Monday, June 04, 2007

The Lars: Episode1 "DooDoo-CaCa"


"The Lars": Episode 1 - Ralph and Ben return after a week off of podcasting. They take you through the new format, throw out a few swears and pump up the music big time! Join them on this long Hiatus ride. Be sure to call our Lars Line @ 206.338.4261! We're all in this together!

Playlist:
Flash- Queen
Strike Like Lightning- Mr. Big
Jump- The Movement
Our Man Flint- Jerry Goldsmith
No More Sea Monster- Snow Monster
Breakfast At Denny's- Combustible Edison

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DooDoo-CaCa

185 comments:

Ralph- said...

We didn't Bail on you guys!

Enjoy!

Ralph- said...

well, horse shit!

i forgot to set up chapters. that will be up soon.

PalmerEldritch said...

spiffy new logo. can't wait to plug in my headphones at work and be constantly interrupted while trying to listen to you guys.

doodoo-caca for the masses!

Ralph- said...

I will be back up in about 10 minutes from the time i posted this message. you will get all the chapter breaks this time.

PalmerEldritch said...

best.intro.evar.

love that someone else remembers that song.

Jordan from the 206 said...

Cool Ralph. Can't wait to listen. Thanks bro!

Ralph- said...

it's all up and running with chapters and everything!

thanks for your patience

JonJon said...

omg dharmalars.net I'm totally there!

Ralph- said...

once again. Dharmalars.Net is in a very very primitive state, but i thought i would tease you with it.

MB said...

HELL YEAH! Rock on R&B! And a TLI to come - there IS sunshine in the summertime!

Going back to the last thread - thank you Brooklyn (and how excellent is it that you get to screen flicks - nice!)

Trevor & Ally - I am totally running "The Deuce" by the wife - I like it as a nickname if nothing else - lol
(if you can't be a bit narcicssistic with your son...life ain't worth it)

P.S. Trevor - I hope you dream of sweet smelling roses to counteract the effects of your chilli dinner

Sam from O-Town said...

oh no. dharmalars have their own website now? i didn't think ben's gigantic ego could get any bigger. now this. i just watched your videos. your matching beards are cute. you know how old married couples start to look alike after awhile? you guys are exactly like that. big, round, and beardy.
lharmadars ho!

JonJon said...

oh sam for o-town, don't be hatin'

MB said...

I just absolutely don't get this ego thing people keep layin' on old Ben. First some anon poster (I think - multiple threads ago) says he's a diva, now this - WTF. I don't see it. Or perhaps Sam is just f-ing w/Ben.

SadAce said...

woohoo...looking forward to the new "the Lars"

I haven't been able to check the threads much the last couple days...did Kim or Aimee let on when we can expect the new TLI also?

morgan brown said...

MB, I think the ego stuff is a joke about how Ben never visits the blogspot. And also about when he said, "I am no longer accepting myspace friend invitations." Ben is good people though. Even if he's hit the big time.

Benjamin said...

I swear, you guys rip on me thirteen or fourteen more times and I am out of here!

Welcome to Summer, ladies and germs. And really, I'm just calling it "Summer" out of a lifetime of habit. It's actually more like "Summer and Most of Winter." We'll get through the hiatus, but we have to take it like alcoholics and Schneider. One day at a time.

MB said...

Schneider...yeah baby! killer pull.

MB said...

Thanks 'Morgan' :)

Malbert Beinstein said...

BEN LIVES!

Now only if we can find that blonde haired girl from Arkansas.

Anonymous said...

mb having conversations with morgan brown. only on the blogspot. ha!

Benjamin said...

In all the permutations of MB we've seen, has there been a Marcus Brody? If you say no, I'll say it's because he blends in.

Michael Bay said...

No Ben. I think you are the first.

PS, My movies both suck and blow.

Milton Berle said...

How are yaaaaaaaaaaaaa?

casey_donahue said...

theres a photo of milton berle's finger up my nose somewhere on my computer

stephsmith said...

I saw those pics of yours, Casey. Is that in Fla or Mass?
Doodoo-caca while cleaning the pool.
In an effort to try to keep you at the blogspot, Ben, you and ralph- are the most modest podcasters I've seen. I don't know where these people are getting these ideas.

casey_donahue said...

that was in Fl in Disney World, which is my favorite place to visit.

I started listening to doodoo-caca in NY but finished in D.C.

and then I started the ramblecast in D.C. and will finish it on the way to Fl

I havent slept in 24 hours.

memphish said...

MB, You can't have The Deuce, that's my next dog's name. I've been waiting 12 years to use it.

Well I guess you can use it but I'll tell people some guy in Oregon named his kid the same thing as my dog.

Looking forward to the 'Lars. Is it on the Dharmalars feed or a new one? Off to check out Dharmalars.net.

Holli

P.S. It's raining at the beach, but should stop soon.

PalmerEldritch said...

"The dog? You are named after the dog?"

- MB's son's friend, Sallah

Wesh said...

w000t! The Lars are in town! Congratz on your first installment! Can't wait to plug it in my hole.
Of my ear.
Ear hole.

*crickets*

trevor mcfur said...

Podcsts are starting to get backed up ... haven't listened to J&Js Ramblecast yet, and now the Lars is up, plus a new TLI coming soon. Curse this job where I can't wear headphones!

PalmerEldritch said...

ah. The 'Lars was much needed on this uber boring never ending day at work. Thanks for keeping me sane for 45 minutes, guys.

also, didn't catch aimee's last comment at 12:30 last night. definitely caught her "Skater" comment this morning though. yeesh!

Benjamin said...

It was excellent of Aimee to kick off our off-season tradition of guest drop intros. I'm really looking forward to all those.

Did anyone else figure out the new logo like I did after staring at it for ten minutes?

PalmerEldritch said...

ben, i totally didn't catch it at midnight last night. this morning, i noticed that the Dharmalars prompt monster turned into a Skull and Crossbones evil prompt.

PalmerEldritch said...

well, i assume that was the inspiration for the logo. it may just been a wacky coincidence. either way it's pretty badass looking. reminds me a little of Murray the Demonic Talking Skull.

michael biehn said...

nice to see some random Cicero on the new Dharmalars site - is this another DaVinci Load?

Couldn't get the file converted this morning so I'll listen tonight.

I think all the Diva Ben shit is a pisstake but who knows?

also - Terminator is out there

MB said...

Ben - another sweet pull w/Marcus Brody

Holli - re: The Deuce...oh yeah? well...I'll...tell everyone that you named your dog after my son - ha!...well...i mean...after you had previously chosen the name....

maybe I'll name him Indy

MB said...

You know - I always think of smart-ass things to say about the various MB's that pop up (cause they truly are funhy) - but if I respond to them, it just looks like I did it. Must hold back. Don't want another MB-gate - lol ;)

mike brady said...

I don't know what you're talking about mb.

MB said...

lol

Milwaukee Robert said...

Hey, I got a question about J&J's ramblecast. They got a new guy named Cliff on with them. That isn't that douche wad who does that generally speaking podcast, is it? If so, I may have to stop listening.

For the record. As far as the Lars go. I'm a Ben fanboy all the way. You guys can have your Ralph Macchio. Everybody who's anybody with half a brain can tell that Ben is the true genius behind the duo. Ralph is just the eye candy. Ben is the meat and potatoes.

One final though. What happened to the TLI girls?! Did they get in a fight and quit? That would be horrible seeing as they never did a finale episode. And as for that show, I am a fan of the one who talks about books and says batshit crazy all the time. The other one is interesting sometimes. Decent game show host. But the nutty one makes that show listenable.

COME BACK MYOKOM W/ SAS! Come back to us! The fill in shows are nice and all, but nothing like the original. Kind of like comparing Coca Cola to Coke Zero. Just not the same.

Ralph- said...

it is a different cliff.

PalmerEldritch said...

the dude named Cliff from the Ramblecast isn't the GSPN guy (thank the baby jeebus). he's Jay's buddy who directs the vidcasts for them.

according to the lovely ladies of the lost initiative, we'll be getting our TLI sometime this week. aimee is the one who says batshit crazy and kim is the one with the radio voice. oooh la la!

and i'd love to hear Craig and Ryan and Dylan make some appearances in the podosphere over the summer.

PalmerEldritch said...

oh, and Good Cliff has his own podcast for Improvisational Music that i subscribe to. anybody play music?

http://www.the-jamcast.com/

trevor mcfur said...

Nice post, milwaukee bob.

Matthew Broderick said...

Milwaukee hick - fuck ya

MB said...

Everyone entitled to opinion - I of course heart the H-E-double hockey sticks out of Kim and Aimee.

elias said...

Checked out the improv music cast and it's quite good. I'm 100% sure it's not the guy from that other Lost podcast.

Loved Aimee's intro to the Lars but it was all downhill from there ;)

Seriously, I'm gonna listen now. I've got a pouch full of Old Holborn Yellow and I'm ready.

PalmerEldritch said...

aimee's intro only made me miss her more. :(

hurry back, girls!

michael bolton said...

I don't know what all the debate is about, I'm the greatest mb of them all.

Michael Buble said...

chicks dig my swingin' sound!

the fellas like my funny last name.

MB said...

Perhaps Lost won't get snubbed at the Emmys this year - aparently the episode being submitted this year is Man From Talahassee (I'm not sure what episode they used last year).

Read all about it

stephsmith said...

Well, I have nothing to share today other than the pool has beaten me. I give up. Nine times out of ten I have to google something in Elias' comment. Aimee's intro made me miss her even more also. I still haven't made it to the post office, Ally. And Cliff is very talented. I crack up hearing Jack imitate him.

FutureAlly said...

did you totally miss your chance to KABLAMO, palmer? how hard was it to just do it?

late Kablamo.

#48 KABLAMO, for palmer

FutureAlly said...

No problem, Steph. One more day is really not gonna hurt us.

MB said...

Palmer - you must indeed be distraught from TLI withdrawl - you missed KABLAMMAGE!

MB said...

Steph - just having you around is all we need.

PalmerEldritch said...

did i get a 42 and miss it?! oh man. i must be in severe TLI-withdrawal.

trevor mcfur said...

They should have used 'Through the Looking Glass' as the Emmy-nomination episode ... 'Man from Talahassee' was pretty good too though!

And palmer, it could be worse, at least it wasn't 69 kablammo that you missed.

MB said...

no worries man - Ally's got yer back

PalmerEldritch said...

that would've been disastrous to my ego. :)

FutureAlly said...

69 Kablamage coming up soon...

FutureAlly said...

so you better get ready palmer.

MB said...

There's always another KABLAMMO...

elias said...

I'll give you something to google from my university days of Latin:

Nemo me impune lacessit

Appears in one of my favourite short stories.

FutureAlly said...

nice picture, mb.

FutureAlly said...

4 more...

MB said...

You know, I was thinking that our recent 200+ threads were getting crazy, until I stopped by The Lost Community - they're gettin' up past 400 - wow

MB said...

set...

elias said...

kablammo bitches

MB said...

AND ELIAS SWOOPS IN FOR THE STEAL!!!!

PalmerEldritch said...

No one wounds me with impunity.

google, bitches!

MB said...

well played

MB said...

bitches

(we needed one more "bitches" entry)

trevor mcfur said...

Who's the dork with the glasses mb? And what about the guy in the Panama Jack hat? Shrunk down he looks like Denholm Elliot.

MB said...

Trevor -
Glasses guy is the character "Michael Bolton" from "Office Space", and you are correct that it is Denholm Elliot - in his immortal role as Marcus Brody in the Raiders/Indiana Jones films

trevor mcfur said...

Never seen Office Space (it's somewhere in the queue). Couldn't remember the name of DE's character from Raiders. Didn't he die a few years ago? Guess he won't be in the new one coming out next year.

MB said...

I now may LOOK like Parker Stevenson but im really the director of "Transformers"

MB said...

DAMN - i was gonna do an ENTER 77 KABLAMMO. There's always another thread.

Trevor - he did die - and wow - I also thought it was a couple years ago - but apparently it was 1992 according to IMDB! Dayum!

/"Oh man the Doobies broke up! When did that happen?"

Anonymous said...

omg you guys...TLI will be up tomorrow. i know someone who knows someone and they told me it will be here soon!

Mookie Blaylock said...

Trevor, You've never seen Office Space???!!! You sir lose 1,000 Schrute bucks and may not pass go!!

How dare anybody on here bring up the name Cliff Ravensdouche on this sacred of places! If I were the Cliff of Jay & Jack, I'd change my name.

The funniest thing about mb's pictures is that he actually googled the term "Michael Bolton" to find that picture. HA! Wish he wife walked in on him at that point.

Hearing Aimee's voice makes me miss that batshit crazy little bitch. :(

PalmerEldritch said...

jumping jesus on a pogo stick. only 3 pm eastern time? is today ever going to end?

muppet babies said...

we can entertain MB's new baby on DVD!

muppet babies said...

how the baby got on a dvd is anyone's guess!

MB said...

Hey - my wife is just fine with me and Micheal - she knows I google him all the time...

trevor mcfur said...

It's in my queue Mookie. I'll get to it eventually, but I've got a shitload of other movies that I got to see first, like 'Fight Club' and 'Napolean Dynamite'.

Yeah, I'm a little bit behind the times.

master blaster said...

No love for me?

MB said...

Office Space is indeed one of those iconic movies now - I try not to build it up too much to people who I show it to, b/c the humor is kind of low-key, but it is hi-frakkin-larious.

muppet babies said...

We make our dreams come true!

MB said...

indeed

marion barry said...

Got any crack around here?

chico, zeppo, harpo, groucho, and gummo said...

i'm the thinking man's MB joke.

/google it if you have to

monty burns said...

Excellent!

Mr. Brooks said...

Not sure if I give the first episode of the lars a gold star. I dont want to give it a brown star, but im closer to that. im sure it will improve over time. Listening to Ben talk about all his fans. Next time you listen to these guys keep a tally how many times Ben mentions his fans or the fans. Jeebus.

elias said...

Cheers for the assist MB and props to Palmer for his googling skills.

I love this quip from Gabriel Byrne:

"Never work with children, animals or Denholm Elliot"

He was camp as a row of tents but a legend nonetheless.

MB said...

how to fill up a photobucket account in 3 hours - lol

FutureAlly said...

looks like your keeping yourself busy over there, MB. Just sitting there Googling men.

*waits for it*

Benjamin said...

Even Gummo gets love. Nice.

Marios Bros. said...

Anybody with any inside scoop know why Aimee went from loving the blogspot to hating it just like that? She was the heart and soul of this place. And no offense to anybody else, but it's just not the same without that batshit crazy girl.

mary bailey said...

Gummo is the forgotten Marx Brother. Maybe because he wasn't funny.

trevor mcfur said...

I think that Denholm Elliot died from tuberculosis because of HIV. I gotta agree with mb, I thought he died like, 2 or 3 years ago, not 15!

MB said...

Ally - you're right - geez! I WAS being all exclusionary to the fairer gender

MB said...

I'm guessing K&A are just busy

marcia brady said...

That's right!

Bastard...

Anonymous said...

K&A are busy and TLI will be up shortly, I know it.

FutureAlly said...

Could this day possibly go any slower? I just want to get the hell outta here already!

JonJon said...

I'm in an interesting position. Right now my life is quiet similar to The Office. I just got a job as a temp in a printer company. Well it isn't paper, but it's close! The boss isn't as crazy as Michael Scott, but has a few jokes that just never go right. Let's see where this will take me...

JonJon said...

Also what is with the large amount of Anonymous posts?

JonJon said...

Kablammo!

FutureAlly said...

I work in a similar environment. All the way down to the office romance. It's not Jim & Pam, but it's pretty scandalous.

FutureAlly said...

Good job on the Kablamo! I didn't see it coming at all.

JonJon said...

well I try

trevor mcfur said...

Ally, look at the bright side. At least we get a new Lost tomorrow night!

Oh, wait a minute. Shiiiiiiiiiiitttttt...

Jordan from the 206 said...

Speaking of baby names for mb, check out this web site. It's pretty cool. Shows the popularity of your name over the years. I can proudly say that I got my name before it was cool. Ralph, you might not wanna check out your name. Your people look to be on you last legs.

Baby Name Voyager

MB said...

Thanks Jordan - we need all the help we can get -lol

Jimmy said...

Aimee has been lying low for the same reason I have. We are all enjoying a little break! I don't believe any of us have started "hating" the blog or such like.

It's been the LONGEST day!!!!!!!!

elias said...

Jimmy the Gent - good to hear from you.

All the podcasters deserve a break after 16 weeks straight.

"Jacuzzi, sir?"

Jordan from the 206 said...

I hear that Jimmy. Does this weather suck or what? Last week really spoiled us. I'm really not liking this one bit.

BTW, I was bored and messing around with the baby name thing. And turns out that Hurley was a somewhat used name back in the early 1900's. Funny stuff.

FutureAlly said...

Thanks, Trevor, for getting a girl's hopes up. Now I will have to find something else do tomorrow night, like have a pillowfight with my girlfriends.

Jimmy said...

Elias...

Sadly Jacuzzi's knock me out...not so great with the hot water baths. But yes, I get the point.

Jordan...what's with the Seattle weather, dude? You are right...it's been so erratic.

Yes, I have to say, 16 straight weeks took it out of the team somewhat. I have been (excuse the pun) Lost this last two weeks. No show, no Lars show...I'm reverting back to being a drifter with no ambition, kicking cans around Capitol Hill and talking smack about my neighbors...

stephsmith said...
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trevor mcfur said...

Ally, if it leads to pillowfights between girlfriends, then I have a hard time beig sorry for my actions!

FutureAlly said...

thanks trevor, it's always nice to know you care.

Anonymous said...

Come on now, guys ...

Great podcast, but I'm beginning to think that you've got to the point with Dre's calls that you are just putting them on for as long as you can just to spite the Anonymous posters that are voicing an entirely legitimate concern. It's beginning to feel suspiciously like you guys don't even care what he talks about any more, but you'll just put in a 10-minute call of his 'cause you know it's going to fuck off all those anonymousses. And I think it's getting to the point where you're letting that affect your podcasts because as fond as you may be of him ... I think most of us would admit that mega-huge call of his at the start of listener feedback got a little grating after the 6th and 7th minute.

Meghan in London.

stephsmith said...

I'm tired of defending Dre's calls.
Ally, book is in the mail. I got in just under the wire.
Aimee, in case you come back and read this, Brad Pitt is going to play He-Man.
Elais, I always liked Poe.
Trevor, somethings you shouldn't admit, like not seeing Office Space. Fight Club, I'm just getting around to.

FutureAlly said...

Thanks, Steph. I also have not seen Fight Club, and before I hear anything about it. I will put it in my Netflix and get it ASAP. As for Office Space, I've seen it and loved it!

JonJon said...

Dre will never be buried in the sand by mistake, he will always be with us. If you want to listen to listener feedback, listen to J&J or TLI. The Lars accepts everyone like Jesus. Yes everyone The Lars are like Jesus!

Jordan from the 206 said...

Pitt signed on for He-Man? Ugh. I read a couple months back that the studio wanted him for it, but didn't think he'd go for it.

I've said this a million times before. Dre needs his own show. (Dre laugh inserted here)

Jordan from the 206 said...

How have you people not seen Fight Club? All I can say is you better not get spoiled at all or the movie really loses it's edge. If you haven't been spoiled already, hurry up and see it now before somebody blurts out something!

JonJon said...

Rosebuds his sled!

HA take that all who haven't seen Fight Club!

Mookie Blaylock said...

Announced lineup for ComicCon:

Alien vs. Predator 2: No Peace On Earth, American Gangster, Babylon A.D., Balls of Fury, Beowulf, The Bourne Ultimatum, Coraline, Fred Claus, Get Smart, The Golden Compass, Hellboy 2: The Golden Army, I Am Legend, The Incredible Hulk, Indiana Jones 4, The Invasion, Iron Man, National Treasure: Book of Secrets, Resident Evil: Extinction, Speed Racer, The Strangers, Stardust, Star Trek, Sunshine, Sweeney Todd, 30 Days of Night, Trick 'r Treat, Wanted, Where the Wild Things Are, White Out

Comic-Con is also expecting TV series "Heroes," "Lost" and "Battlestar Galactica" to return.

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dharmalars said...

Meghan, The Lars Line/You All Everybody Segment is for anyone who has something to say.ANYONE. I would actually be sad if Dre did not call us. We take pride in accepting ALL calls to the Dharmaline. There has only been 2 occasions in which i felt that it was not acceptable to play certain calls. Only 2. Everything that you hear on the show is everything that i get.

Jay and Jack get around 100-200 calls a week that they weed through and put on the show. Luckily we do not get those kinds of numbers, cause i would have to start cutting out callers.

As long as i can get away with it, i will play every call that comes through our email. We want everyone to be heard. We want everyone to speak their mind.

What would happen if you voiced your opinion on the Dharmaline and i decided not to play it. That wouldnt be fair to you, just as it isnt fair to anyone else who calls the show.

I am sure that it isnt that big of a problem to fast forward through calls if you think they go on too long.

Cant you just have fun with the free entertainment that we spend so much of our free time providing for everyone? cause bitching about it make me upset, and if i am upset that means i am not having fun anymore, and if i am not having fun doing the podcast, than it goes away.

ralph-

Jordan from the 206 said...

I guess the movie studios are running out of old tv shows to remake.

"According to Variety, Hasbro and the William Morris Agency have just partnered up in an effort to turn a bunch of properties into TV shows, movies and video games. Properties like G.I. Joe, Monopoly, Trivial Pursuit, Clue, Candy Land and the Ouija Board."

A Candy Land movie? Sweet! Hopefuly it's done in a dark "Batman Begins" style. Lord Licorice would make for a bad ass villian.

trevor mcfur said...

I personally am not a big fan of extended listener feedback (I listen because I want to hear the hosts). Fortunately, iPods come equipped with this amazing little button that lets you zip right through the parts that you don't like. So if I don't want to listen to feedback, then ... I don't listen to it!

Mint Bologna said...

And that my friends is why Ralph is the man of the people. He's truly one of us. I heard a rumor that Ben wanted to get rid of the "fan" segment, saying that it detracted from their awesomeness. But Ralph stood up to him and told him that he'd leave the show if the people didn't have an outlet for their voice. Here here Ralph! More Dre for LA for all!

trevor mcfur said...

I've always had this belief that everyone has one movie that everyone else on the planet has seen except for them. For example, I once met this girl who had never seen Star Wars (the original one) ... and it had become a point of pride for her; she didn't care how great Star Wars is, she was NEVER going to see that. For me, it's Top Gun ... I've never seen it, and when people find out, they're just like, "You've NEVER seen Top Gun? What the fuck?" But I don't care, and I kind of like the fact that never having seen Top Gun makes me a little different. Anyway, today I found out that I don't just have one movie, I have two: Top Gun and Office Space (I don't count Fight Club because I know a lot of people who've never seen it (and yes, I know the twist)). But eventually I will see Office Space. At the current rate that I'm going through my Netflix queue, it should be sometime around 2015.

A Trivial Pursuit movie? What, the rights to Parchisi weren't available?

mr. Bigglesworth said...

Figures that Ben wanted to get rid of You All Everybody. We all know he's a diva, after all.

JonJon said...

I think we should name: Movies You Haven't Seen, But Everyone Else Has

Borat -never really cared to watch it

trevor mcfur said...

Haven't seen Borat either. Not sure if it's been around long enough to be considered something everyone's seen, though.

Mariachi band said...

The rumor I heard was that Ben said, and I quote, "I'm sick of having all of them keeping pulling me down to their level. I'm a star dammit! Chris Katan isn't forced to work with amaturs!" The legend then tells that Ralph stood Ben up to the eye and yelled, "You bail on them, you bail on me!" Supposedly Ben then began to weep and murmered, "You know I can't bail on you." Ralph looked Ben in the eye, extended his arms, and replied "Hug it out bitch". They then went on to make modern day podcast history.

I don't know if it's pin-point accurate. But I got pretty good sources. He was dead on with that whole Lindsey Lohan loves cocaine thing. And this was back in 1997!

madame bovary said...

Yeah, that sounds like Ben.

PalmerEldritch said...

if only poor Aimee had to read all the books we reference via MB names.

and i totally read Madame Bovary as Madame Blavatsky. wiki that, bitches!

just got back from "Knocked Up" thanks to Brooklyn's, Ralph's, and Ben's recommendations. and because katherine heigl is katherine freakin' heigl. good god, y'all. anyhow, good movie. very happy to spend $18 bucks on two tickets for that. recommended!

and did MB pull out some Monica Bellucci for an avatar? *ga-row!*

PalmerEldritch said...

p.s. boobs.

The Bellucci said...

I forgot my first name was Monica!

PalmerEldritch said...

i hope MB had more fun googling Monica Bellucci than he did Michael Bolton.

and The Bellucci, i remember your first name because it's always on the caller ID. bow chicka bow wow.

/monica bellucci could call me collect

JonJon said...

Has anyone seen the official box art for Lost Season 3. There is that little writing that says "Jacob Loves You" creepy...

Jordan from the 206 said...

Any red blooded male who doesn't have fun googling Monica Bellucci has serious problems.

Benjamin said...

I was under the impression that my blow up with Ralph (and the subsequent hugging it out, bitch) was private, but clearly someone was lurking outside his window watching our every move. From now on I'll have to be more subtle in my attempts to suppress the listening public.

Ghostwatch The Great said...

"Jacob Loves You"... bit daft.

Sorry folks, I'm just this second back from a forum full of whining Americans (not you lovely people, obviously) complaining that the UK release for the boxset is shockingly a few weeks earlier than the US ones (and some of them thinking they're really clever suggesting the released box art must be a fake because it says "season" and not "series").

I'm pretty sure I kicked it into touch. Mostly the fact that the UK price will equate to about ninety dollars probably helped.

Jellymanianos said...

Jordan, you're an actual genius - prompted me to google Ms Bellucci, and fuck my hat - she is beautiful! Particularly like this: MB Wallpaper

Elias, Old Holburn? Really? I prefer Cutters Choice, much smoother on the throat (for Steph: Cutters Choice)

PalmerEldritch said...

i won't fuck your hat but, yeah, Monica Bellucci was the only good thing about the second Matrix movie.

everyone go out and watch Brotherhood of the Wolf. Monica Bellucci. and Iron Chef America's "The Chairman" going all kung fu on some Frenchmen.

gillian said...

My dad's name is Lars.

PalmerEldritch said...

gillian, now your dad finally has his own podcast. hosted by Ralph and Ben.

trevor mcfur said...

Yeah, but do they call him THE Lars?

PalmerEldritch said...

and is he THIS GUY?!

/metallica

elias said...

Tim - Old Holborn Yellow: for the discerning gentleman. My mates call it Old Boots.

Swan extra-slim filter tips, small green Rizla +, so my pockets are full of smoking paraphernalia. Basically trying to give up smoking 40 Marlboros a day.

This whole Dre hate thing is boring. If you don't find him funny that's just tough shit; if you think you're funnier than him then call in and prove it.

Finished listening to The Lars and it was most enjoyable. I think they should stick with the gold star/ brown star ratings. Also, a Jimmy segment wouldn't hurt.

tall guy said...

I haven't posted here lately, as post-Lost, I find I've nothing much to say. Bah! Only another NINE MONTHS to go. It's like walking across a desert. Like Jack, I have to return to the Island.

PalmerEldritch said...

grow the crazy jack beard!

apPaullo said...

As I believe The Police said;

'Do Do Do Cah Cah Cah is all I want to say to you'

trevor mcfur said...

Slooooow day at the blogspot...

FutureAlly said...

Maybe we need an interesting topic to get us going again. Any ideas, anyone?

JonJon said...

I'm not very creative today

Jordan from the 206 said...

I got an interesting hypothetical. Some friends and myself were discussing this the other day. If you could record your dreams and watch them back on your tv, would you? They say that we are constantly dreaming all night long and that what we remember is just the last few seconds or so before we wake up. So if you were to watch your dreams in full, that means diving very deep into your subconscious. I myself have some pretty crazy dreams as it is. I'm not really sure if I'd want to know just exactly how crazy I am. lol. Although it would be pretty interesting. Thoughts? How affraid of your subconscious are you?

trevor mcfur said...

I rarely remember my dreams, and when I do, it's usually only after I've had a few too many. I'd definitely want to watch them if it was possible ... the only thing is, I sure wouldn't do it if there were other people in the room!

FutureAlly said...

I think I would, Jordan. Because my dreams are so weird (the ones I actually remember), I think it would be interesting to see what else is going on there. It would also be intersting to see your reactions as you're having these dreams.

stephsmith said...

Because my iPod was dead, I was forced to do something I haven't done in many, many months- listen to the radio. The local morning dj's just got back from Fox where they were on Fox and Company and Hannity. They took Monster Pig sausage with them to give as gifts. Surely video will become available soon. I'll keep you posted.
I have a confession. I've never seen Seven Samurai, A Clockwork Orange, or One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest. I want so bad to see these. For the third time on the blogspot, I need ntflix.
I don't feel intimidated by my subconscious at all.

FutureAlly said...

I highly recommend Netflix, Steph. I've been a proud member since 2003. It's become such a big part of my life, that I don't know if I could do without it. I have not seen any of those movies you listed, either. For as many movies as I've seen, I haven't really seen enough.

trevor mcfur said...

I love netflix. I've been a member since 2000. I've actually never seen Clockwork Orange, but I have seen Cuckoo's Nest. I rented The Seven Samauri, but turned it off after a half hour because I thought that it was boring. Yeah, I know, I should probably be ashamed of myself.

So that big pig turned out to be farm-raised? Some sport. Not quite on the same level as Locke taking out that hog with his knife.

Ghostwatch The Great said...

I have insider knowledge. New TLI coming very sooooooooooon.

Sorry, girls - hope you didn't mind me taking advatange of my "in the know"-ness

PalmerEldritch said...

w00t! secretly downloading TLI now!

PalmerEldritch said...

check your itunes. i checked mine. soon, i will have TLI goodness.

Ghostwatch The Great said...

Now I'm REALLY confused.

Ghostwatch The Great said...

I knew I should have posted a few hours ago when I first knew.

My iTunes has decided not to work after recent update.

I believe the phrase is "bollocks".

Now I look really stupid.

PalmerEldritch said...

i was home for lunch and fired up itunes and downloaded some TLI. check your itunes. maybe it's some accidental upload by kim? maybe she just hasn't posted a new thread. who knows. but i gots it and it is precious to me.

Ghostwatch The Great said...

Got one coming off the Pipe of Amazement. Just says "Ep 22".

Let us see what happens. I was terrified for a second that it was some kind of bonus podcast from the OTHER The Lost Initiative.

CURSE YOU, IAIN LEE!!

stephsmith said...

Shockingly, I'm downloading TLI. I afarid it's too good to be true.
Citizen Kane would be the first to be queued.

stephsmith said...

afraid
And I left the e out of netflix.

Wally in Clearwater said...

Yay! TLI!I would love to watch my dreams. The few I remember have me doing some really messed up things. The fact that I don't remember them too well allows me to dimiss them. What's with all the people with inside info? We got people watching Ben and Ralph through their the window, and British Johnnys spying on the TLI girls. Weird stuff. One question as I am a rather new listener. I know Ben and Ralph have a lot of inside jokes. But I don't get the one about Ralph pretending that he's married to Stevie Nicks. Is this a running gag?

PalmerEldritch said...

where's the new thread? will they let us hit 200?

and i thought of something to discuss on the blogspot, forgot it, remembered it at lunch, and then forget it on the car ride back to work. oops.

Anonymous said...

ghostwatch, the other lost initiative sucks balls.

FutureAlly said...

I'm as giddy as a schoolgirl, just waiting on TLI to download.

*impatiently waiting...*

PalmerEldritch said...

wally, ralph's real life wife is named Stevi (Stevie?). but she's not Stevi Nicks. or Lindsay Buckingham. not even Mick Fleetwood.

Benjamin said...

No, she's just regular Stevi. But I believe the story goes that she was indeed named after Miss Nicks.

wally in clearwater said...

Oh! I got you. Sometimes you guys and your dry humor are a bit hard for me to figure out when you are joking or not. one question, when do you guys get all the time for this stuff? Isn't it hard to get the shows done with normal jobs and all? I'm impressed.

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