Lame discussions and poorly constructed theories about the hit ABC series "Lost."
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First! But for some reason it's still cheating when you post the thread. So not really first.
So Real First!I just found this picture today and was going to post it on the boards. I'm sure it will be warmly welcomed on the blogspot.Holli
GOOD MORNING, ALL!wow! there's nothing like a couple of muddy girls to start your day/week.
Does this picture exist in a larger resolution, for closer examination of the dirty details?
I'm not sure; I got the picture from lost-media.com, which usually has large resolution photos. It may be my work computer preventing me from further clicking it. If you're able to click on it & get to the high res one, send me the link & I'll change it!
welcome back, aimee. you were missed.and welcome back, DHARMA mud wrestling ring. you were missed as well.
If you're going to make an entrance, at least bring mud.
yeah, glad malibu didn't arrive covered in mud. although, he does have that farrah hair that drives the fellows wild.
and did anyone see MEGASNAKE?
i would imagine that if anyone has farrah hair they wouldn't want it covered in mud anyway.
Aimee!Nice to see you...well, your words...and picture. You know what I mean.So, for anyone who hasn't been to the dump of late, I had forgotten what an interesting, stank-filled experience it is. It is actually fascinating to me to think that in a few thousand years, if we're not around for whatever reason, those piles and piles of random junk are probably very telling (to visiting aliens or ?) of what our collective society was like by what we decided to throw away....This has been random thought corner for this morning - have a great day! :)
correction - I guess "dump" isn't the right term anymore, I meant "Waste Transfer Station" :/you know that reminds me of my idea that if I worked at a gas station I would insist on people referring to me as a "Petroleum Transfer Technician"
mb, there's a children's book about that very concept. archaeologists looking through our stuff thousands of years from now to try to figure out what we were like. i remember getting a kick out of it in elementary school. maybe you could pick it up for the Deuce in a few years.
It's not just people years from now that could learn from our trash. I heard a politician's wife interviewed the other day talking about keeping their trash in their garage during the campaign because they caught people trying to steal it. I catch myself editing my trash (and recycling) because we have someone living in our guest house this summer. Do I really want him to see how much of a lush I am? And I've been known to hide fast food garbage or other incriminating wrappers deep in the bowels of the garbage can so that hubby doesn't see it.Thus concludes the trash true confessions corner of the morning.
I know what you mean Holli - I'm just careful about recycling anything with my personal info on it. I'm probably paranoid - but I hear about people getting their identities stolen by people who go through recycling and garbage to find info, and I've been the victim of credit card fraud, which is such a pain in the ass.bitch-fest done.
Palmer - you wouldn't happen to remember the name of that book? I will totally get that for the Deuce.
I shred all that stuff MB. I even shred unsolicited credit card offers with my name printed on them -- just in case.HolliKablamo!
Missed the kablamo. Ignore it please.Holli
DOH!!!belated KABLAMMO and KABLAMMOjeebus!
Kim & Aimee???
So, folks, should the Heroes heroes have superhero names? If so, what should they be?
Back to Palmer's question in a bit, but first a perfect headline for the blogspot:Boobs, Balls and Everything In Between.Holli
Heroes superhero names Hiro - Spime Bender (Spime = Space + Time) and his trusty sidekick Porn 'PreciatorIsaac - Future Van GoghNathan - Representative FlyPeter - The Human SpongeSilar - Laser LeechClaire - Perpetu-GirlClaire's Mom - The Human Cigarette LighterThere's a start.Holli
Claude -- InvisibumParkman -- Officer CarnacNikki -- The Bipolar BimboMohinder -- The World's Slowest Indian
Super Cheesy Superhero Names:hiro -> Second Handhey, he has time powers and uses someone else's swordpeter -> The Mimicsylar -> DEVILUTION!!!groan...
I like Officer Carnac. That's exactly what Grunberg looks like he's doing when he's trying to listen in.Eric Roberts could be The Pocked Prick.Holli
The Haitian -- Silent But DeadlyCandice -- Captain SassyMicah -- The Electric KidTed -- Radioactive Man (that's an easy one)Eden -- Pretty PersuasionLinderman - The Fixer
What's up people? Happy Crapday, I mean Monday.I saw a few movies this weekend. I recommend you stick The Lookout in your queue. Good film. I'm surprised nobody has commented yet on that seductive picture at the top of this page. Me-ow. ;)
To my good friend Palmer (and anyone else, really):I don't know about a childrens book, but I read "Body Ritual Among the Nacirema" (it's American backwards, get it?) in sixth grade. It was how a motel bathroom was found by a future civilation. The chief in charge of the dig speculated that the "Sanitized for Your Protection" loop was a headband used for toilet rituals. The eleven year old me found it funny.It was an article from American Anthropologist. I guess that piece went on to inspire other works. I would like to see a childrens book version.
Heroes (or Schmeros as some people call it) has a new LOST Experience like websitehttp://www.yamagatofellowship.org/It's run by Hiro's father and it studies Heroes in history. It has an email. I don't know if this is for an ARG or just stand alone extra stuff.Holli
Hey one of the fabulous foursome is back. You know, I've really begun to resent the fact that Ralph, Ben, Aimee and Kimberley have lives.They SHOULD be focused on ME and entertaining me once a week with podcasts. Instead of all that stupid stuff they do instead like families, friends and jobs.In other words WHERE THE FUCK is my Dharmalars and TLI? ;)Anyone know of a good Heroes podcast?
Goofball - I know we all miss TLI but last I talked with Kim she was having some computer woes - whether or not she got them fixed I'm not sure. Also, I think she may be "accross the pond" in Brit-land right now (again, not sure - just spreading unfounded rumors).I know Ralph said they were taking a week off, so I'm guessing they will be back soon.
If you guys love Lost, you'll love this web site! Check it!
Sorry bout that. Messed up the link.If you guys love Lost, check out this site!
WHOA!!!!! WARNING!NSFW, NSF for f-in W on that last link people!!!!LMAO!
Wow PJ - good thing I don't work in a populated office - lol
it must be really bad if i can't even go to it. i clicked the link and it's blocked. i'll have to check it when i get home.
It should be blocked. That was tres tres disturbing. Holli
Don't do it Ally ... trust me, just ... don't.
thanks for shielding me from whatever that is. i won't look, i promise. alright, since it's almost 9 i should probably go home. and it's raining, too. fun drive home :/
YIKES!!!!!!I have to admit. I laughed hysterically when I saw that. I hadn't read mb's warning yet.
Goofball- www.3heroes.net Beware of the hick that does the spoilers. Holli, if you worry about hiding your evidence you may have a problem. That's what I think every time I hide candy bar wrappers.pj, you are sick.
lol @ steph's warning. "beware of the hick that does spoilers"belate your kablamo, steph.
A belated KABLAMMO!!!!
I am forever scarred as well as now have a fear of clicking any link ever. lol.
So Hiro, Nikki, Mohinder and Police Man are all coming to HK tomorrow night. Well, they might be here already. Anyway, they're going to be at a club, and it's been said that you'll need to win tickets, but I'm thinking that since I know someone who works there, I'll be able to get in for free.Questions for our loveable Heroes? Should I try and get a boob shot of BiPolar Woman? Asian Tourist Photo with Masi? I can take requests, people, just ask away...
You think that last site is good. Check out goatse.cz, now that is a great Lost site.
Gillian, have fun and let us know all the details. I don't have any questions, but maybe that hick spoiler chick will.Holli
naw, nothing comes to mind.
Worst. Lost site. Ever.
There's a new Doc Jensen article with casting "scoop." Please do not discuss said scoop here, but if there are non-spoilers, bring them on unless you are pj or anonymous.Holli
Steph, I love the pic of the 'slut shirt'. Jordan's going to love it even more in about a week or so. He needs to stop losing bets.
''He has the most intense eyes of any guy out there, and I say that as a non-gay man,'' says Cuse of his new hire.Hey, Heroes DVDs out today. Anyone buying them? I'm thinking I'll rent and rip. Trying to save for hubby's birthday present. He really needs an iPod.I thought I needed to change the avatar since Morgan was trying to figure out what it said. Good thing she wasn't around when I clicked "pj"'s site.
well, thanks to PJ, i've now seen something that can never be unseen.ugh...steph, i'm picking up Heroes on DVD for my girlfriend. which means that i get to watch it! muhahahahaha. and we'll store it in our Comic-Con Exclusive Heroes DVD Box. w00t!Ryan, I was just telling Laurie how you work on the WORLD FAMOUS Catalina Island. anyhow, yeah, that Nacirema thing might be what I was thinking of. maybe. the wiki article has links to a few Nacirema papers/essays.ah-hem... the wiki article.no, really. it's not three old dudes humping each other. it's a wiki article.yeesh, pj. now, we're all paranoid about links. if you're going to sucker us into clicking something, at least make it something awesome.
The 'scoop' basically just announces another actor joining the cast,but no info about who he's gonna play, or if he's an island character/Other/flashback or foward/etc. I wouldn't consider it especially spoilerish, guess it depends on your definition of spoiler.Maybe we need to have a 'designated clicker' to check out these links posted by anonymous or drive-by posters...
I do not volunteer for that job. My retinas were scarred yesterday. Thanks for the rundown on the news too. I don't mind knowing the actor, but I don't want to know the role.Holli
This one's better, p.
steph, that clip is awesome. that episode ruled.some article about Heroes/not a lemon party//not rick astley//not brian the dog singing rick astley
Hey MB, this week's Pop Candy Podcast from USA Today includes an interview with Tom Colicchio.Holli
lmao @ designated clicker & EWWWWWWWW @ that site/link/pic
so... i think i've decided to pick up the Heroes DVD set at lunch. good stuff.we'll be Heroes-ing it up in no time!
I'm off to Blockbuster now, P. Just when I think these folks around here have no taste, they surprise me.
blogspotica or podunk-ville?
Unbelievable, the Heroes DVD comes out today and I have no money to go buy it. I'll have to wait until I get paid. Cause that one is definitely one to own.:)
I'm not planning on buying the Heroes DVD ... I'm curious if people think that it holds up once the cliffhanger endings aren't surprises anymore.
Miss South Carolina looks like a young Jan from The Office.And, of course, Miss SC's wacky answer.
You can rearrange Miss South Carolina's wacky answer at Mo Rocca's blog.Holli
Belated Kablamo. I typed through the set up.Holli
58% of French people are idiots.
ok, so was the 58% in the clip title an intentional joke? or did the guy really mix up 58% with the 56% from the clip?anyhow, that's fantasti-awesome. enjoyed it immensely here in the office.
ah, 56% is a typo in the subtitles. fools!
oh. and aimee and kim, we need more french in the next podcast.
"oh. and aimee and kim, we need more french in the next podcast."that's what she said.
I think that's more of a, "That's what HE said".
i'm sure there are some "she's" out there too, T.
Maybe it's a, "That's what we said"!
That's what _____ said.
What are you talking about,p? You people have the best taste in the world because it's the same as mine. Those folks here in podunkville already snatched discs one and two. While at Blockbuster, I had to explain to the manager what a podcast is. I have such a hard time with that. Does anyone else find themselves in that situation or is it just me? Or is it just here that no one knows what a podcast is? Or am I constantly discussing podcasts?
I love podcasts and when I tell people about podcasts they look at me like I just arrived from the future. I don't really know how to explain what it is either. What difficult lives we live, so technologically advanced while still having to deal with the technologically challenged./by technologically challenged, I mean those that have never even touched a computer.
i find that a lot of amish folks have never downloaded a podcast.
when my friends look at my ipod, they say something like "what the fuck does myokom with sas mean?" when i explain to them, they say, "youre a nerd."
Yeah, I get called a geek a lot too. But that's what I get for being one, I guess.
man, i like having the blogspot back. and aimee back./aimee back ribs?//cannibalism
ridiculous newscastrecreating senatorial bathroom sex request.america's most wanted? unsolved mysteries?
Note to self, don't tap foot in restroom stall. Inform male members of family of this note as well.Holli
yeah. i read an article where the Senator says he "employs a wide stance" when using the bathroom.i also love that cops hang around in bathrooms waiting to try to foot-seduce people tapping their feet in public bathrooms.
SAS GEEKS UNITE! It's a proud legacy we forge IMO :)Thanks for the casting info Holli - it is posted on the SPLOGfor discussion and enjoyment along with a casting bit I apparently missed.Will be making some time this month to watch Heroes - and finally listen to a season's worth of the 3 Heroes podcast which I have been sitting on.RE: podcasts - pretty much without fail, the people I talk to who don't know what a podcast is are older than me, and I generally can't even bring up the SPLOG or the SAS blog - just too much info for one conversation I guess. And I am floored by that French Millionnaire clip. Holy misinformation Batman! Not that I condone the rise of American anti-intellectualism, but I guess the French can't exactly tease us about the 55% of us who apparently prefer creationism (at least as of 2004). THE SUN REVOLVES AROUND THE EARTH?!?!? PEOPLE PLEASE!
It's interesting that the politicians who get busted for these bizarre sex solicitations always seem to be from the big-time family values/anti-gay brigade. Like this guy.
Again let me underscore - I am NOT a creationist.
Busy at work today, but I just came upon something (not literally of course - it's not that kind of job) that was so funny, I had to share it with you.I was in the middle of reading this incident report about a dude that was arrested for some drugs or something, and I glanced over at his name. Monkietron Walls.Yeah, you heard me. Now I know, it's not Ben Linus, or Jack Shephard, or even Charlie Pace. It's not even Lost related. It's just fucking awesome and hilarious. And real.
I wonder if his mom ever said to him when he misbehaved as a kid, "Bad monkie!"
lmao - I've definitely never heard that name before.
Aimee, buddy...didnt you know that Monkietron Walls Ltd makes the sonic death fence for JizzIsland?
That last name is one letter away from Balls too - so I gotta think grade school sucked...well, balls
mb, are you talking about that bathroom stall again?
also, mb, i think you're giving him too much credit if you think that a guy named Monkietron Walls made it to elementary school.anyone have a Shirtless Crack Addict on COPS Name Generator?
I've got a Pop Star Name Generator. In this day and age it's basically the same thing, right?Tiffany Roberts
MB-i don't know if you're still looking for names for The Deuce, but please don't name him Monkietron. I know it starts with an M and all, but just dont.:)
that popstar name generator sure is fun. all i need now is some backup dancers and i'm ready to go!~Christine London
Hmmmm, maybe mb stands for Monkietron Balls!Matty KingAnd there might not be a COPS name generator, but there is a White Trash Name Generator.
i went to high school with this guy, but apparently my pop star name is Sean Carter.i much prefer my K-Fed name, Billy Ray McTrailer. The ladies call me "Double-Wide."
Hmmm, I think that the white trash trailer might some work.Travis McTrailer
The McTrailer Brothers!
Ally - lol - so I guess craptossertron is out too then? LMAO Trevor - I ALMOST joked about that - and backed away - hoping no one would make that connectionPut your hands together for...DANNY SHELTON!!!......................................................................(golf clap)..........
DOH! - KABLAMMO!!!
DOH DOH!!!! (Thought that was 108)Kablammo retraction
he'll always be The Deuce to us blogspotters.../possibly we'd settle for Monkietron
Billy Ray and Travis-We need to get working on some kind of band or show we can take on the road. We'll just attach ma' and pa's trailer to the back of the truck and go!yo' sister,Wynnona Elle McTrailer
oh shit! sweet. i have a monkey avatar. did i somehow know that Aimee would see the name Monkietron? or did i will it into existence ala Walt and Locke?
Well, a guess there's a lot of inbreeding in this family...
I think I would rather have you call him Monkietron than Craptossertron. No matter what you name him, i'm sure it'll be too normal and we'll just call him The Deuce.
well hopefully we're like brothers and sister. and not like duncle (daddy/uncle) or mant (mother/aunt) or monster (mother/sister) or cousband (cousin/husbannd)/wow i could sit here all day and think these up...
HOLY CRAP Palmer, Ally and Trevor - I've found you at last - my family!MONTANA McTRAILER
I can see it - the McTrailer variety show in Branson, MO - showbiz is calling us I tell you...
Well family, I dunno if y'all 'r married 'r nawt - but I went and married miss Claire Anne Beavermore(seriously - I put my wife's name in the generator)
Montana is an interesting name. Is your middle initial B?OMG are you MB McTrailer?!?!
Putting your wife's name is a good idea ... looks like I married Mary Anne Chickensworth.
The Travellin' McTrailers!shotgun banjo and washboard!
Chickensworth? Well good thing she's Mrs. McTrailer now.
lol. good one, palmer.
I'll play the jugs(yeah, you know why I said it....)....TWSS
well if mb's playing the jugs... are the cymballs available? wow! what kind of family are we?
Fuck the guy who mentioned the goatse.cz website. I am going to go rip my eyes out of my head now. Fucking hell!
I have been SERIOUSLY trying HARD to forget that all day. horrible, disgusting, and...just horrible (ugh)
know what this family needs?MORE COWBELL!
Hell yeah! More cowbell. More cowbell!!!
LMAO. Check out this video.Atlanta Falcons mascot decimates pee wee footballers.
Jordan - that's frickin' hilarious. Lmao - what the hell? It looks like the guy just snapped
Maybe the Falcons mascot was auditioning to be a Man Eating Clam.Holli
Choosing a wife A man wanted to get married. He was having trouble choosing among three likely candidates. He gives each woman a present of $5,000 and watches to see what they do with the money. The first does a total make-over. She goes to a fancy beauty salon,gets her hair done, new make-up and buys several new outfits, then dresses up very nicely for the man. She tells him that she has done this to be more attractive for him because she loves him so much. The man was impressed. The second goes shopping to buy the man gifts. She gets him a new set of golf clubs, some new gizmos for his computer, and some expensive clothes. As she presents these gifts, she tells him that she has spent all the money on him because she loves him so much Again, the man is impressed. The third invests the money in the stock market. She earns several times the $5,000. She gives him back his $5,000 and reinvests the remainder in a joint account. She tells him that she wants to save for their future because she loves him so much. Obviously, the man was impressed. The man thought for a long time about what each woman had done with the money he'd given her. Then, he married the one with the biggest boobs. Men are like that, you know. There is more money being spent on breast implants and Viagra today than on Alzheimer' s research. This means that by 2040, there should be a large elderly population with perky boobs and huge erections and absolutely no recollection of what to do with either of them.
Palmer, don't ask why but I dreamt I met your girlfriend. She said you were getting married in October. I think it's because I listened to the married man podcast yesterday. But I don't know why I dreamt about you two.
cuz we're AWESOME. that's why.i had a dream the other week that i had to go back to highschool with my friend jeremy (who went to a different highschool) and aimee in little rock. the school was hugely overpopulated and may have had stalagmites. that's all that i can remember though.
Here's a story about Heroes in Hong Kong. No mention of Gillian, but Masi Oka gives a nice shout out to LOST.Holli
NBC is going to preview some of its new series early on On Demand and at Blockbuster. Is anyone planning to try any of these shows? I guess I'm somewhat interested in Chuck and Bionic Woman, but Journeyman and Life don't interest me.Holli
I heard about this on the radio this morning, now we can all see if we live in a good neighborhood or not. CHECK IT and see how your neighborhood is. Mine seems to be ok, other than a "nude man in the kitchen" report, but it's not really even close to me.
surprisingly, the Bionic Woman preview was pretty entertaining at ComicCon. hopefully, the show is too. the bad guys seem to be the biggest assets. and i really dug the character played by Will Yun Lee who i think we previously saw on a bad episode of Hustle.also, it's spot the BSG actor every five or ten minutes.so, i'll be checking that out.oh! hilariously, i got some free Bionic Woman swag. a black t-shirt. that says simply "Bionic Woman" on the front. so, i'm labeled as being a bionic woman when i wear it. strange stuff...
Ally, that link isn't working for me.So Palmer, does the shirt make you feel bionic? womanish? Does it confuse people around you?Holli
I googled Rotten Neighbor and found out that my neighbors aren't web savvy. There's a shocker!Holli
For the bad neighbors site, try this link instead.
I wish that I was Leona Helmsley's dog and that I wasn't alone on the blogspot.Holli
I wonder if there's a stipulation in the will about putting that mongrel to sleep. And I wonder who gets the money when the dog goes.
Is anyone following Afterworld?Holli
holli, whats this afterworld thing? thanks.
Apparently its on on-line apocolyptic video comic. Each episode is 2-3 minutes long. I'm on the 5th and it's pretty interesting. It's lauded as something LOST and Y:The Last Man fans might enjoy. more about it.Holli
I just don't understand what's so special about Seattle.
thats where the 4400 returned in a ball of light, silly.
So at the end of episode 10, it's turning into The Stand.Holli
i am scared of the lady from The Stand's eyebrows.
Those eyebrows could have been on Season 2 of Arrested Development. Thankfully, in Season 3 the eyebrow problem seems to have resolved.Holli
i still have yet to make the purchase of season 2 or 3. i really should though. with a crapload of other DVDs i want...
Thanks goodness that the eyebrow problem is solved on S3 of AD. The more episodes I watched, the more I noticed them.
soon? i'm predicting it'll be more like "soon-ish."
soon? i hope that's something good, it kinda sounds like a threat from a serial killer...
i will post the ep as soon as i edit it. which will take 5 minutes to "edit". you'll see. prepare for a very special "episode"
Special? Like "Go-tards" special?
the fact that "episode" is in quotes kinda scares me...
The episode is actually a sound collage performance art piece that Ralph and Ben have been working on for the past two weeks. Think "Revolution 9." You'll love it.
that explains all the " ".can't wait to listen.=)
Curiousity definitely piqued for the upcoming Lars.Watched 4 eps of Afterworld and I am intrigued - however, I am already having flashbacks of The Stand (like you said Holli). But I'm into it enough to stick with it.
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