"Think about it. Do you really want to trust your freedom to twelve morons who were too stupid to figure out how to avoid jury duty? Do you really want to be the only person in the room who may or may not go home when the jury returns from its deliberations? Most cases can and should be negotiated to a dismissal or some other resolution that involves consequences less severe than incarceration."
In other words, "Hire me and we'll plea-bargain so I can go back to smoking pot in my Vee-Dub."
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I should've checked inside to see if there was a stash of beer. Or Dharma Initiative junk. Or a skeleton.
Roger's not here, workman.
ha ha, that is awesome.
10:1 odds he learned all of the drug codes by heart while representing himself in court.
it's an old fashioned freak out!
andrew.
Chad Moody sounds great.
http://www.criminaldefenseoklaw.com/
I like his quote at http://pview.findlaw.com/cmd/view?wld_id=3611519&pid=1
"Think about it. Do you really want to trust your freedom to twelve morons who were too stupid to figure out how to avoid jury duty? Do you really want to be the only person in the room who may or may not go home when the jury returns from its deliberations? Most cases can and should be negotiated to a dismissal or some other resolution that involves consequences less severe than incarceration."
In other words, "Hire me and we'll plea-bargain so I can go back to smoking pot in my Vee-Dub."
Thanks for the link Palmer. Pretty sweet - I don't think I've ever met a defense attorney who can quote Sun Stu (or any philosopher for that matter).
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