her just once, for nips & giggles.

I'm hoping the writers would do that to humor us the way they did with the Nikki & Paulo stuff last week.

PalmerEldritch said...

as long as hurley can grimace and ask jack, "you hit that?"

"it was a dark time in my life, hurley."

aimee is lost said...

I wish Hurley would get another love interest. I miss Libby.

aimee is lost said...

Maybe alt-Hurley is actually married to alt-Libby! He met her at Santa Rosa, won the lottery, and that's why he's so happy!

F*&% Starla.

PalmerEldritch said...

maybe he's married to Libby AAAAND Starla.



wonder if we'll run into alt-Libby and her still living husband, Dave played by Evan Handler. what what?!

aimee is lost said...

Nuh uh. David will be played by Ryan Reynolds.

The show is running low on sextosterone since the shit-stained Sawyer, lame Jack, and absent Desmond.

Stephanie said...

I'm not spoiled at all on this episode. I still can't speculate. I have no imagination.

aimee is lost said...

I'm getting really effing irritated to with people sending me suggestively spoilery effing texts. Yeah, Matt. I'm talking about you.

At this point in the game, I want to be as blind as possible, so my Lostgasms are not affected.

scrdmnkydst said...

Could you not get a lostbrator?

aimee is lost said...

There is no alternative for a Lostgasm.

aimee is lost said...

Once you know what's happening, your innocence is lost.

Kelly Jo said...

maybe he's married to Libby AAAAND Starla. So in the alt-universe polygamy is legal?

Chris JC said...

I am amazed they've kept Nikki and/or Paolo out of the X-verse thus far. It's the work of a few seconds to write a scene into a script with Exposé being shown on TV and having Nikki be the top name star in it.

And, because I think it's the level of news this blog enjoys:

"Man assaulted female police officer with penis"

PalmerEldritch said...

thank god it was his own. i was worried there.

PalmerEldritch said...

malicious spoiling is pretty douchebaggish.

which sounds like a hobbit's last name.

t-dot kim said...

KABLAMO!

PalmerEldritch said...

did we just get a rare kim-blamo? awesome.

aimee is lost said...

Kim, did you get my message about the surprise thingy for TLI?

Kyle from Kentucky said...

na she didn't. I intercepted it

t-dot kim said...

LOL, yes I got it Aimee. I am giddy with anticipation :P

mb said...

Kim and Aimee on the blogspot at the same time - I have been witness to history :)

LOSTUESDAY! Mmmmmm...looking forward to ritual Cold Stone ice cream tonight.

scrdmnkydst said...

"Surprise thingy for TLI"?

"Giddy with anticipation"?

DOES THIS MEAN THAT FELIX/BEN LINUS HAS/IS SENT/DING A VOICEMAIL IN?!

JonFromNKY said...

My prediction is that Chuck Norris will come to the island, go back in time, and fight himself causing the paradox to end all paradoxes destroying everything in the universe except Chuck Norris. Ahh.. the perfect ending to LOST.... and the universe.

PalmerEldritch said...

if only the episode title were "Bacon." alas.

PalmerEldritch said...

awesome new LOST art by my friend from middle/high school. check it out!

Brennan said...

Shit, I just got a casting spoiler from the front page of IMDB.

Stephanie said...

Lost and then Justified tonight! Thank goodness I don't have to work in the morning. I'll never get to sleep.

Tacos tonight!

JoeSC said...

Happy LOSTuesday!

They pre-empted the repeat of Dr. Linus for a St. Jude's benefit. I'm just hoping it doesn't run over.

Stephanie said...

Pre-order the entire season on Blu Ray.

Holder said...

At first I thought it was the complete series (seasons 1-6) but after looking in more detail it looks likt that's just seasons 1-5 and you have to buy season 6 separately.

Rrb said...

If Claire gets on the Chopper with Squirrel Baby does it count toward Desmond's vision?