Tuesday, September 25, 2007

Welcome Back Heroes



Post your thoughts on the Monday night season 2 premiere of Heroes! Oh, and whether or not you were completely disappointed that they didn't show Peter Petrelli (who looks equally as friggin' hot with the short haircut) until the last minute. Let's face it ladies, that was just b.s. We all know the reason we tune in to that damn show, and it ain't Mohinder. Not that I have anything against Indian dudes, but seriously, spread the screen time around folks; it's the flippin' season premiere. You gotta give us a little more sugar than that.

52 comments:

PalmerEldritch said...

from the SAS board thread:

so, my thoughts would be:

matt and mohinder are the new ando and hiro, living the ernie and bert life together.

that kid at claire's school is tremendously annoying and has nathan's flying powers. oh! and he's an uber creepy peeping tom. sprinkle some fairy dust on Peter Pervert and then get him the hell off my tv.

the wonder twins are annoying as hell. and she's got a power that's already been on The 4400 (twice).

sulu got treasure islanded. the black spot means death! and angela's next.

nathan looks homeless but it's peter who lives in a box.

peter's been accosted by a gang of men pretending that they're irish stereotypes. watch out, peter, or they'll beat you with their shillelagh's and you won't get any of their lucky charms.

god bless mr. muggles.

the x-men's legacy virus has affected the heroes universe. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Legacy_Virus

and...

Hiro has been transported into the third Ninja Turtles movie

/first?

trevor mcfur said...

Peter Pervert is a good name for Claire's new friend. What a creep. They should bring back her gay BFF Zach from last season.

trevor mcfur said...

I think that this has been discussed before, but, since Claire is now legal, is it ok to notice her hotness, even though Hayden herself isn't quite legal yet?

PalmerEldritch said...

but he's Sarah Connor's baby boy on the new Terminator show.

PalmerEldritch said...

other way around, hayden is legal (and possibly dating Milo) but claire is illegal.

by the way, if the rumors are true that Milo and Hayden are an item (which is just a rumor for now), is that OK cuz they're two adults who work together all day? or is it creepy cuz he plays her uncle and she just turned 18?

trevor mcfur said...

Wait, really? Hayden is legal? So she's just playing a character who happens to be not legal. So noticing her hotness is a-ok! Cool.

And a 30 year-old guy noticing an 18 year-old's hotness is ok. But a 30 year-old dating an 18 year-old? That's creepy.

FutureAlly said...

Maybe this thread should be titled.

CLAIRE/HAYDEN'S HOTNESS

People have done a lot worse than notice someone's underage hotness, so I guess it's ok. As for dating someone younger, I don't know how it is for men, but this is what I heard for women, 1/2 your age + 7. I don't understand how that works exactly or what makes it ok, but there it is. I also have no idea what that has anything to do with anything. I'm just rambling now.

PalmerEldritch said...

yes! the 1/2 your age plus seven rule is back in effect. i love it.

so, Milo is 30... 15 plus 7 is 22. oops.

then again, maybe its all just vicious rumors.

PalmerEldritch said...

didnt Don Johnson date the girl who played his daughter on Nash Bridges?

aimee in little rock said...

I seriously doubt Hayden being underage stopped any man from fantasizing about her or acknowledging her hotness.

I think everyone is missing the important issue here: Milo is legal, not married - Aimee is legal, not married.

Try to focus here, people.

FutureAlly said...

Don't forget he's also shirtless and has a new haircut.

;)

/Nash Bridges dating his daughter, ew!

FutureAlly said...

Crossword proposal. Talk about a different way of getting proposed.

PalmerEldritch said...

aimee, you get to have Milo cuz he's much too short for kim.

aimee in little rock said...

That dude is so mine.

Kim would just say something like, "Hey short stuff, call me when you absorb a a superpower and grow a few more inches."

PalmerEldritch said...

"Kim would just say something like, 'Hey short stuff, call me when you absorb a a superpower and grow a few more inches.'"

now, THAT would be an impressive super power. bow chicka bow wow.

Johnny Ghostwatch said...

In the UK, Hayden has been legal for two years (except in Northern Ireland, where it's only been one year).

I can't work out what age Claire is supposed to be.

Also - trying not to read as it's gonna be tomorrow before I even have the episode, let alone be able to watch it - don't mind me, though, I'll be careful (plus I've got Death Proof to watch for the time being).

trevor mcfur said...

I would say, "That's what she said", but I guess there's no need since that is indeed what she said.

Johnny Ghostwatch said...

'Kim would just say something like, "Hey short stuff, call me when you absorb a a superpower and grow a few more inches."'

That is LITERALLY what she said....

Johnny Ghostwatch said...

Great minds, Trevor...

trevor mcfur said...

Half your age + 7 will sound nice when I'm 40.

trevor mcfur said...

And simple minds, gw...

PalmerEldritch said...

five points to the first person to post the clip from Harvey Birdman where superhero Apache Chief spills coffee onto his lap and can no longer... enlarge.

Christopher said...

Don't you....

forget about me

(pow!)

trevor mcfur said...

I'd rather post my favorite clip from the Superfriends.

PalmerEldritch said...

not that there's anything wrong with that.

trevor mcfur said...

Not at all ... it's nice to know that Batman has the Batlube at the ready.

memphish said...

This is off topic, but has anyone invented a filter that can run every email you get from your father-in-law through Snopes before it downloads to your inbox? It would be really useful. I'd block him, but he might send me something important one day.

Holli

memphish said...

Now back to Heroes. Someone I read suggested that it's Charlie in his Darth Hoodie that took out Mr. Sulu.

Holli

FutureAlly said...

You mean "Heroes' Charlie" or "Lost's Charlie"?

memphish said...

I assumed they meant LOST's Charlie's with his hoodie and Gollum like stare. I'd forgotten about Heroes' Charlie.

Holli

FutureAlly said...

Yeah I always forget about her too. But Lost's Charlie might be looking for a job now and he already has a hoodie, so that makes sense. ;)

MB said...

Speaking of Lost - a few more tidbits at The SPLOG - I'm such a good cut-&-paster. It's a skill.

t-dot kim said...

Kim would just say something like, "Hey short stuff, call me when you absorb a a superpower and grow a few more inches."

Fucking Eh, I would say that! lol

Actually accoring to imdb.com, Milo is my height so it's all good! Aimee, I'm sorry but you'll have to settle for someone other hero. How about Matt Parkman? He's looking good this season...

PalmerEldritch said...

kim's only 5'9"?

oh. and speaking of tall women, Wonder Woman! Jessica Biel's in talks to be Wonder Woman in the Justice League movie. w00t!

/prolly untrue but its a rumor i like

Jimmy said...

As a man with a genuine Wonder Woman fetish, I really like the Jessica Biel casting possibility...

I am now only 4 episodes from being 100% Heroes savvy, and I have to say, by episode 14 the show had really grown on me :)

It drives me fucking insane that the media does/did everything it possibly can to promote Haydens hotness, yet scolds any guy (or girl) for liking it...then trumpeting her turning 18 like it's hunting season.

PalmerEldritch said...

yer a good man, jimmy.

it's very nice to know that they're at least thinking about casting an actress with some actual muscle on her. wonder woman must look like she could kick your ass. and she must look like you'd enjoy it.

Jimmy said...

Dead right, Palmer...she needs to be cut. It's all about the shoulders :)

memphish said...

Can she loan those shoulders to Josh Holloway?

Holli

PalmerEldritch said...

holli, that's my favorite post of the thread.

t-dot kim said...

Burn, oh snap!

PalmerEldritch said...

kim! your "oh snap" reminds me that earl is back this week. thank the sweet baby jeebus!

aimee in little rock said...

Kim, you can have John Krasinski and I get Peter Petrelli.

Otherwise, I will pillow fight Kim to the death for dibs on Milo Ventimiglia.

PalmerEldritch said...

pillow fight = good

pillow fight to the death = less good

FutureAlly said...

Wow! I for away for a while and I come back to "pillow fight to the death" threats.

t-dot kim said...

Hmmm, JKras is a fair deal, you make a decent offer. What else you got?

FutureAlly said...

LOL. I just read my own comment, that doesn't make sense at all!

It should read:

Wow! I go away for a while and I come back to "pillow fight to the death" threats.

stephsmith said...

I give the Heroes premiere 9 out of ten. Like West/Brandon Routh. Like the Wonder Twins. Like Randy or whatever the printer guy's name it. Like Nathan/Jack Sheppard. Like bangless Peter.
http://youtube.com/watch?v=8hCdonsJAGA
Video evidence of Milo and Hayden together.

FutureAlly said...

There's evidence now? I hope he's not "cutting her meat" in that video ;)

PalmerEldritch said...
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PalmerEldritch said...

re: steph's evidence

hey, friends can dry hump friends in public to Duran Duran.






/but they probably shouldn't

gillian said...

Mohinder is hot. But Peter is better.

How would one go about ordering nacked Peters, do you think?

gillian said...

'Nacked'? Jeez.