Wednesday, June 21, 2006

* RED CARD *


State your hate here.

70 comments:

Ralph- said...

If you are sitting in front of me at the movies, do not text message people. your phone is really bright. FUCK OFF, i am trying to watch a crappy Hollywood Remake!

Andy said...

England's performance in the world cup

Mike Campbell said...

I can't believe England got scored on in the last minute, i was so pissed!

Anyone else waking up early tomorrow to watch USA move on to the next round *crosses Fingers*

Obsidianrock said...

I had Michael Owen to win the Golden Boot, guess I won't be winning that bet.

Ralph- said...

*RED CARD*
NC for beating Cal State Fullerton today!

Scott and Steve said...

America's Got Talent...This show is GARBAGE!!!
*RED CARD*

rillibee said...

I believe that if you press the button on the poles that make street lights change, and then decide not to cross the street when the light finally says 'walk,' and just stroll away down the sidewalk and leave all us people in the cars just waiting there, I believe that if you do all that, it should be legal for me to get out of my car, and shoot you in the face. 5 times. Over and over again. DAMN YOU.

Phew, I need to vent more often.

Ralph- said...

*RED CARD*
to Hollywood Remakes! come up with an original idea jerks! Learn from S.O.A.P., Mother Fuckahs!

aimee in little rock said...

People that hold up traffic in the fast lane, drift slowly across the line, making you think they're going to move out of your fucking way, then slowly drift back, slow down a little more, speed up some, and then when there's finally an opening, you move into the middle lane to pass them, and when you get right next to them, you see it's a FUCKING WOMAN TALKING ON HER CELL PHONE completely oblivious to the fact that she's even driving at all.

fucking women drivers!

Elvis said...

I`d like to give a red card to Cliff at Ravencraft!

Heh, only kidding, but seriously. I`d like to red card Neol Edmonds, host of the UK version of deal or no deal.

Just because he`s a pug faced cunt.

Mike Campbell said...

THE REF THAT SCREWED THE USA!!!

THERE WAS NO PUSH. IT WAS TOTAL BS!!!

Ralph- said...

hey tailgaters.

*RED CARD*

Nathan Rom said...

*RED CARD*
anyone who does not visit...
JonathanBluestone.blogspot.com

Mike Campbell said...

Ralph - why don't you like tailgaters?
Going to concerts and tailgating is fantastical!!!

Ralph- said...

sorry, i meant people who tailgate. you know, ride my ass while i drive!

Obsidianrock said...

*RED CARD*
Anything that likes to suck the blood from my body. They fucking drive me CRAZY! since I work in the woods.

Jimmy said...

*RED CARD*

To Carlton and Damons theme music!

Ralph- said...

How about *RED CARD* to CUSE!

Scott and Steve said...

I second that Red Card!

Anonymous said...

Red card to the US coach Bruce Arena. He's just obnoxious.

But did you watch the Australia vs. Croatia game? AWESOME!!!

Sara said...

working at a job i hate just to make enough money to continue living and working at a job i hate.

Obsidianrock said...

*RED CARD*
Front bums, enough said.

aimee in little rock said...

I watched the movie The Cave last night, since Daniel Dae Kim was in it. That one guy from Invasion was in it too. It was fairly entertaining, but extremely cheesy. I still flip out every time I hear Jin speak english.

If anyone else has seen that movie, can you please explain what that tattoo thing on the monster was all about? It had like, 4 initials, I think it was "VSSD", or something like that. I don't want to watch it again.

Mike Campbell said...

This is an old one but...

FOX for Canselling Arrested Development. The funniest show on TV

marie jambotz said...

Oooh on that A.D. note: Red card! also to all the wonderful cancelled one seasoned shows such as Freaks & Geeks, My So-Called Life, Wonderfalls, and Gross Pointe. Oh and whatever happened to 120 Minutes on MTV? That was the only show I could watch on that bloody channel and there was actually some great music on that show.

In addition: Red Card! to those people driving in front of you who drift over to your lane without signalling. You suck!

And Ralph, speaking of crappy Hollywood Remakes... watched "The Lake House" recently? How bad was that?

Shawn said...

the www. in front of websites, its a waste of my time just have the name of the website, i can understand the .com and .net and stuff but if every website is www. then why is there a reason to have it.

marie jambotz said...

RED CARD! When people say after watching a movie, "The book was better." As either Frank Miller or Alan Moore said, (and I paraphrase) "Do NOT compare a movie with a book or a comic book because it's a fucking different medium!" And I concur, my friend. I concur.

Colin said...

Here is a clip of Jon Stewart's "red card" segment.

aimee in little rock said...

Good one Shawn! I remember in the mid-to-late 90s, they were still showing the "http://" on them too.

zeldacat said...

Morning Show DJ's.
Hacks.
All of them.

Ralph- said...

*RED CARD*
TRUCKS WITH NUTSACKS HANGING FROM THEIR BUMPERS!!!!

Ralph- said...

be careful zeldacat

Anonymous said...

RED CARD to guys who grab my ass in the bar... fuckers

Anonymous said...

Americans using incorrect terminology when talking about football during the world cup (no-one else in the world calls it fucking "soccer"!!!!).
RED CARD.

Obsidianrock said...

Actually we call it "soccer" here in Canada too.

Anonymous said...

*Red Card*
Kids wearing the FUCKING sneakers that have the wheels in the sole. I hate the fucking wheels I hate the fucking soles I hate the fucking kids. When ever they roll into someone by accident the person they rolled into should be able to shoot them in the ankel with a be be gun so that when ever they go to flip there foot up to start rolling again it will fucking hurt and they will think "Owww that hurts, why does that hurt? Oh yea when i rolled into that guy who shot me in the ankel, maybe I shouldn't be doing this!"

Scott and Steve said...

:) Zeldacat,
I would say 97% of Morning radio guys are brutal, espeacially if they go by a silly name like "Juicebox" or something to that effect.

Jellymanianos said...

*RED CARD*

Piles - why does one get them? They are annoying, to say the least.

Scott and Steve said...

*Red Card*

People whose pictures of their kids out number their own in the pics section of their myspace page.

Also those lame self-taken pics that people put in their myspace pic section.

Ralph- said...

i have a picture of myself on my myspace! it is pretty awesome!

*RED CARD*
to people with Bush in 2004 stickers still on their cars!

Ralph- said...

*RED CARD*
to people that think it is still funny to alter Mount Rushmore in TV shows or Movies!

Jonathan from Philly said...

big RED CARD to the jackasses who wear those little phones clipped to their ears. to quote Dr. Cox (from Scrubs), "it's a phone....you can't hold it?!"

redsox said...

*REDCARD*

for using the zeke quote "that’s interesting theory" for crap

tori said...

*Red Card*

1- Cancelling Arrested Development
2- Pedestrians that jaywalk right in front of you, and you have to slow down for them...

Anonymous said...

you know what really gets me is the people who are jogging down the street and while they are waiting for the light to change they have to, for some strange reason they have to run in place or in a cirle. like stopping is totally going to mess up there run.

RED CARD

Ben Hunter said...

ok lets try this again

RED CARD

to whoever published the latest official lost podcast. the interview with walt and michael. they didn't adjust the peaks, those bastards. i would turn it up to hear what they were talking about, but then they like lean WAY in to LAUGH and consequently blow out my speakers, not to mention my ear drums. learn some basic recording techniques, you morons.

Anonymous said...

Red card to the Italian player who drew the "foul" and consequently a PK in the Italy vs. Australia match. I don't care if it's "just part of the game", I still think faking a foul is cheap.

Nick said...

||RED CARD||
White kids who constantly listen to rap music and consider the few kids who actually listen to Rock music "goths". These people have never seen an actual goth person, and consider anyone who wears a green day shirt instead of an eminem shirt a goth asshole. Get a life wangstas (idc if i spelled it wrong).

Ralph- said...

fucking red card boredom

Wesh said...

RED FOKKING CARD in the face of my ISP who consistenly messes up my internet connection lately.

and

FREAKING RED CARD WITH TWO YELLOW ONES ON THE SIDE for lost hiatusses.

love and peace,
wesh.

MusselsFromBrussels said...

I want to red card people who don't know when to stop with political correctness.

It's creeping over to other languages, in French we can't call someone who cleans the floor a floor sweeper anymore, now it's a 'surface technician'

Jenny J. said...

Red Card! Romantic public displays of affection by couples in front of obviously single (and bitter) people like me. Please! I'm nauseated enough of the time already!

Mike Campbell said...

Too Much Hate in these comments, We need a happy card section where we can talk about bunnies, that are killer evil rabbits, and fruit snacks. More Love with the SAS

Ralph- said...

*RED CARD* to YELLOWCARD (the band)

Obsidianrock said...

*RED CARD*
to broken legs, i hate having one and I wouldn't wish it on my worst enemy.

Johnny Rhinestones said...

Red Card to the fact that everything nowadays has to have corporate sponsorship. How long is it going to be before you hear the phrase "Hi my name is John and I'm brought to by Pepsi and Tositos". I just changed my name to Johnny Starbucks. Out of all the coffee you could drink you should drink Starbucks

johnny rhinestones said...

Red Card to humorous birthday cards. Double red card to the people who sincerly laugh at them.

Ralph- said...

*Red Card*

"Long Walks on a Beach" and "Available For Bar Mitzvah" JOKES!!!!!

they are not clever anymore!

johnny rhinestones said...

Red Card

"not so fresh feeling" jokes
That joke is 10 years old and wasn't funny then.

Ralph- said...

*RED CARD* ME!

Wesh said...

RODE KAART! for high ozon concentrations in the belgian air.

jwyble said...

people that get into an elevator before letting you out. they suck

tsumo said...

people who owne a ipod and only have 20-something songs on it

Ralph- said...

red card assholes who ruin my night, and make my morning suck ass too!

Anonymous said...

*RED CARD*

The 2006 Emmy's. "House" for best Drama. the actor yes but the show no way!

Iain G said...

Red Card-

Anyone on myspace who deliberately picks the most highbrow sounding books, films and movies as their favourites, just to be smart.

ninesixteen said...

ooh ooh, I got a good one.

People who go out and buy new electronics, ie. digital cams, laptops, etc... and don't take the damn stickers off of them!

RED CARD!!!!!!!!

Anonymous said...

"Totally Lost" Podcast. 160 comments and no response.

Nick said...

RED CARD

Dave Navarro. Nobody liked him in Red Hot Chili Peppers, And nobody likes him on Rock Star: Supernova. He shouldn't even mention he was in chili peppers, John Frusciante was and still is the best guitarist in the band. (RHCP is my favorite band, thats how i know this stuff)

I also agree with Ralphs comment to yellowcard, those posers need a life.

Anonymous said...

Ok, heres my last one:
ROT KARTEN to anyone who types with alternating capital and lowercase letters, like "OmG I lOv AfI!"
FIRST OFF: AFI sucks
SECOND: MY EYES HURT FROM READING THIS
THIRD: It only enhances the fact that you're a teenybopper.